Tuesday
Monday
Blog 185, April 19 2010 Life Ended Yesterday, ReStarts Tomorrow
The short term TV series LIFE ended yesterday... a big loss to the nature and animal loving world... BUT, now National Geographic is starting a new TV channel all about animals... because Animal Planet sucks balls.
Life was going to restart tomorrow... BUT, I dont smoke weed so I'm really not affected in any way WHAT-SO-EVER.
BUT!!!! Big and exciting things coming up. Big and yum exciting. Hott
Big thing! Is the movie Avatar is being released on DVD on Earth Day which is a whole new big thing on its own. Also big would be the new eco friendly sun-chip bag. AFTER WAITING for 5 months to finally be able to buy some sunchips that I can plant in my back yard, I can.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE how amazing it will be to be able to eat chips while doing yardwork, and then when I'm done eating just bury the bag of chips wherever I am working?! SO CONVENIENT!
And on the note of conveniency, the following is not convenient:
The letter " ". I have not used this letter at all in this ENTIRE BLOG! So what the hell is the point of having a letter " " when I wont even type it in the 500 plus words in this blog?!
WELLLLLLL??? No excuses huh?! You simply cannot find a reason to exist letter " " now can you!
BUT! There is a place where this letter is EXTREMELY relevant.
Its called the Museum of " " on the corner of DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT
Lady Gaga is going to be on Fuse and she's going to be living and breathing and doing stuff and its gonna be great just like everything she does. OK I need to think of something exciting to do before you end this relationship with this blog...
Well I am going to get some random pictures of things and show them to you now.
Oh... I'm sorry... I should have warned you that they would be pictures of hot guys, amazing hair, and duct tape creations!
AH PIERRE FITCH IS SO FUCK-ME-NOW HOT
Next would be Ryan Phillippe! The man who hosted SNL this previous Saturday who is quiie sexilicious... but quite the bad actor.
OK, and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww: a list of pictures that have nothing to do with the ones before them!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Is a link to watch the funniest SNL skit ever just because they cant stop laughing and neither can I! Seriously! Every single time this skit is done nobody on the cast can keep a straight face the whole time.
This one isnt the funniest, but its still pretty good: http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer-birthday-party
OK NOW THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST EVERRRRRRRRRR: http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer
lmao
Life was going to restart tomorrow... BUT, I dont smoke weed so I'm really not affected in any way WHAT-SO-EVER.
BUT!!!! Big and exciting things coming up. Big and yum exciting. Hott
Big thing! Is the movie Avatar is being released on DVD on Earth Day which is a whole new big thing on its own. Also big would be the new eco friendly sun-chip bag. AFTER WAITING for 5 months to finally be able to buy some sunchips that I can plant in my back yard, I can.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE how amazing it will be to be able to eat chips while doing yardwork, and then when I'm done eating just bury the bag of chips wherever I am working?! SO CONVENIENT!
And on the note of conveniency, the following is not convenient:
The letter " ". I have not used this letter at all in this ENTIRE BLOG! So what the hell is the point of having a letter " " when I wont even type it in the 500 plus words in this blog?!
WELLLLLLL??? No excuses huh?! You simply cannot find a reason to exist letter " " now can you!
BUT! There is a place where this letter is EXTREMELY relevant.
Its called the Museum of " " on the corner of DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT
Lady Gaga is going to be on Fuse and she's going to be living and breathing and doing stuff and its gonna be great just like everything she does. OK I need to think of something exciting to do before you end this relationship with this blog...
Well I am going to get some random pictures of things and show them to you now.
Oh... I'm sorry... I should have warned you that they would be pictures of hot guys, amazing hair, and duct tape creations!
AH PIERRE FITCH IS SO FUCK-ME-NOW HOT
Next would be Ryan Phillippe! The man who hosted SNL this previous Saturday who is quiie sexilicious... but quite the bad actor.
OK, and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww: a list of pictures that have nothing to do with the ones before them!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Is a link to watch the funniest SNL skit ever just because they cant stop laughing and neither can I! Seriously! Every single time this skit is done nobody on the cast can keep a straight face the whole time.
This one isnt the funniest, but its still pretty good: http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer-birthday-party
OK NOW THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST EVERRRRRRRRRR: http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer
lmao
Friday
Blog 184, April 16 2010, Breaking of the Bullshit
WEYELLLL, right now I'm supposed to be at Breaking of the Silence for gay people and yada yada whatever.
So I'm pumped all day to go, but then I get to the library, and get a text from mom saying that I'm grounded and can't go because I lied to her about making up labs.
That bitch has not punished me for LITERALLY, 16 years.
So now she's just randomly and spuratically deciding to jump into punishment and I just said "Its not gonna work, every time you take things away from me I get worse"
And she was like, IF YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY YOU'LL
And she didnt finish, she was just like "STAY AT THE LIBRARY AND THEN I'LL GET THERE AND WE WILL TALK"
I told her that I was gonna go home and shoot myself in the head because she was being so stupid.
She ignored that comment :P
Then she kept finding reasons to call me back scream then hang up so eventually I just texted her saying: "You are four kids ride home, if we don't go, they are stranded."
So now I'm just sitting here waiting for the bitch instead of going with my other friends and I'm definitely gonna be late enough that I'm gonna be fucking pissed. This car ride home is gonna be fun, I'm just going to ignore ever word that comes out of her mouth seeing as all she does is scream thinking that it will get her somewhere...
Yeah, not with me... haha
So I'm pumped all day to go, but then I get to the library, and get a text from mom saying that I'm grounded and can't go because I lied to her about making up labs.
That bitch has not punished me for LITERALLY, 16 years.
So now she's just randomly and spuratically deciding to jump into punishment and I just said "Its not gonna work, every time you take things away from me I get worse"
And she was like, IF YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY YOU'LL
And she didnt finish, she was just like "STAY AT THE LIBRARY AND THEN I'LL GET THERE AND WE WILL TALK"
I told her that I was gonna go home and shoot myself in the head because she was being so stupid.
She ignored that comment :P
Then she kept finding reasons to call me back scream then hang up so eventually I just texted her saying: "You are four kids ride home, if we don't go, they are stranded."
So now I'm just sitting here waiting for the bitch instead of going with my other friends and I'm definitely gonna be late enough that I'm gonna be fucking pissed. This car ride home is gonna be fun, I'm just going to ignore ever word that comes out of her mouth seeing as all she does is scream thinking that it will get her somewhere...
Yeah, not with me... haha
Wednesday
Blog 183, April 14 2010, WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Holy shit people we have reached 200! This is psycho crazy. This is amazing!
200!
YES YES YES!
200 episodes of South Park and they still have managed not to get canceled for more then half a year!
In celebration of 200, I'm going to do a couple things.
(spelling?) Itenerary:
1. List of South Park quotes and events that make me. die. dead.
2. One song by each of my new favorite unsigned bands
3. Hopes for the future (not in the corny way, is the future-istic-lee way)
1:
Mr. Garrison in the South Park Movie: "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." My retort: worms
Jewish Kid: "Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate."
Cartman: "Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp."
My retort: me and my friend Megan and two gay guys killed Hitler in a dream of mine... so Jewish kid, you are safe.
Chef: "You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks." My retort: I got nothing...
This episode had me rolling on the floor dying. I dont joke when I say that its the funniest episode South Park has ever had.
CHEECKEN AND COWWWWWWWWW
And now I move on to 2
2:
Sorry, I cant find any videos with better clarity then this one. Really good. They play at a coffee shop on Madison Ave every Monday. Amazing. All of their songs are meant to go with the dance move skanking. So much fun.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GROUP, I'm not even kidding you. They are amazing and the guys are gorgeous. :D :D
Last but NOT least is Mother Mcrees, met them on the best day of my life so far. Some of their songs put you on a drug trip, you just want to fade out into the song. They'll be at Valentines on 4/20 so thats gonna be... um... suiting. Haha
So this is the band before they got their new lead vocalist. She's a girl, and absolutely an amazing singer.
Comment if you have any questions on any of these bands, I can give you the links to their FB's, MySpace's, or whatever else.
3: My plans for the future are to FUCKING CLIMB MUSTAFA ON FRIDAY! Oh yeah, Breaking of the Silence this weekend. SO PUMPED, I finally get to hang out with my friend who moved to Vermont for the first time in a long time. LONG time.
And that is my extremely long blog for the day. PEACE OUT
200!
YES YES YES!
200 episodes of South Park and they still have managed not to get canceled for more then half a year!
In celebration of 200, I'm going to do a couple things.
(spelling?) Itenerary:
1. List of South Park quotes and events that make me. die. dead.
2. One song by each of my new favorite unsigned bands
3. Hopes for the future (not in the corny way, is the future-istic-lee way)
1:
Mr. Garrison in the South Park Movie: "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." My retort: worms
Jewish Kid: "Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate."
Cartman: "Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp."
My retort: me and my friend Megan and two gay guys killed Hitler in a dream of mine... so Jewish kid, you are safe.
Chef: "You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks." My retort: I got nothing...
This episode had me rolling on the floor dying. I dont joke when I say that its the funniest episode South Park has ever had.
CHEECKEN AND COWWWWWWWWW
And now I move on to 2
2:
Sorry, I cant find any videos with better clarity then this one. Really good. They play at a coffee shop on Madison Ave every Monday. Amazing. All of their songs are meant to go with the dance move skanking. So much fun.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GROUP, I'm not even kidding you. They are amazing and the guys are gorgeous. :D :D
Last but NOT least is Mother Mcrees, met them on the best day of my life so far. Some of their songs put you on a drug trip, you just want to fade out into the song. They'll be at Valentines on 4/20 so thats gonna be... um... suiting. Haha
So this is the band before they got their new lead vocalist. She's a girl, and absolutely an amazing singer.
Comment if you have any questions on any of these bands, I can give you the links to their FB's, MySpace's, or whatever else.
3: My plans for the future are to FUCKING CLIMB MUSTAFA ON FRIDAY! Oh yeah, Breaking of the Silence this weekend. SO PUMPED, I finally get to hang out with my friend who moved to Vermont for the first time in a long time. LONG time.
And that is my extremely long blog for the day. PEACE OUT
Monday
Sunday
Blog 181, April 11 2010 Doors to Spring Break, Closed
Well now that Spring Break is coming to a close, the time for Epiphanies, Trees named Mustafa, and weight loss is here.
And Lady Gaga
Epiphanies- Stop waisting time with those who will not mature, and mature yourself.
Tree named Mustafa- Tree with its first branch about 15ft off the ground in my families woods. Only two people have made it into the Lion Club (people to climb up that tree) and that would be my best friend, and my sisters fionce. Today I touched the tree branch, but got scared and pussed out. F U stupid nerves of melted steel.
Weight loss- I dont know how to describe the fact that I'm losing weight... hmmmm... I'm losing weight.
Done!
Oh yeah! Lady Gaga- If I meet her my life will be complete.
Me just got a new jean jacket, 2 new pairs of shoes, 2 shirts, and a new attitude. I like this day (minus the million labs due at home)
OK! And now to follow along with the odd tradition that I am making for myself. I believe that the hour midnight, should be gotten rid of.
Yes, the hour midnight.
From 12-1am on Thursday nights is the best show to ever be created by anybody ever.
Well the little caption on the picture saying 10:30 lies. They moved it to midnight!
On school nights, lads like me are TIRED!
I love this show and BITCHY comedy central moved it ALLLLL because comments like this!
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man
with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, well be able to put
everyone with AIDS on the moon!"
And there are also things like her getting high and deciding to call her sober self telling her the secrets of an "evil" company.
!!!! OR!!!! Sarah Silverman decides to make the world like vans and advises all children to get into any strangers van just in case they may be fun. But then she starts to feel like a child molester because of the vans shape...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM, what to do now that I am insanelly bored...
List of possibilities:
Climb a Tree (nah... heartbroken from Mustafa)
Rip off Clothes and Eat Sushi (I have only had sushi once and I threw up on my dads bed... so no)
Make a Sign Advertising Fake Porn (Got me with that one)
And Lady Gaga
Epiphanies- Stop waisting time with those who will not mature, and mature yourself.
Tree named Mustafa- Tree with its first branch about 15ft off the ground in my families woods. Only two people have made it into the Lion Club (people to climb up that tree) and that would be my best friend, and my sisters fionce. Today I touched the tree branch, but got scared and pussed out. F U stupid nerves of melted steel.
Weight loss- I dont know how to describe the fact that I'm losing weight... hmmmm... I'm losing weight.
Done!
Oh yeah! Lady Gaga- If I meet her my life will be complete.
Me just got a new jean jacket, 2 new pairs of shoes, 2 shirts, and a new attitude. I like this day (minus the million labs due at home)
OK! And now to follow along with the odd tradition that I am making for myself. I believe that the hour midnight, should be gotten rid of.
Yes, the hour midnight.
From 12-1am on Thursday nights is the best show to ever be created by anybody ever.
Well the little caption on the picture saying 10:30 lies. They moved it to midnight!
On school nights, lads like me are TIRED!
I love this show and BITCHY comedy central moved it ALLLLL because comments like this!
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man
with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, well be able to put
everyone with AIDS on the moon!"
And there are also things like her getting high and deciding to call her sober self telling her the secrets of an "evil" company.
!!!! OR!!!! Sarah Silverman decides to make the world like vans and advises all children to get into any strangers van just in case they may be fun. But then she starts to feel like a child molester because of the vans shape...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM, what to do now that I am insanelly bored...
List of possibilities:
Climb a Tree (nah... heartbroken from Mustafa)
Rip off Clothes and Eat Sushi (I have only had sushi once and I threw up on my dads bed... so no)
Make a Sign Advertising Fake Porn (Got me with that one)
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