No summary required, it was officially my first real heartpounder of the year.
Somebody who I am not the best of friends with running into the road as a black truck drives at them over the speed limit...
Is it wrong that I want to kill that person now for scaring me so much?
Monday
Blog 151, September 14 2009, And Guess Who's on the Phone in the Library?!
What happens when a librarian talks on her phone in the library?
What happens when a Mac employee owns a PC?
What happens when a Wal Mart dude disapproves of child slavery?
What happens when I have sex with a really hot and delicous priest? I will leave it up to you to find that one out.
What happens when a Mac employee owns a PC?
What happens when a Wal Mart dude disapproves of child slavery?
What happens when I have sex with a really hot and delicous priest? I will leave it up to you to find that one out.
Friday
Blog 150, September 11 2009, Lipsyncing Fail, Body Success
Ok, if any of you have seen Glee, I would like you all to see a little more of it :D:D I freaking love this guy, he is so sexy dancing around and all. I know that this isnt the whole video and all, but its a pretty good video.
Thats really all that I have for today, hopefully I have taken up at least 3 minutes of your day today... happy September 11th
But not in a bad way or anything... I just mean it like, anniversarry, or yeah, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Thats really all that I have for today, hopefully I have taken up at least 3 minutes of your day today... happy September 11th
But not in a bad way or anything... I just mean it like, anniversarry, or yeah, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Thursday
Blog 149, September 10 2009 Hugs, Drugs, and Sawchuck the Flower Child
Have you ever seen something that was so
dumb?
That you just wanted to scream? I like the message coming from this video, and I support the cause and all, but I just couldnt seem to get over the fact that Perez Hilton is talking about something important, and the fact that he is mildy attractive now...
Uh oh, I'm turning gay...
So yeah, about the title:
I was swarmed with hugs before 2nd period and a teacher laughed at me and called me a pimp, and I then went on to a semenar about not doing drugs and being a good and positive role model for the freshmen.
BLECH!
And at the last part of it, the school president announced that our class theme was hippie, and said "And I have just been informed, that Mr. Sawchuck (beefy, overgrown, pumped on steroids, amazing principal) used to be a hippie in his old days. But they prefer the term flower children"
Nobody really laughed...
Until he started laughing.
I still thought he was gonna sneeze and blow us all away.
Hey Jill
Why?
I knew this was gonna...
(Pulls out phone and starts texting)
I hate this (typed on phone)
(Continues texting)
(Looks at me blankly)
:P (Said on phone)
(Attempts to lick my nose)
You smell good
(Puts forhead on my arm)
Why?
Why?
(Continues laughter)
I have nothing to say
Why do you always do this?
"Because I am bored and dont know what to blog about and nobody is giving me any comments"
I wanna touch your nose
MMMMM
Its nothing like that sound
Its mmmmm
MMMM
Freak
(Rests head in hand)
(Slaps leg)
I didnt slap my leg
(Retarded giggle)
That lady is getting mad at us (Typed on phone)
"What lady?"
The one next to us (Typed on phone)
"Oh, tell her I said hi"
No
(Shakes head in disapproval)
(Touches herself)
(Opens her legs to the world)
(Strip teases)
Topic one!
How long would it take to do a strip tease in Anarctica?
dumb?
That you just wanted to scream? I like the message coming from this video, and I support the cause and all, but I just couldnt seem to get over the fact that Perez Hilton is talking about something important, and the fact that he is mildy attractive now...
Uh oh, I'm turning gay...
So yeah, about the title:
I was swarmed with hugs before 2nd period and a teacher laughed at me and called me a pimp, and I then went on to a semenar about not doing drugs and being a good and positive role model for the freshmen.
BLECH!
And at the last part of it, the school president announced that our class theme was hippie, and said "And I have just been informed, that Mr. Sawchuck (beefy, overgrown, pumped on steroids, amazing principal) used to be a hippie in his old days. But they prefer the term flower children"
Nobody really laughed...
Until he started laughing.
I still thought he was gonna sneeze and blow us all away.
Hey Jill
Why?
I knew this was gonna...
(Pulls out phone and starts texting)
I hate this (typed on phone)
(Continues texting)
(Looks at me blankly)
:P (Said on phone)
(Attempts to lick my nose)
You smell good
(Puts forhead on my arm)
Why?
Why?
(Continues laughter)
I have nothing to say
Why do you always do this?
"Because I am bored and dont know what to blog about and nobody is giving me any comments"
I wanna touch your nose
MMMMM
Its nothing like that sound
Its mmmmm
MMMM
Freak
(Rests head in hand)
(Slaps leg)
I didnt slap my leg
(Retarded giggle)
That lady is getting mad at us (Typed on phone)
"What lady?"
The one next to us (Typed on phone)
"Oh, tell her I said hi"
No
(Shakes head in disapproval)
(Touches herself)
(Opens her legs to the world)
(Strip teases)
Topic one!
How long would it take to do a strip tease in Anarctica?
Wednesday
Blog 148, September 9 2009, 3rd Blog Today, Out of Time
My freaking mother is finally coming to pick me up. Good timing hoe.
So yeah, I now have reached a new level of boredom on the boredomness scale.
Boredom scale:
Entertained
Kind of entertained
Mildly bored
Bored
Insanelly bored
Dying of boredom
Eating a shoe
Humping random old men
And here is me
Oh yeah, thats pretty damn bored
So yeah, I now have reached a new level of boredom on the boredomness scale.
Boredom scale:
Entertained
Kind of entertained
Mildly bored
Bored
Insanelly bored
Dying of boredom
Eating a shoe
Humping random old men
And here is me
Oh yeah, thats pretty damn bored
Blog 147, September 9 2009, Dear Mr./Ms.
Hello, my name is Godfrey Saint. This is a letter to my new teacher, Mr. Amazoncock. My latest interests include groping my boyfriend, Jon Grabme, and touching his beautiful moobs. They are just so amazing and they feel great to nuzzle my head into. My family history is nothing important, except for the hotness of my ginger boyfriend whose hair burns with the fire of a thousand suns. Hey, its hot enough to get me going . My goals for this year are to finally go all the way with my boyfriend and hopefully even incorporate a third person to increase the thrill. Help wanted, are you up for it Mr. Amazoncock? Inside of school, I enjoy the same thing as outside, Jon's cuddlies. And finally, when I grow up, there isnt anything that I want to do, but there is a someone that I want to do, and that is my boyfriend. Jon Grabme. My only medical concern is that I dont seem to be able to keep my boyfriend hard for more then 15 seconds.
Hey, this is Save Thedarkside IV writing a letter describing myself to my new teacher, Ms. Cutkil. I like your name, it reminds me of my pants. Ok, so the first thing, my interests. My interests are Rock Band, Rock Band 2, and black. But not like the black as in the person who is black, I mean blackness, like the black abyss of blackness, such as the black in my SOULLLLLL. So yeah, next is family history. Well I know that there are some vampires in and out of the generation, but I'm not entirely sure how many ghouls there are. Also, there was just recently a Lycan born from some family member, so now there is this huge rivalry between them all and I think its so stupid. Seriously, if they all just got rid of their emotions and cut themselves in an emo corner, life would be better. Ok, so next are my goals for this year. My goals are to get a perfect on Rock Band 2, and to discover a black so black, that I can just stare into it for hours, like my pants. Inside and outside of school, I pretty much like the same things, tight pants, and black. But outside of school kind of sucks, because there is the occasional sun, which just gets really annoying when you are trying to focus on hating it. Finally, when I grow up, I would like to be a black rose, mainly because its black, and I could unwillingly stab people with my thorns of emoness. My only known medical condition is obviously, depression. And BLACKNESS
Hey, this is Save Thedarkside IV writing a letter describing myself to my new teacher, Ms. Cutkil. I like your name, it reminds me of my pants. Ok, so the first thing, my interests. My interests are Rock Band, Rock Band 2, and black. But not like the black as in the person who is black, I mean blackness, like the black abyss of blackness, such as the black in my SOULLLLLL. So yeah, next is family history. Well I know that there are some vampires in and out of the generation, but I'm not entirely sure how many ghouls there are. Also, there was just recently a Lycan born from some family member, so now there is this huge rivalry between them all and I think its so stupid. Seriously, if they all just got rid of their emotions and cut themselves in an emo corner, life would be better. Ok, so next are my goals for this year. My goals are to get a perfect on Rock Band 2, and to discover a black so black, that I can just stare into it for hours, like my pants. Inside and outside of school, I pretty much like the same things, tight pants, and black. But outside of school kind of sucks, because there is the occasional sun, which just gets really annoying when you are trying to focus on hating it. Finally, when I grow up, I would like to be a black rose, mainly because its black, and I could unwillingly stab people with my thorns of emoness. My only known medical condition is obviously, depression. And BLACKNESS
Blog 146, September 9 2009: 99 Reasons for me to Blog
Hey for the day!
Ok, so yeah, mhmm, and done.
Oh yeah, now that I am back, lets get back into the whole commenting thing! If anybody has anything to say, then please say away, I like to hear you talk all day!
(Insert more cheap and pathetic rhymes)
Over
Ok, so yeah. Hopefully this year we can anticipate more hysterical video's, more of typing conversations with Jill, and others, and just so much more stuff to love to type/read about.
By the way, now that Mandy is off at college, and I am insanelly sad about it, I will no longer be able to have my gangsta impressions of my conversations with her. I highly doubt that anybody remembers any of that stuff, but it happened...
Also, more polls to be coming, and yada yada stuff and stuff, but none of it will really be possible unless I get some comments. SO PLEASE GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!
And that (doesnt really) leads me to my topic of the day!
Life Outlooks and Such and All!!!!!
Ok, so my father just threw me in a well, and I was followed by a pack of wild boars in a tupper ware container, also thrown by my dad.
When I landed in the bottom, I broke my left leg, right arm, three ribs, left eyeball, and my toungue. And to make matters worse, when the boars in a contaner fell down, they landed in my mouth and I suffocated and died.
But the good thing is, I was smiling when it happened.
So even though my last memory was terrible, at least it involved me being happy!
Moral of the story:
...
...
...
All wells should be sealed.
Ok, so yeah, mhmm, and done.
Oh yeah, now that I am back, lets get back into the whole commenting thing! If anybody has anything to say, then please say away, I like to hear you talk all day!
(Insert more cheap and pathetic rhymes)
Over
Ok, so yeah. Hopefully this year we can anticipate more hysterical video's, more of typing conversations with Jill, and others, and just so much more stuff to love to type/read about.
By the way, now that Mandy is off at college, and I am insanelly sad about it, I will no longer be able to have my gangsta impressions of my conversations with her. I highly doubt that anybody remembers any of that stuff, but it happened...
Also, more polls to be coming, and yada yada stuff and stuff, but none of it will really be possible unless I get some comments. SO PLEASE GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!
And that (doesnt really) leads me to my topic of the day!
Life Outlooks and Such and All!!!!!
Ok, so my father just threw me in a well, and I was followed by a pack of wild boars in a tupper ware container, also thrown by my dad.
When I landed in the bottom, I broke my left leg, right arm, three ribs, left eyeball, and my toungue. And to make matters worse, when the boars in a contaner fell down, they landed in my mouth and I suffocated and died.
But the good thing is, I was smiling when it happened.
So even though my last memory was terrible, at least it involved me being happy!
Moral of the story:
...
...
...
All wells should be sealed.
Tuesday
Blog 145, September 8, Purple Pants, Freshmen, and Crazy-Ass Teachers
Yeah, officially back to blogging.
And here is my daily planner, to possibly be changed in the future:
Go to library
Hour on computer (Blog, Facebook, Porn, Brent Everett, Sexiness, Orgasm)
Do homework at library (as much as I can)
My mom picks me up after work and gives me a BILLION dollars
(Wishing)
Go home and finish homework if needed
Watch HEROES
die
And that is my daily/life planner.
So yeah, I have now been told so many things by my teachers and I am all just like WHAT?! because I think that they are hiding secrets in my pants.
My teacher for Parenting walked up to me as I walked in (I have never talked to her previously) and says, "Geoff, I love your pants." I just stare at her blankly and say "Thanks?"
She then approaches me as I am walking out of the class and says "I am giving you a 100 on your assignment because of your pants."
I laughed and she laughed and I thanked her and she raped my face.
Not really.
Jillian is a lesbian on crack attempting to open a can of prune juice without a t-shirt on.
Topic 1: Workout
Yeah, I have fully decided that I am going to start losing weight whatever it takes. So along with my thousand other goals this year, I am going to start exercising when I am at home. I find that if I am at home doing my homework, watching TV, and exercising, it will perfectly distract me from any possible car crashes that may occur in my house hold.
Such as: menopause, mid-life crisis, divorce, hurricanes, flood damage, fires, and ninja invasions.
My first goal, starting small: LOSE 5 POUNDS
It doesnt really sound like anything, but I know that if I start with too big of a goal, and it isnt reached shortly, I will lose all hope. I need to be able to see the results in order to be happy, or else I normally just give up...
Ok, so thats my blog for the day!
I will sign back on tomorrow. Peace and love and no death and purple
And here is my daily planner, to possibly be changed in the future:
Go to library
Hour on computer (Blog, Facebook, Porn, Brent Everett, Sexiness, Orgasm)
Do homework at library (as much as I can)
My mom picks me up after work and gives me a BILLION dollars
(Wishing)
Go home and finish homework if needed
Watch HEROES
die
And that is my daily/life planner.
So yeah, I have now been told so many things by my teachers and I am all just like WHAT?! because I think that they are hiding secrets in my pants.
My teacher for Parenting walked up to me as I walked in (I have never talked to her previously) and says, "Geoff, I love your pants." I just stare at her blankly and say "Thanks?"
She then approaches me as I am walking out of the class and says "I am giving you a 100 on your assignment because of your pants."
I laughed and she laughed and I thanked her and she raped my face.
Not really.
Jillian is a lesbian on crack attempting to open a can of prune juice without a t-shirt on.
Topic 1: Workout
Yeah, I have fully decided that I am going to start losing weight whatever it takes. So along with my thousand other goals this year, I am going to start exercising when I am at home. I find that if I am at home doing my homework, watching TV, and exercising, it will perfectly distract me from any possible car crashes that may occur in my house hold.
Such as: menopause, mid-life crisis, divorce, hurricanes, flood damage, fires, and ninja invasions.
My first goal, starting small: LOSE 5 POUNDS
It doesnt really sound like anything, but I know that if I start with too big of a goal, and it isnt reached shortly, I will lose all hope. I need to be able to see the results in order to be happy, or else I normally just give up...
Ok, so thats my blog for the day!
I will sign back on tomorrow. Peace and love and no death and purple
Monday
Blog 144, September 7 2009, Back to School, Back to Blog!
Oh yeah, I will now be back at the library and will hopefully reach my goal of blog 300 by the end of my junior year!
And I also want to have about 25-30 followers by the end of the year, yeah, I can hope...
Ok, so I dont really know what to talk about today, but I am just blogging today to tell you that I am back from a summer of adventure, heartbreak (not really), craziness, weight loss, weight gain, and stuff. WOOT! PORN
And I also want to have about 25-30 followers by the end of the year, yeah, I can hope...
Ok, so I dont really know what to talk about today, but I am just blogging today to tell you that I am back from a summer of adventure, heartbreak (not really), craziness, weight loss, weight gain, and stuff. WOOT! PORN
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