Tuesday
Monday
Blog 185, April 19 2010 Life Ended Yesterday, ReStarts Tomorrow
The short term TV series LIFE ended yesterday... a big loss to the nature and animal loving world... BUT, now National Geographic is starting a new TV channel all about animals... because Animal Planet sucks balls.
Life was going to restart tomorrow... BUT, I dont smoke weed so I'm really not affected in any way WHAT-SO-EVER.
BUT!!!! Big and exciting things coming up. Big and yum exciting. Hott
Big thing! Is the movie Avatar is being released on DVD on Earth Day which is a whole new big thing on its own. Also big would be the new eco friendly sun-chip bag. AFTER WAITING for 5 months to finally be able to buy some sunchips that I can plant in my back yard, I can.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE how amazing it will be to be able to eat chips while doing yardwork, and then when I'm done eating just bury the bag of chips wherever I am working?! SO CONVENIENT!
And on the note of conveniency, the following is not convenient:
The letter " ". I have not used this letter at all in this ENTIRE BLOG! So what the hell is the point of having a letter " " when I wont even type it in the 500 plus words in this blog?!
WELLLLLLL??? No excuses huh?! You simply cannot find a reason to exist letter " " now can you!
BUT! There is a place where this letter is EXTREMELY relevant.
Its called the Museum of " " on the corner of DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT
Lady Gaga is going to be on Fuse and she's going to be living and breathing and doing stuff and its gonna be great just like everything she does. OK I need to think of something exciting to do before you end this relationship with this blog...
Well I am going to get some random pictures of things and show them to you now.
Oh... I'm sorry... I should have warned you that they would be pictures of hot guys, amazing hair, and duct tape creations!
AH PIERRE FITCH IS SO FUCK-ME-NOW HOT
Next would be Ryan Phillippe! The man who hosted SNL this previous Saturday who is quiie sexilicious... but quite the bad actor.
OK, and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww: a list of pictures that have nothing to do with the ones before them!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Is a link to watch the funniest SNL skit ever just because they cant stop laughing and neither can I! Seriously! Every single time this skit is done nobody on the cast can keep a straight face the whole time.
This one isnt the funniest, but its still pretty good: http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer-birthday-party
OK NOW THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST EVERRRRRRRRRR: http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer
lmao
Life was going to restart tomorrow... BUT, I dont smoke weed so I'm really not affected in any way WHAT-SO-EVER.
BUT!!!! Big and exciting things coming up. Big and yum exciting. Hott
Big thing! Is the movie Avatar is being released on DVD on Earth Day which is a whole new big thing on its own. Also big would be the new eco friendly sun-chip bag. AFTER WAITING for 5 months to finally be able to buy some sunchips that I can plant in my back yard, I can.
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE how amazing it will be to be able to eat chips while doing yardwork, and then when I'm done eating just bury the bag of chips wherever I am working?! SO CONVENIENT!
And on the note of conveniency, the following is not convenient:
The letter " ". I have not used this letter at all in this ENTIRE BLOG! So what the hell is the point of having a letter " " when I wont even type it in the 500 plus words in this blog?!
WELLLLLLL??? No excuses huh?! You simply cannot find a reason to exist letter " " now can you!
BUT! There is a place where this letter is EXTREMELY relevant.
Its called the Museum of " " on the corner of DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT
Lady Gaga is going to be on Fuse and she's going to be living and breathing and doing stuff and its gonna be great just like everything she does. OK I need to think of something exciting to do before you end this relationship with this blog...
Well I am going to get some random pictures of things and show them to you now.
Oh... I'm sorry... I should have warned you that they would be pictures of hot guys, amazing hair, and duct tape creations!
AH PIERRE FITCH IS SO FUCK-ME-NOW HOT
Next would be Ryan Phillippe! The man who hosted SNL this previous Saturday who is quiie sexilicious... but quite the bad actor.
OK, and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww: a list of pictures that have nothing to do with the ones before them!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Is a link to watch the funniest SNL skit ever just because they cant stop laughing and neither can I! Seriously! Every single time this skit is done nobody on the cast can keep a straight face the whole time.
This one isnt the funniest, but its still pretty good: http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer-birthday-party
OK NOW THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST EVERRRRRRRRRR: http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer
lmao
Friday
Blog 184, April 16 2010, Breaking of the Bullshit
WEYELLLL, right now I'm supposed to be at Breaking of the Silence for gay people and yada yada whatever.
So I'm pumped all day to go, but then I get to the library, and get a text from mom saying that I'm grounded and can't go because I lied to her about making up labs.
That bitch has not punished me for LITERALLY, 16 years.
So now she's just randomly and spuratically deciding to jump into punishment and I just said "Its not gonna work, every time you take things away from me I get worse"
And she was like, IF YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY YOU'LL
And she didnt finish, she was just like "STAY AT THE LIBRARY AND THEN I'LL GET THERE AND WE WILL TALK"
I told her that I was gonna go home and shoot myself in the head because she was being so stupid.
She ignored that comment :P
Then she kept finding reasons to call me back scream then hang up so eventually I just texted her saying: "You are four kids ride home, if we don't go, they are stranded."
So now I'm just sitting here waiting for the bitch instead of going with my other friends and I'm definitely gonna be late enough that I'm gonna be fucking pissed. This car ride home is gonna be fun, I'm just going to ignore ever word that comes out of her mouth seeing as all she does is scream thinking that it will get her somewhere...
Yeah, not with me... haha
So I'm pumped all day to go, but then I get to the library, and get a text from mom saying that I'm grounded and can't go because I lied to her about making up labs.
That bitch has not punished me for LITERALLY, 16 years.
So now she's just randomly and spuratically deciding to jump into punishment and I just said "Its not gonna work, every time you take things away from me I get worse"
And she was like, IF YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY YOU'LL
And she didnt finish, she was just like "STAY AT THE LIBRARY AND THEN I'LL GET THERE AND WE WILL TALK"
I told her that I was gonna go home and shoot myself in the head because she was being so stupid.
She ignored that comment :P
Then she kept finding reasons to call me back scream then hang up so eventually I just texted her saying: "You are four kids ride home, if we don't go, they are stranded."
So now I'm just sitting here waiting for the bitch instead of going with my other friends and I'm definitely gonna be late enough that I'm gonna be fucking pissed. This car ride home is gonna be fun, I'm just going to ignore ever word that comes out of her mouth seeing as all she does is scream thinking that it will get her somewhere...
Yeah, not with me... haha
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