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Would you like to buy, a list of every single chapter in the Naruto Manga series? I think that you would. And due to the fact that you want to buy them oh so bad. I will sell them to you in return for reading this blog. You have to pay me $25 and you will be able to read the following. (There is more interesting text after it)
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Chapter 437 - Confession436 - Peace435 - Bansho Tenin434 - Naruto vs God Realm433 - Sage Technique Failure432 - The Return of the Rasen Shuriken431 - Naruto Erupts430 - Naruto's Return429 - Pain428 - Conversation427 - Reunion426 - Naruto and Konoha425 - Hatake Kakashi424 - Determination!!423 - The Deva Path's Power422 - Kakashi vs Pain421 - Call Naruto Back!!420 - Battlefield Konoha419 - Attack!!418 - Naruto, The Sage!417 - Raikage Makes His Move416 - The Legend of the Gutsy Ninja415 - A New Power!!414 - Bull on Rampage413 - Crash412 - Fear Like They've Never Known Before411 - The Eight-Tailed Beast vs Sasuke!!410 - Battle at Unraikyo409 - Passing Down the Sage Techniques408 - Fukasaku's Proposal407 - Asking Naruto406 - The Key to the Future405 - Left Behind404 - Falcon and Akatsuki403 - Tears402 - Last Words401 - Illusion400 - In Hell399 - The Beginning of Everything398 - Konoha's Beginnings397 - The Man Who Knows The Truth396 - Introduction395 - The Mystery That is Tobi394 - Victory of Sasuke393 - My Eyes!392 - Susano'o391 - With the Thunder!390 - The Final Justu389 - Sasuke's Strategy388 - The Gap Between Our Power387 - Reality386 - My New Light!385 - Secret of the Mangekyou384 - Two Roads Diverge383 - The Epilogue, And the382 - My Real Decision!381 - His True Identity380 - That Face379 - Jiraiya's Decision!378 - One on One377 - Hermit Mode376 - The Destined Child375 - Ni Dai Senin374 - Growing into a God373 - The Student Teacher Era372 - The Weeping Country371 - Old Friends370 - A Premonition369 - About Pain368 - Reconnaissance367 - Itachi and Sasuke366 - Brothers365 - Chasing Itachi364 - The Target363 - Sasuke's Death!362 - Masterpiece!361 - Weak Spot360 - C4 Garuda359 - Those Eyes358 - Cornered by C2!357 - Deidara vs Sasuke356 - Engagement355 - Which Way354 - Making Their Move353 - Akatsuki Gathers352 - The Purpose351 - A Man To Man Talk350349348 - The Next One347 - Diversion346 - The New Jutsu's Secret345 - Ritual344 - The Snake343 - Heartless342 - King341340 - A Hazardous Bridge339 - New Technique338 - When You Cursed Him337 - Shikamaru's Talent336 - Reverse Predicament335 - A Dreadful Secret334 - Dark Transfiguration333 - Affinities332 - Shikamaru's Battle331 - Team10 Sets Out330 - New Most Depressing329 - Ambitions Unveiled328 - Team10327 - In the Midst of Despair326 - Desired Pains325 - There Is No After324 - Shikamaru's Analysis323 - Divine Judgement322 - You Can't Kill Him321 - A Way With Words320 - Bounty319 - The Source of Determination318 - The Training Progresses317 - The Nightmare Begins316 - The Training Begins315 - Advanced Training314 - Akatsuki Strikes313 - The New Pair312 - The Silently Approaching Menace311 - Nicknames310 - The Title309 - A Talk with the NineTails308 - Sasuke's Strength307 - At a Whim306 - Reunion305 - The Bond With You304 - The other side of betrayal303 - Sai's Betrayal302 - Infiltration301 - Sai and Sasuke300 - Sai's Picture Book299 - The Source of Strength298 - Top Secret Mission297 - Sai's Mission296 - A Sad Conclusion295 - Becoming the Kyuubi294 - The Fourth Tail293 - Loss of Control292 - The Third Tail291 - Fury's Trigger!!290 - The Conclusion of Betrayal289 - Akatsuki Spy288 - Unkown Thoughts287 - Untitled286 - Naruto, Sasuke, Sai285 - Those of the Root284 - New Companions283 - Member Hunt282 - Return of Team Kakashi281 - The Way To Sasuke280 - Entrusted Feelings279 - Mysterious Power278 - Death of Gaara277 - Ultimate Work of Art276 - A New Sharingan275 - Reward274 - A Dream Unrealized273 - Last Battle272 - Chiyo vs Sasori271 - Unkown Ability270 - Miscalculation269 - What I Can Do268 - Puppet Master Vs Puppet Master267 - Violent Determination266 - Sasori Appears!!265 - Chiyo And Sakura264 - Sasori's Fine Art263 - Loud Fury!!262 - Racing Thoughts!!261 - Junchuuriki!!260 - Kakashi Vs Itachi!!259 - Itachi's Power258 - Gai Vs Kisame!!257 - The Fruit Of Kakashi's Experience256 - Those Who Stand In The Way!!255 - Approaching!!254 - Brothers253 - Reliable-Reinforcements252 - Thoughts, Racing!!251 - Going To The Sand250 - New Team, First Mission!!249 - As Kazekage248 - Ambushing The Sand247 - The Sand's Invaders246 - Growth Of The Two245 - Naruto's Return244 - Heroes Of The Sharingan243 - Present242 - Crybaby Ninja241 - A Ture Hero240 - Teamwork239 - Mission Start238 - The Day We Set Off!!237 - Fool236 - The Promise That I Could Not Keep235 - Mission Failure!!234 - Day Of Seperation233 - The Worst Conclusion232 - Valley Of The End231 - A Special Power230 - Time Of Awakening229 - Bonds228 - Kakashi's Premonition227 - Chidori Vs Rasengan226 - To My Dear Friend225 - Within The Darkness224 - That Day223 - Sasuke And His Father222 - Suspicious Of Itachi221 - A Distant Brother220 - Brothers219 - The Future And The Past218 - Brothers Of The Leaf!!217 - For Someone Important216 - Spear And Shield!!215 - Gaara Of The Desert214 - Retreat For The Time Being213 - A-Large Debt212 - Pinch! Pinch! Pinch!!211 - Unpredictable!!210 - Lee's Secret209 - Reinforcements On The Scene!!208 - The First Hand Is A Feint!!207 - The Game Is Up206 - Suffering205 - Kiba's Decision!!204 - Ukon's Abilities203 - Sakon's Secret202 - The Three Wishes!!201 - Miscalculation!!200 - According To Plan!!199 - Desire198 - Metampsychosis!!197 - Unyielding Determination196 - The Strongest Foe!!195 - Strategr!!194 - Probing Each Other193 - Game Over192 - Plan191 - Friends190 - Unforgiveable!!189 - The Power To Believe!!188 - Hidden Leaf's Shinobi187 - Praying For Mercy186 - Mission Failed!185 - In Pursuit Of Sounds!!184 - Sound Vs Leaf183 - Promise Of A Lifetime182 - The Gathering!!181 - The Fight Begins180 - It's A Promise!!179 - Don't Forget!!178 - The Temptation Of The Sound177 - The Four Sounds176 - Bitter Rivalry175 - Naruto Vs. Sasuke!!174 - Each And Their Path173 - Affliction172 - Returning Home171 - Inherit The Dreams170 - The Battle Of The Legendary Three!169 - To Bet One's Life!!168 - Just One More Time167 - The Arrangement166 - A Ninja's Talents165 - Naruto Attacks!164 - Medical Ninja163 - What Refuses To Decay!162 - The Heart That Can't Resist!!161 - Tsunade's Decision160 - The Necklace Of Death159 - The Wager!!158 - I Won't Forgive You157 - And The Answer Is156 - Business155 - The Third Step154 - Arrived!153 - Explorers!152 - Step 2151 - Chance!!150 - Start Of The Training149 - Legendary!!148 - Itachi's Chakra!!147 - My Fight!146 - Hatred!!145 - Memory Of Despair144143 - The Fourth Daime's Isan142 - Kakashi Vs. Itachi141 - Itachi Uchiha!!140 - Proximity!!139 - That Person's Name Is!!138 - Crumbling Leaf, End137 - The Shinobi Of The Leaf!!136 - The Finale Blow!!135 - Storm Fight134133 - Strong Guys!!132 - Two Boys Darkness And Light131 - A Name Called Gaara!!130 - Love!!129 - Pain!!128 - Beyond His Limits!!127 - Feeling Alive!!126 - Careless!!125 - The Awakening124 - The Eternal Battle!123 - The Final Sealing122 - Like Tsugarete Yukuishi!!121 - Leaf History120 - Konoha Kuzushi119118 - Orochimaru's Summoning117 - The Assigned Mission116 - The Crumbling Leaf115 - Chuunin Exam, Conclusion!114 - Attack!113 - Reason For The Lateness112 - Sasuke's Taijutsu111 - Sasuke Vs Gaara110 - Finally109 - Leaf, Dance!108 - Premonition Of Victory107106 - Sasuke Fails105 - The Great Flight!!104 - The Power To Change!!103 - Loser!!102 - The Bird In The Cage!!101 - The Other100 - Prepared To Die!!99 - Main Event, Commences!!98 - A Proud Failure!!97 - Reason To Exist!!96 - The Sudden Intruder!!95 - The Meeting!!94 - Key93 - Each's Passion!!92 - Leaf And Sound And Sand And!!91 - Disciple Application!90 - What About The Training!89 - Naruto's Request!!88 - Where's Sasuke!87 - Prelims Conclude!!86 - Extreme Lotus!!!85 - Now84 - The Genius Of Hard Work!!83 - Absolute Defense Crumbles!82 - Lee's Secret!!81 - Gaara Vs80 - Surpass The Limit79 - The Hyuga Clan78 - Neji And Hinata77 - Naruto's Trick!!76 - Kiba's Comeback!! Naruto's Comeback!!75 - Naruto's Growth!!74 - The 6th Match And Then!!73 - Announcement Of Defeat!72 - Rivalry!!71 - A Wall Too High!!70 - The One Who Will Die Is!69 - The Terrifying Visitor!!68 - The Uchiha Blood!!67 - Opposing Ability!!66 - Sakura's Request65 - Life Risking Battles!!64 - Hokage's Message!!63 - The Other Face62 - Trapped Rats61 - The Path You Should Take!!60 - Last Chance!!59 - Tragedy Of Sand!!58 - Witnesses!!57 - 10 Hours Earlier56 - Granted Power55 - Allout War54 - Sakura And Ino53 - Sakura's Decision!!52 - Condition Of Usage!!51 - The Beautiful Beast!!50 - I Must49 - Coward!!48 - The Purpose Is47 - Predator!!46 - The Codewoed Is45 - The Second Test!!44 - Tested Ability!!43 - The Tenth Question42 - Each Person's Battle!!41 - The Devil's Whisper!40 - The First Test!!39 - Challengers!!38 - Start37 - The Worst Match Up36 - Sakura's Depression35 - Iruka Vs. Kakashi!34 - Intruders!33 - The Bridae Of Heroes!!32 - A Tool Called Shinobi31 - Their Own Battles!!30 - Your Future Is!!29 - An Important Person!!28 - Nine Tails!!27 - Awaken26 - Crumbling Sharingan25 - For The Sake Of Dreams!!24 - Speed23 - Two Surprise Attacks!!22 - A Rival Appears!!21 - Encounter In The Forest20 - The Country That Had A Hero!!19 - Symbol Of Courage18 - Training Commences17 - Preparation For Battle!!16 - Who Are You15 - Sharingan Resurrected14 - Secret Plan13 - I'm A Ninja12 - It's Over!!11 - Disembark!!10 - Two Down9 - The Worst Possible Client8 - That's Why You're Failures!!7 - Kakashi's Conclusion6 - Not Sasuke Kun!!5 - Carelessness Is Your Worst Enemy4 - Hatake kAKASHI!!3 - Uchiha Sasuke!!2 - Ko No Ha Maru!!1 - Uzumaki Naruto0
Phew, that took me quite a while to type. Lol jk, not really. I was just kiddin, that was hysterical, ik...r, totally, wanna have sex?, just take off ur clothes, I'd rather you go first, Y?, becuase I have a vagina, !
And that was my latest conversation with myself. Feel free to listen in next time when I talk about my own left ear. There will be FIGHTING, and Drama, and more tragedy then you can handle (while holding you chin).
So yeah, I am really in the mood for blogging and doing stuff and yatta today. MAAAYBBEEE its because I have a semi date at the mall this sunday with a guy who kind of likes me. Boo to the yah. I am so excited and ecstatic and yet mildly horny but that is a different topic. OOOO!
Next, I would like you to read this paragraph, without any periods, comma's, or sex references.
Oh my god so yeah I was like walking down the street when I saw a man lying down on the ground in pain saying how badly his hammer hurt and I was like which hammer and he got all in my face and screamed about how being naked is his policy of China and as confused as I was I still elected him president of my pants and there he lives until forever on this day
(Period)
End that odd way of typing without punctuation.
I had one other thing to put on this blog, but it would be really long. Therefore I am debating on how to give birth to a baby that is 15 pounds.
Peace for now. BYE :D
Wednesday
Blog 58, February 25 2009
Yall ready for this?
Da nu nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
I love that song.
In other words, I have a quote that is guda.
Quote of the day for/from Geoff: "Every day is a battle and if you arent carrying around your ammo, your going to get shot down."
Woot woot, it was so special that I had to put in in the beginning.
That quote was said by me to a person.
They were naked,
And, but, well, not quite the hot type.
So...
I shall have sex with the next male that comes up to me and says "azhoo"
Y?
And on that note...
Da nu nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
I love that song.
In other words, I have a quote that is guda.
Quote of the day for/from Geoff: "Every day is a battle and if you arent carrying around your ammo, your going to get shot down."
Woot woot, it was so special that I had to put in in the beginning.
That quote was said by me to a person.
They were naked,
And, but, well, not quite the hot type.
So...
I shall have sex with the next male that comes up to me and says "azhoo"
Y?
And on that note...
Tuesday
Blog 57, February 24 2009
I strongly dislike baby cows.
I dont really know why, but it is something that I felt needed to be said.
I also believe that if Michael Jackson truly raped little boys, then they would all sue him and the american economy would be doing much better.
In other news, Dans ginger hair has finally taken over South Korea. BASTARD! He left out communist North Korea... Kim-Jong-Il is very sexy.
In an asian sort of way...
Oh yeah, um. Nevermind, I just extended my session.
Boo-yah.
Nothing fun happened today. HAHA. O! I wrote a story. Its 26 pages long. Its kind of ok slash good.
I dont know. Bleh.
OOOO! I am going to put on some music videos that I like. Sit back and watch these lovely music-gasms.
Quote for/from Geoff: "In an Asian sort of way."
I absolutely love this song, I find myself singing it in random places. At random times. I wonder what would happen if you sang during sex... O.o
I likey this video. I never knew that it existed, but I still like it. CUTE!
It comes off as a rap song, but it really isnt. Its actually a really nice and respectful song. I lush it.
Apparantly the little word trick in this song isnt well-known, but either way, its called "If You Seek Amy"
Iffff uuuu cccc kayyy meeee
Peace for now
I dont really know why, but it is something that I felt needed to be said.
I also believe that if Michael Jackson truly raped little boys, then they would all sue him and the american economy would be doing much better.
In other news, Dans ginger hair has finally taken over South Korea. BASTARD! He left out communist North Korea... Kim-Jong-Il is very sexy.
In an asian sort of way...
Oh yeah, um. Nevermind, I just extended my session.
Boo-yah.
Nothing fun happened today. HAHA. O! I wrote a story. Its 26 pages long. Its kind of ok slash good.
I dont know. Bleh.
OOOO! I am going to put on some music videos that I like. Sit back and watch these lovely music-gasms.
Quote for/from Geoff: "In an Asian sort of way."
I absolutely love this song, I find myself singing it in random places. At random times. I wonder what would happen if you sang during sex... O.o
I likey this video. I never knew that it existed, but I still like it. CUTE!
It comes off as a rap song, but it really isnt. Its actually a really nice and respectful song. I lush it.
Apparantly the little word trick in this song isnt well-known, but either way, its called "If You Seek Amy"
Iffff uuuu cccc kayyy meeee
Peace for now
Monday
Blog 56, February 23 2009
WHEW! Back to blogging after just way to long. Ok, so yeah, I cant even think of a topic or anything entertaing to talk about except the fact that this keyboard types way to well. It types so good that when I type, I mess up all of the letters because I normally type so fast that the keys are pushed down almost at the same time, but whateve, I am not making sense and I thought of a...
Topic 1: Liking your clone
If I cloned myself, I would kill myself, and then run away.
My point being, why do people like other people who look and act exactly like them. EX: Michael Jackson doesnt date preppy white woman, he dates little boys and that works out fine for him.
Apparantly, Michael Jackson has a disease, but I dont believe it...
Ok so back on that topic, I would kill myself/my clone because I want to like somebody who is almost a polar opposite of me. I feel like the person that you like should actually kind of complete you... not double you.
Then nobody would want to be your friend because they would end up having to tolerate two of you.
LOL JK, JM, NR, JKLOLJKPDTTS
Please dont take that seriously.
Unless you are Ethan.
LOLJK, KO
Ok, so yeah, I think that I am done with that topic.
IF UCKI
ING HA
TE THI SCOMPUT ER.
Yeah, if you understand that, go to a doctors office.
By the way,
Topic 1: Liking your clone
If I cloned myself, I would kill myself, and then run away.
My point being, why do people like other people who look and act exactly like them. EX: Michael Jackson doesnt date preppy white woman, he dates little boys and that works out fine for him.
Apparantly, Michael Jackson has a disease, but I dont believe it...
Ok so back on that topic, I would kill myself/my clone because I want to like somebody who is almost a polar opposite of me. I feel like the person that you like should actually kind of complete you... not double you.
Then nobody would want to be your friend because they would end up having to tolerate two of you.
LOL JK, JM, NR, JKLOLJKPDTTS
Please dont take that seriously.
Unless you are Ethan.
LOLJK, KO
Ok, so yeah, I think that I am done with that topic.
IF UCKI
ING HA
TE THI SCOMPUT ER.
Yeah, if you understand that, go to a doctors office.
By the way,
Wednesday
Blog 55, February 18 2009
Dont really feel like blogging today, make sure you read blog number 54.
Sorry.
Just not in mood today.
All blah and such.
Sorry.
Just not in mood today.
All blah and such.
Tuesday
Blog 54, February 17 2009
Oh my giffle! I just saw Taken! It was a movie, with like, stuff happening and explosions and all of this stuff that made me go like. WOW.
Ok, but yeah, it was one of the most amazing of like this past year. I mean all of 2009. It was just sooooo good. Even though it was about one of the most sad topics of all time, it was still just absolutely awesome.
Just a question, would you like me to put on a little short story on my next blog? Because I came up with a short-story-poem thingy and its kind of ok.
I dont know, I just think it would be cool to post it online. Leave a comment if you would like to read it.
Um... ok. OH!
Topic 1: My BIFFLE Who is Dating Another Friend
Ok, so I be on da phone right now with a bfl of mine named Ojey. She all amazing and such. She be like, I HATE TONY, and that perfect for me. And HAMBURGER, (ewy). Hamburger would be a terrible inside joke that causes all who know about it to cringe and die in pain of non-vegetarianism.
It makes her want to eat salads.
Ewy.
So yeah.
yay
I got it! I watched the Lion King yesterday for the first time in almost 10 years. I also watched the Wizard of Oz. Oh, and one other thing, I got all classic with myself and watched them both on VHS. Thats right.
Ojey says: VCR be better then your life.
One other thing, all day, even yesterday, my television has been a stupid prostitute. This blue bar on the bottom of the screen keeps talking to me. GAH! I am sane. ...
...
Quote of the Day For/From Geoff: "VCR be better then your life"
Ok, but yeah, it was one of the most amazing of like this past year. I mean all of 2009. It was just sooooo good. Even though it was about one of the most sad topics of all time, it was still just absolutely awesome.
Just a question, would you like me to put on a little short story on my next blog? Because I came up with a short-story-poem thingy and its kind of ok.
I dont know, I just think it would be cool to post it online. Leave a comment if you would like to read it.
Um... ok. OH!
Topic 1: My BIFFLE Who is Dating Another Friend
Ok, so I be on da phone right now with a bfl of mine named Ojey. She all amazing and such. She be like, I HATE TONY, and that perfect for me. And HAMBURGER, (ewy). Hamburger would be a terrible inside joke that causes all who know about it to cringe and die in pain of non-vegetarianism.
It makes her want to eat salads.
Ewy.
So yeah.
yay
I got it! I watched the Lion King yesterday for the first time in almost 10 years. I also watched the Wizard of Oz. Oh, and one other thing, I got all classic with myself and watched them both on VHS. Thats right.
Ojey says: VCR be better then your life.
One other thing, all day, even yesterday, my television has been a stupid prostitute. This blue bar on the bottom of the screen keeps talking to me. GAH! I am sane. ...
...
Quote of the Day For/From Geoff: "VCR be better then your life"
Monday
Blog 53, February 16 2009
I just need to state that I have finally come to HATE an adult. Which surprises me because I am a very loving person and completely against the whole hating thing.
It is my stepdad. I hat him for his idea's, beliefs, life-style, and involvement in my life.
He is a social darwinist, WHICH I HATE! He is against gay marraige, he always fucking speaks for my mother, and he never lets anybody do anything for him. If it is a project, HE has to do it, and it has to be done HIS way. What a man.
Fuck him. I'm sorry, its just, I NEVER deal out hatred, except to him. I mean seriously, and egotistical know-it-all who has been married thrice, and hates change. WHAT DOES A WOMAN SEE IN HIM! Mother, if you are reading this, (I wouldnt be surprised) now you know why I have been such a prick lately, because you married one.
It is my stepdad. I hat him for his idea's, beliefs, life-style, and involvement in my life.
He is a social darwinist, WHICH I HATE! He is against gay marraige, he always fucking speaks for my mother, and he never lets anybody do anything for him. If it is a project, HE has to do it, and it has to be done HIS way. What a man.
Fuck him. I'm sorry, its just, I NEVER deal out hatred, except to him. I mean seriously, and egotistical know-it-all who has been married thrice, and hates change. WHAT DOES A WOMAN SEE IN HIM! Mother, if you are reading this, (I wouldnt be surprised) now you know why I have been such a prick lately, because you married one.
Blog 52, February 16 2009
Oh my freaking god! Changeling is going to be available on Direct TV PayPerView tomorrow. And Direct TV is the most reliable Television company around ;D
Lols, jk, ns, jk.
But in all seriousness I do want to see that movie really badly so I am probably going to go rent it because PayPerView now costs $5 at the lowest price and $6 in HD. I'll just go to Hollywood Vid. I prefer renting their because it is the most reliable video rental store around ;D
Lols, jk, ns, jk.
It actually looks pretty damn good. Ok, so my random topics of the day today:
Topic 1: Will I Fight?
Am I going to have to fight? I want to have the right to get married, and trust me, I am not going to settle for a different word for marraige. I want to be MARRIED when I get older, not "Gayried" or "Homowedual". I totally just made those up. WOOT! But yeah, I am willing to fight for that right.
I will sleep in the road, I will post signs on pass-er-byes asses, and I will throw dildo's at people's faces. I dont think that any of that stuff involves rioting for gay rights, but it sounds fun, therefore I will do it. :P
Thats me smiling with my tongue out.
Topic 2: The Topic That Isnt Really a Topic
The other dude that I was talking to on MyYearBook got a boyfriend so I think that the potential there kind of died, but now I am talking to about, THREE other attractive guys from all over the US and enjoying it quite a lot.
OH MY GEE! I found out that pah-rent-tals have the ability to go online and look at me FaceBook account and E-Mails. Therefore, I no longer go onto Facebook and pretty much only go onto MyYearBook which my mother has no idea what it is. Boo to the yah.
Topic 3: I Have Heard...
This topic will only make sense to certain people
I do NOT LIKE ANYBODY RIGHT NOW, I AM JUST TALKING TO FRIENDS IN PRIVATE! IF ya'll think that I like somebody, ask me and I will answer, dont ask the person. AND NO! I dont like him because I do like somebody else, but chances are, absolutely nobody who reads this blog knows who the hell he is. So stop bugging behind my back and say it to me, I am one of the few people who will NOT get upset if you tell me that I am doing something wrong.
Random Quote For/From Me: "I HOPE YOU GET YOUR FACE EATEN OFF BY A RABID TRANSVESTITE!"
Thank you for coming, see you again.
Lols, jk, ns, jk.
But in all seriousness I do want to see that movie really badly so I am probably going to go rent it because PayPerView now costs $5 at the lowest price and $6 in HD. I'll just go to Hollywood Vid. I prefer renting their because it is the most reliable video rental store around ;D
Lols, jk, ns, jk.
It actually looks pretty damn good. Ok, so my random topics of the day today:
Topic 1: Will I Fight?
Am I going to have to fight? I want to have the right to get married, and trust me, I am not going to settle for a different word for marraige. I want to be MARRIED when I get older, not "Gayried" or "Homowedual". I totally just made those up. WOOT! But yeah, I am willing to fight for that right.
I will sleep in the road, I will post signs on pass-er-byes asses, and I will throw dildo's at people's faces. I dont think that any of that stuff involves rioting for gay rights, but it sounds fun, therefore I will do it. :P
Thats me smiling with my tongue out.
Topic 2: The Topic That Isnt Really a Topic
The other dude that I was talking to on MyYearBook got a boyfriend so I think that the potential there kind of died, but now I am talking to about, THREE other attractive guys from all over the US and enjoying it quite a lot.
OH MY GEE! I found out that pah-rent-tals have the ability to go online and look at me FaceBook account and E-Mails. Therefore, I no longer go onto Facebook and pretty much only go onto MyYearBook which my mother has no idea what it is. Boo to the yah.
Topic 3: I Have Heard...
This topic will only make sense to certain people
I do NOT LIKE ANYBODY RIGHT NOW, I AM JUST TALKING TO FRIENDS IN PRIVATE! IF ya'll think that I like somebody, ask me and I will answer, dont ask the person. AND NO! I dont like him because I do like somebody else, but chances are, absolutely nobody who reads this blog knows who the hell he is. So stop bugging behind my back and say it to me, I am one of the few people who will NOT get upset if you tell me that I am doing something wrong.
Random Quote For/From Me: "I HOPE YOU GET YOUR FACE EATEN OFF BY A RABID TRANSVESTITE!"
Thank you for coming, see you again.
Sunday
Blog 51, February 15 2009
WOW
I saw Friday the 13th yesterday. It was awesome. It stated in the series perfectly, it set up for a sequel, people died, they had sex, and best of all, Jason killed people. Which hopefully means that soon enough, Freddy will start killing people too and it will be back to the horror movie competition that there used to be.
Oh yeah, I am now at blog 51 which means that I have passed the point of number 50. Though it's kind of depressing that every blog day cant be as exciting as the number fifty... I guess I'll just have to wait until 100... I shall start stockpiling ideas today...
Nevermind.
So yeah, I am sitting at home, (alone:() and my mom left her phone here for me to go on the computer, YAY!, so now that I am on my blog typing stuff for my blog I guess I should find something to talk about on my blog...
Nevermind2
I seriously can not think of anything to talk about today. I am in a very chillaxish mood and I dont feel like doing anything. (But my parents are making me paint when they get back so that mood wont last). HMMMMMM, oh, so yeah.
OOOOOH! Got it!
Topic 1: Is Watching Porn Counted as Cheating on Your Lover?
NO
I will watch porn for the rest of my life because it is a form of entertainment. Porn for me is like Barney for a child.
...
I think that watching porn is just an adults/teens way of expressing their sexual drive or desires. Its not like anybody is going to hop into the screen that they are watching it on and join in on the action.
Oh, and on this topic, would you count going to a strip bar cheating? Because I am kind of shaky on that one, I mean sure, all you do is watch, but you throw money at the dancer and touch them and such, that might be a little bit border line, but I think that it is up to the other person in the relationship wether that is allowed or not.
I kind of wish I had a male stripper...
Quote of the Day for/from me: "Porn for me is like Barney for a child."
I dont know what I was thinking...
. . .
Nevermind
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I saw Friday the 13th yesterday. It was awesome. It stated in the series perfectly, it set up for a sequel, people died, they had sex, and best of all, Jason killed people. Which hopefully means that soon enough, Freddy will start killing people too and it will be back to the horror movie competition that there used to be.
Oh yeah, I am now at blog 51 which means that I have passed the point of number 50. Though it's kind of depressing that every blog day cant be as exciting as the number fifty... I guess I'll just have to wait until 100... I shall start stockpiling ideas today...
Nevermind.
So yeah, I am sitting at home, (alone:() and my mom left her phone here for me to go on the computer, YAY!, so now that I am on my blog typing stuff for my blog I guess I should find something to talk about on my blog...
Nevermind2
I seriously can not think of anything to talk about today. I am in a very chillaxish mood and I dont feel like doing anything. (But my parents are making me paint when they get back so that mood wont last). HMMMMMM, oh, so yeah.
OOOOOH! Got it!
Topic 1: Is Watching Porn Counted as Cheating on Your Lover?
NO
I will watch porn for the rest of my life because it is a form of entertainment. Porn for me is like Barney for a child.
...
I think that watching porn is just an adults/teens way of expressing their sexual drive or desires. Its not like anybody is going to hop into the screen that they are watching it on and join in on the action.
Oh, and on this topic, would you count going to a strip bar cheating? Because I am kind of shaky on that one, I mean sure, all you do is watch, but you throw money at the dancer and touch them and such, that might be a little bit border line, but I think that it is up to the other person in the relationship wether that is allowed or not.
I kind of wish I had a male stripper...
Quote of the Day for/from me: "Porn for me is like Barney for a child."
I dont know what I was thinking...
. . .
Nevermind
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Friday
Blog 50! Holy SHIT! Februay Friday the 13 2009. Omgiffle!
HOLY freaking shit! Its time for my fiftieth blog. I actually have no idea what to talk about...Lets start with this, the blog name is official, it isnt going to be changing anytime soon.
The movie Friday the Thirteenth just came out today. I am so exited to go see it over my week off this week. My day today has sucked hippo vagina, but now I am all happy because I am going to chill with my friends over the break, I am at the library event thingy, and I'm listening to 1 2 3 4 by The Plain White T's. I freaking love them.
NOW I am listening to Taylor Swift, Love Song.
OH! I hooked up my friend with another one of my friends. They are now dating, but if he hurts her, I will become probably one of the meanest and heartless jackasses and kick his ass :D. So be good E#$%^
Ok, um... no more sadness, all good hormones from here on in! Like progesteron.....
Yeah.
Back on the topic of Friday the Thirteenth: I freaking love that whole series. The only one that I havnt seen fully is Jason 2000, or whatever the one with him in space is. It coolio. But the better thing is that once that movie is through, then they might make another Nightmare on Elm Street. They are my favorite horror movie series. Boo to the yah in Japan.
Um... I dont really have anything else to talk about... Now I am listening to Gives you Hell by All American Rejects. Oh! I think I got something, ok, in stead of doing an insanelly long blog, I am going to insert multiple polls onto the blog today and that way you can have more fun then reading all of these nonsense words of a randomatic horny freak.
My song!
:
I've got a lot to say
I've got a lot to do.
And I'd like to say,
A couple things to do
I've always felt,
These things I cant explain.
I never thought,
I'd have to feel this pain.
You helped me through,
What have I done for you.
You carried me,
But I never let you free
You always had to know,
Why did I let you go.
But now its time for you to see.
That you were never meant for me.
So know its time to let you know,
I didnt want to let you go.
I guess the reason that I left
Was cause I couldnt hold my breath.
But now its time to breath in deep.
Cause you were never meant for me.
The movie Friday the Thirteenth just came out today. I am so exited to go see it over my week off this week. My day today has sucked hippo vagina, but now I am all happy because I am going to chill with my friends over the break, I am at the library event thingy, and I'm listening to 1 2 3 4 by The Plain White T's. I freaking love them.
NOW I am listening to Taylor Swift, Love Song.
OH! I hooked up my friend with another one of my friends. They are now dating, but if he hurts her, I will become probably one of the meanest and heartless jackasses and kick his ass :D. So be good E#$%^
Ok, um... no more sadness, all good hormones from here on in! Like progesteron.....
Yeah.
Back on the topic of Friday the Thirteenth: I freaking love that whole series. The only one that I havnt seen fully is Jason 2000, or whatever the one with him in space is. It coolio. But the better thing is that once that movie is through, then they might make another Nightmare on Elm Street. They are my favorite horror movie series. Boo to the yah in Japan.
Um... I dont really have anything else to talk about... Now I am listening to Gives you Hell by All American Rejects. Oh! I think I got something, ok, in stead of doing an insanelly long blog, I am going to insert multiple polls onto the blog today and that way you can have more fun then reading all of these nonsense words of a randomatic horny freak.
My song!
:
I've got a lot to say
I've got a lot to do.
And I'd like to say,
A couple things to do
I've always felt,
These things I cant explain.
I never thought,
I'd have to feel this pain.
You helped me through,
What have I done for you.
You carried me,
But I never let you free
You always had to know,
Why did I let you go.
But now its time for you to see.
That you were never meant for me.
So know its time to let you know,
I didnt want to let you go.
I guess the reason that I left
Was cause I couldnt hold my breath.
But now its time to breath in deep.
Cause you were never meant for me.
Wednesday
Blog 49, February 11 2009
OK, so are you ready for the summary of my friends and their stupid drama?
I am against calling them by their names so you should prepare for a whiplash of a variety of maybe 7 different words.
He likes him,
I do too,
He hates him
After liking him
Cause he was a douch to him,
When he found out that he like him.
He is dating her,
She is getting weirder,
And more obbsessive.
She might be dating him
He is over-obsessive
She dont like him that much
He dont have no sense.
She broke up with him,
To date him.
Now that she broke up with him,
He likes him
But he doesnt like him.
Group of Friends Number 2:
She liked him,
And him.
She dated him,
And him.
She broke up with him,
And him.
She is now friends with him,
Leaving her in the dust.
She used to like me.
She used to like me.
She is trying to meet the right guy,
Through sex.
End
Also
Topic 1: Showing It
Ok, being sad and depressed and all is completely understandable, so is crying in front of you friends, and all of the jazz. But being upset, and taking it out on your friend, is so smurfish, it just not ok.
I understand, and I am sad half of the time, but I am not going to go around and give attitude to all of my friends just because I am having a bad day. That is a pretty shitty(smurfy) thing to do.
Why would I be friends with someone who is going to lash out on me everytime they loose a pen or die.
Topic 2: Black People
I'm not going there
I am against calling them by their names so you should prepare for a whiplash of a variety of maybe 7 different words.
He likes him,
I do too,
He hates him
After liking him
Cause he was a douch to him,
When he found out that he like him.
He is dating her,
She is getting weirder,
And more obbsessive.
She might be dating him
He is over-obsessive
She dont like him that much
He dont have no sense.
She broke up with him,
To date him.
Now that she broke up with him,
He likes him
But he doesnt like him.
Group of Friends Number 2:
She liked him,
And him.
She dated him,
And him.
She broke up with him,
And him.
She is now friends with him,
Leaving her in the dust.
She used to like me.
She used to like me.
She is trying to meet the right guy,
Through sex.
End
Also
Topic 1: Showing It
Ok, being sad and depressed and all is completely understandable, so is crying in front of you friends, and all of the jazz. But being upset, and taking it out on your friend, is so smurfish, it just not ok.
I understand, and I am sad half of the time, but I am not going to go around and give attitude to all of my friends just because I am having a bad day. That is a pretty shitty(smurfy) thing to do.
Why would I be friends with someone who is going to lash out on me everytime they loose a pen or die.
Topic 2: Black People
I'm not going there
Tuesday
Blog 48, February 10 2009
YAY! Normal BACKGROUND! I HAVE A BABY INSIDE OF MY PANTS. IT IS KICKING DANS ASS!
In other news, from now on, I would recommend to other bloggers... dont write other peoples names in your blogs. All it is going to do is stir up drama. BALH!
So yeah, that babies name is Fred and it strongly dislikes...(enter name here). WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT RE-READ THIS BLOG, IT WILL MAKE YOU THINK I AM DUMB!
Topic 1: Fail. The best FAILS ever on Youtube
I absolutely love this one, its really short, but due to the fact that he leaves a perfect body print, it is worth the entire four seconds.
If you watch the whole thing, you will find yourself dying of laughter. I call it "THE ULTIMATE SHATIQUA FAIL!"
The ultimate British biker/dumb driver failure evah. Just watch the whole thing, it doesnt make sense if you dont waste thirty seconds of your oh so valuable lives.
ya
y
In other news, from now on, I would recommend to other bloggers... dont write other peoples names in your blogs. All it is going to do is stir up drama. BALH!
So yeah, that babies name is Fred and it strongly dislikes...(enter name here). WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT RE-READ THIS BLOG, IT WILL MAKE YOU THINK I AM DUMB!
Topic 1: Fail. The best FAILS ever on Youtube
I absolutely love this one, its really short, but due to the fact that he leaves a perfect body print, it is worth the entire four seconds.
If you watch the whole thing, you will find yourself dying of laughter. I call it "THE ULTIMATE SHATIQUA FAIL!"
The ultimate British biker/dumb driver failure evah. Just watch the whole thing, it doesnt make sense if you dont waste thirty seconds of your oh so valuable lives.
ya
y
Monday
Blog 47, February 9 2009
HI AGAIN! I AM BACK AGAIN TODAY!
I dont really know how many entries I can do in one day, but I dont care at all, I would just like to announce that I am making a bet with somebody the minute I can. I am going to bet them that I can stay in WalMart Super Center for longer then they can, for an entire $20. Oh yeah.
TAKE THAT UP THE BUTT ETHAN!
I dont really know how many entries I can do in one day, but I dont care at all, I would just like to announce that I am making a bet with somebody the minute I can. I am going to bet them that I can stay in WalMart Super Center for longer then they can, for an entire $20. Oh yeah.
TAKE THAT UP THE BUTT ETHAN!
Blog 46, February 9 2009
I have officially started texting this dude named Cliff who is 18 and really cute and nice and stuff, but he thinks that I am 17 and graduating from high school this year...
Close, but not true, so I kind of feel bad.......
Yeah, my blog yesterday was really long, sorry about that, I just wanted to write. And lately I have been posting like crazy so I would be surprised if you have read them all and are up-to-date.
Ok, well, I am done for today.
Close, but not true, so I kind of feel bad.......
Yeah, my blog yesterday was really long, sorry about that, I just wanted to write. And lately I have been posting like crazy so I would be surprised if you have read them all and are up-to-date.
Ok, well, I am done for today.
Sunday
Blog 45, February 8 2009
WOW! Blog 45, five away from 50 and 55 away from 100.
155 away from 200.
And seven thousand, six hundred and twenty two away from seven thousand, six hundred and seventy seven.
6766...erie number...
In other news, 12 FOLLOWERS! HOLY SHIST! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE.
Ol-right, so I am watching this show called A Double Shot at Love, it is a good show, but at the same time it SUCKS! Bisexual twins, hot guys(yay), sexy lesbians, and testasterone. God I wish all of those guys were gay. It would be the best show ever.
By the way, I am typing this entry in a pink shirt.
Back on topic, the twins are so dumb, they always get rid of the nicest and fucking hottest guys. Oh my god, some of those dudes are more desirable then a chocolate founting in the middle of a pool of chocolate.
Guess what I'm thinking about: Hot guys and chocolate. I g2g eat, brb.
Just ate dinner with my family. ew.
My fucking stepdad chews like a three year old after getting drunk and punched in the face. Its just so annoying. I really just want to take all of my food and shove it in my face and be like "Is this enough for you fatass?"
These poor twins, they both chose the same person and now he has to choose between the two of them. Wait, no, strike that, I feel bad for the girl who just got denied by both of the girls...
I am hoping that Trevor chooses Rikki because she is my favorite, but at the same time she isnt. Sometimes it seems like the twins completely switch personalities. But on average, I like Rikki more. Vikki is kind of more make out paradise and I think that Rikki seems like the more emotionally connected girl. Trevor is standing here standing at them and they are both verbally fighting for him. Yummy.
Dinner sucks with my family. Gahr. I really want to play chess...
8=skip
7=draw a card
jack=pick a suit
DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS.
I have finally come to the conclusion that I dont really think that people are reading every part of my blog because they just keep getting longer and longer, so I'm sorry...
DAMN YOU FUCKING COMMERCIALS, YOU TAKE TO LONG!
I want to see that movie, the new Mummy movie. Its on DVD and it looks amazing. Ok, whatever.
More commercials, when do it endedededededed.
Im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay
ITS BACK!
QUICK SHUT UP I Have to listen.
holy shit
HE CHOSE FUCKING VIKKI!
This show is fucked up.
By the way, do you want me to get anymore freaking awesome backgrounds?
155 away from 200.
And seven thousand, six hundred and twenty two away from seven thousand, six hundred and seventy seven.
6766...erie number...
In other news, 12 FOLLOWERS! HOLY SHIST! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE.
Ol-right, so I am watching this show called A Double Shot at Love, it is a good show, but at the same time it SUCKS! Bisexual twins, hot guys(yay), sexy lesbians, and testasterone. God I wish all of those guys were gay. It would be the best show ever.
By the way, I am typing this entry in a pink shirt.
Back on topic, the twins are so dumb, they always get rid of the nicest and fucking hottest guys. Oh my god, some of those dudes are more desirable then a chocolate founting in the middle of a pool of chocolate.
Guess what I'm thinking about: Hot guys and chocolate. I g2g eat, brb.
Just ate dinner with my family. ew.
My fucking stepdad chews like a three year old after getting drunk and punched in the face. Its just so annoying. I really just want to take all of my food and shove it in my face and be like "Is this enough for you fatass?"
These poor twins, they both chose the same person and now he has to choose between the two of them. Wait, no, strike that, I feel bad for the girl who just got denied by both of the girls...
I am hoping that Trevor chooses Rikki because she is my favorite, but at the same time she isnt. Sometimes it seems like the twins completely switch personalities. But on average, I like Rikki more. Vikki is kind of more make out paradise and I think that Rikki seems like the more emotionally connected girl. Trevor is standing here standing at them and they are both verbally fighting for him. Yummy.
Dinner sucks with my family. Gahr. I really want to play chess...
8=skip
7=draw a card
jack=pick a suit
DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS.
I have finally come to the conclusion that I dont really think that people are reading every part of my blog because they just keep getting longer and longer, so I'm sorry...
DAMN YOU FUCKING COMMERCIALS, YOU TAKE TO LONG!
I want to see that movie, the new Mummy movie. Its on DVD and it looks amazing. Ok, whatever.
More commercials, when do it endedededededed.
Im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay i am gay
ITS BACK!
QUICK SHUT UP I Have to listen.
holy shit
HE CHOSE FUCKING VIKKI!
This show is fucked up.
By the way, do you want me to get anymore freaking awesome backgrounds?
Saturday
Blog 44, February 7 2009
I am on a blogging roll today. Like the background? I do, it coolio. Like, uber.
Ok, so yeah. I was just on Facebook and I did this thing called notes and I only put two people on the note. Tony and my BFL(!) Lexi. Polar opposites.
I dissed the hell out of him and I cant wait until he gets on their again. It will be the best day of my life seeing his reaction.
He think that we ended on a good note, well I am sick of being his stepping stool, I will step all over his ugly-ass face.
If only he knew what people said about him behind is back...
If only people had the balls to say it to his face...
Also, due to the fact that I did that, he is probably going to out me. I dont care. IM OUT!
Ok, I'm done.
Have you ever heard of the Manga/Anime called Death Note? I am going to buy/make one for myself just so I can write names in it. It will give me somthing to do. yay
I am so bored. I wish my mom were in a better mood so I wouldnt be scared to call her. Gah.
Alluding: How I am related to Jonny Depp:
I love the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Jonny Depp
Jonny Depp was also in the movie Cry Baby
When April was younger, she was a cry-baby,
April is my sister.
That is how I am related to Jonny Depp.
How are you related to him?
Ok, so yeah. I was just on Facebook and I did this thing called notes and I only put two people on the note. Tony and my BFL(!) Lexi. Polar opposites.
I dissed the hell out of him and I cant wait until he gets on their again. It will be the best day of my life seeing his reaction.
He think that we ended on a good note, well I am sick of being his stepping stool, I will step all over his ugly-ass face.
If only he knew what people said about him behind is back...
If only people had the balls to say it to his face...
Also, due to the fact that I did that, he is probably going to out me. I dont care. IM OUT!
Ok, I'm done.
Have you ever heard of the Manga/Anime called Death Note? I am going to buy/make one for myself just so I can write names in it. It will give me somthing to do. yay
I am so bored. I wish my mom were in a better mood so I wouldnt be scared to call her. Gah.
Alluding: How I am related to Jonny Depp:
I love the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Jonny Depp
Jonny Depp was also in the movie Cry Baby
When April was younger, she was a cry-baby,
April is my sister.
That is how I am related to Jonny Depp.
How are you related to him?
Blog 43, February 7 2009
I dont have any F'ing clue what to do because I am bored at the library for a while. I changed my background...
yay
Topic 1: The Wrist Flip
In other words, the gay signature. I dont really like that it is the gay signature, but for some reason I always find myself doing it.
In class, wrist flip.
In luch, wrist flip.
At home, wrist flip.
In car, wrist flip.
AT THE FREAKING LIBRARY, wrist flip.
I just gont get it, I just do it, like, sub-conciously or something and it really bugs me because people say "Wow, that was gay" and I barely have any idea what they are talking about. GAH!
Topic 2: Pink Shirts
LOVE THEM! My mother always ask me when I get home, "Did anyone make fun of you for wearing that shirt?" Always, NO! I love wearing pink shirts, they are one of the very RARE articles of clothing that look good on me therefore I buy as many as I can. I love them and I just dont understand what people think is wrong with them. Its a fucking color, not a picture of a giant penis on my shirt.
gah.
Yay.
Hellen Keller, I have stopped using those jokes...
Depressing...
yay
Topic 1: The Wrist Flip
In other words, the gay signature. I dont really like that it is the gay signature, but for some reason I always find myself doing it.
In class, wrist flip.
In luch, wrist flip.
At home, wrist flip.
In car, wrist flip.
AT THE FREAKING LIBRARY, wrist flip.
I just gont get it, I just do it, like, sub-conciously or something and it really bugs me because people say "Wow, that was gay" and I barely have any idea what they are talking about. GAH!
Topic 2: Pink Shirts
LOVE THEM! My mother always ask me when I get home, "Did anyone make fun of you for wearing that shirt?" Always, NO! I love wearing pink shirts, they are one of the very RARE articles of clothing that look good on me therefore I buy as many as I can. I love them and I just dont understand what people think is wrong with them. Its a fucking color, not a picture of a giant penis on my shirt.
gah.
Yay.
Hellen Keller, I have stopped using those jokes...
Depressing...
Blog 42, February 7 2009
Holy shit, it is actually a tie. The next name for my blog my be the same... whatever. I didnt think that anybody even liked it. Well keep voting, even if you have already done so, you never know :P
Ok, so my mother is going crazy. My sisters boyfriend is having a birthday party and when my sis found out that my stepdad cant go, she said (according to my mom) "You guys dont have to come if you dont want to." My mom freaked out at her.
In the car on my way to the library, my mom was all like: "I guess her real family is just shit on her shoe" and "Whatever, I dont give a shit anyways."
Wow, my mom takes things way to personally.
In other news, I have decided to write another song, (To the beat of Old McDonald)
My sister and mom had a fight,
They are stupid hoes,
My mother bitched all day and night,
I wish I were a hobo.
With a lost job here
And a lost job there
Here I'm poor
There I'm poor
Everywhere Im so poor,
My mother bitched all day and night,
I wish I were a hoooooooobbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooo!
And that is my song. Thank you very much. (bows) (cries) (gets shoes thrown at me) (cries in pain) (runs away) (loses job) (becomes a hobo)
Story of my life.
Well, I guess that my family is special.
Oh yeah, I am going to the dance tonight and I am excited but at the same time not because I dont want to be dancing with my friends like everybody else there will be dancing.
I like to call it soft porn on the dance floor.
Yum.
I only I could find a gay guy who would date me... no, still wouldnt dance with him in front of everyone. Its just awkward.
High school dances is an orgy with under-aged, hormonal, freaks. YAY!
Youtube: my stepdad says that it is an absolutely terrible website because apparantely, it is going to take over the computer and over-run human society. (The sad thing is he actually said that...)
...
This is a very long blog. Dont forget to vote on the polls. I added a couple more below the new site name one.
Peacs to you, LATAH!
Ok, so my mother is going crazy. My sisters boyfriend is having a birthday party and when my sis found out that my stepdad cant go, she said (according to my mom) "You guys dont have to come if you dont want to." My mom freaked out at her.
In the car on my way to the library, my mom was all like: "I guess her real family is just shit on her shoe" and "Whatever, I dont give a shit anyways."
Wow, my mom takes things way to personally.
In other news, I have decided to write another song, (To the beat of Old McDonald)
My sister and mom had a fight,
They are stupid hoes,
My mother bitched all day and night,
I wish I were a hobo.
With a lost job here
And a lost job there
Here I'm poor
There I'm poor
Everywhere Im so poor,
My mother bitched all day and night,
I wish I were a hoooooooobbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooo!
And that is my song. Thank you very much. (bows) (cries) (gets shoes thrown at me) (cries in pain) (runs away) (loses job) (becomes a hobo)
Story of my life.
Well, I guess that my family is special.
Oh yeah, I am going to the dance tonight and I am excited but at the same time not because I dont want to be dancing with my friends like everybody else there will be dancing.
I like to call it soft porn on the dance floor.
Yum.
I only I could find a gay guy who would date me... no, still wouldnt dance with him in front of everyone. Its just awkward.
High school dances is an orgy with under-aged, hormonal, freaks. YAY!
Youtube: my stepdad says that it is an absolutely terrible website because apparantely, it is going to take over the computer and over-run human society. (The sad thing is he actually said that...)
...
This is a very long blog. Dont forget to vote on the polls. I added a couple more below the new site name one.
Peacs to you, LATAH!
Friday
Blog 41, February 6 2009
That right, 41. Backwards that is 14 and frontwards it is 41.
Which means it is a prime number.
And prime numbers relate to the prime sexual state.
And the sexual state of prime is cool.
And blogging is cool.
Which brings me to topic one
Topic 1: The Advantages and Disadvantages of Being a Guy or Girl (I should write a song)
Guys get boners, once every hour.
Girls get their periods, pain to the fourth power.
That is my song.
Thank you very much.
Which means it is a prime number.
And prime numbers relate to the prime sexual state.
And the sexual state of prime is cool.
And blogging is cool.
Which brings me to topic one
Topic 1: The Advantages and Disadvantages of Being a Guy or Girl (I should write a song)
Guys get boners, once every hour.
Girls get their periods, pain to the fourth power.
That is my song.
Thank you very much.
Thursday
Blog 40, February 5 2009
IM BACK:D
Of course, my life sucks and whatever whatever, I dont want to nag on about it in my blog. Sorry about the last blog, it was all, blah.
OK, SO!
I am sitting here in the library and listening to a dude calmly threaten the library with a complaint. It is actually very entertaining but he looks a little bit sketchy so I am kind of worried...
He is complaining that he cant get on to the internet without his card. ITS A LIBRARY, YOU NEED A CARD! duh
They are telling him that he needs to pay a dollar to get a new card and he is complaining about it saying that unless it is proven in writing that he needs a card, he isnt going to pay.
He's gone.
Moving on, I was at rehearsals for the school play today, and as always, INSANO-FUCKI-BORING. It went until 5:30 and I was just about ready to through my plastic bread sticks at every director there. (By the way, I am the baker)
Also, I have THREE lines in the whole entire show, which I am happy with, not complaining, but I kept messing up the lines. All I say is:
1 Good morning Belle!
2 Where are you off to?
3 Thats nice. Marie, the baguettes. HURRY UP!
I kept saying "how are you", and I called her Bean once... I feel dumb.
Eventually I got it right. Kind of...
I think that I am done for this blog, O WAIT! I CANT BE DONE! I always do a long blog for the fifth anniversary's. Um...
Topic one....?.....Man code...?
Yeah...mancode..is....dumb? Nobody...follows..it...?
I think I have made my point.
Continuing on, Tony, the kid who has caused more depression in my life then anybody else got a better part then me in the play. wahhhh. All it means is that he is dumb and stupid and... fat... and um... ugly.
U-G-L-Y he aint got no aliby cause HE UGLY!
Peace-tyl.
Of course, my life sucks and whatever whatever, I dont want to nag on about it in my blog. Sorry about the last blog, it was all, blah.
OK, SO!
I am sitting here in the library and listening to a dude calmly threaten the library with a complaint. It is actually very entertaining but he looks a little bit sketchy so I am kind of worried...
He is complaining that he cant get on to the internet without his card. ITS A LIBRARY, YOU NEED A CARD! duh
They are telling him that he needs to pay a dollar to get a new card and he is complaining about it saying that unless it is proven in writing that he needs a card, he isnt going to pay.
He's gone.
Moving on, I was at rehearsals for the school play today, and as always, INSANO-FUCKI-BORING. It went until 5:30 and I was just about ready to through my plastic bread sticks at every director there. (By the way, I am the baker)
Also, I have THREE lines in the whole entire show, which I am happy with, not complaining, but I kept messing up the lines. All I say is:
1 Good morning Belle!
2 Where are you off to?
3 Thats nice. Marie, the baguettes. HURRY UP!
I kept saying "how are you", and I called her Bean once... I feel dumb.
Eventually I got it right. Kind of...
I think that I am done for this blog, O WAIT! I CANT BE DONE! I always do a long blog for the fifth anniversary's. Um...
Topic one....?.....Man code...?
Yeah...mancode..is....dumb? Nobody...follows..it...?
I think I have made my point.
Continuing on, Tony, the kid who has caused more depression in my life then anybody else got a better part then me in the play. wahhhh. All it means is that he is dumb and stupid and... fat... and um... ugly.
U-G-L-Y he aint got no aliby cause HE UGLY!
Peace-tyl.
Wednesday
Work with me through this today. Blog 39, February 4 2009
In case you cant tell from my previous blog, I am not in the fucking mood for jackasses walking around thinking that they are high and mighty above everyone else.
Oh yeah, and that little "shout-out" in the previous blog, unless you know that you have done what I said, I am not talking about you. I do have a specific person in mind when I say it and I hope that they know that everyone talks about them behind their back to. So Mr/Ms high-and-mighty better fall off of their fucking pedistal.
And this is not my LAST blog, I am just venting for this one day.
Sorry to kill the mood.
Oh yeah, and that little "shout-out" in the previous blog, unless you know that you have done what I said, I am not talking about you. I do have a specific person in mind when I say it and I hope that they know that everyone talks about them behind their back to. So Mr/Ms high-and-mighty better fall off of their fucking pedistal.
And this is not my LAST blog, I am just venting for this one day.
Sorry to kill the mood.
Blog 38, February 4 2009
I feel distant.
Everyday I am getting farther and farther away from this blog and my friends.
It isnt because of my phone being obliterated or my multiple lunch detentions, I just feel different, dark kind of.
I dont really feel as close to anyone or anything lately like I normally am, my life has just been disrupted by something that makes no sense to me. I feel like when I look around, everybody is hiding something that will hurt someone else. Everybody HAS hurt someone else. Or they just want to hurt someone.
I think that it is kind of a little bit of betrayal, but I dont know, I am just guessing that.
My (not)friend Tony finally told me why we went from best friends to him giving me dirty looks and walking away. His brother told him he would be cooler and more liked without if he stayed away from me.
How big of a fuck-up am I?
Then he continued pestering me and wouldnt stop texting me and he said "You were never completely honest with me, there was always something more to tell me". So then I said "I used to like you, but now I see that was a mistake because all I ever did was slow you down". (FROM WHAT? BEING A FUCKING SCUMBAG?!)"Are you happy now, you know fucking everything" I finished off with.
Guess what his response was.
"I'll be fine."
I dont feel like blogging anymore.
Oh, and by the fucking way. If you know me you will probably understand this, STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME AND MY BLOG BEHIND MY BACK. YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, DOUCHE BAG!
Everyday I am getting farther and farther away from this blog and my friends.
It isnt because of my phone being obliterated or my multiple lunch detentions, I just feel different, dark kind of.
I dont really feel as close to anyone or anything lately like I normally am, my life has just been disrupted by something that makes no sense to me. I feel like when I look around, everybody is hiding something that will hurt someone else. Everybody HAS hurt someone else. Or they just want to hurt someone.
I think that it is kind of a little bit of betrayal, but I dont know, I am just guessing that.
My (not)friend Tony finally told me why we went from best friends to him giving me dirty looks and walking away. His brother told him he would be cooler and more liked without if he stayed away from me.
How big of a fuck-up am I?
Then he continued pestering me and wouldnt stop texting me and he said "You were never completely honest with me, there was always something more to tell me". So then I said "I used to like you, but now I see that was a mistake because all I ever did was slow you down". (FROM WHAT? BEING A FUCKING SCUMBAG?!)"Are you happy now, you know fucking everything" I finished off with.
Guess what his response was.
"I'll be fine."
I dont feel like blogging anymore.
Oh, and by the fucking way. If you know me you will probably understand this, STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME AND MY BLOG BEHIND MY BACK. YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS, DOUCHE BAG!
Tuesday
Blog 37, February 3 2009
If you nag about my blog behind my blogs back, stop reading my blog scum.
Ok, so my topic for today is one of the wierdest and most random things that I have ever talked about, but I still find it very essential, not really, but it is something that I just want to spill out there for the fun of talking about it
Topic 1: Time/time travel
1. Time travel is supposedly to be attained by moving faster then the speed of light. Therefore, time is measured in light or amount of light.
2. Reaching the speed of light would most likely kill you and everything that you pass by because light doesnt have mass unlike something else traveling that speed. It would probably obliterate the Earth.
3. Hubble Telescope. It is so strong that is sees through the light barrier/ time barrier. What would happen if we turned it around and pointed it at the Earth. After some adjustments, I am sure looking into the past would be no problem.
4. If ever possible, I think that when you have reached the other time, there would be no possible interaction because it would either just be reflected light, or complete blackness due to over-extension of light.
5. Who the hell could be trusted with this sort of power? If the Hubble has the ability to do it, I am sure our government does too, and with our controlling power-crazy world, dominance over time will kill us all.
That is the end of my very obliterating topic. yay
(Replace "obliterating" with a word that makes sense)
JONNY EATS APPLES NIGGAH!
JEAN
Ok, so my topic for today is one of the wierdest and most random things that I have ever talked about, but I still find it very essential, not really, but it is something that I just want to spill out there for the fun of talking about it
Topic 1: Time/time travel
1. Time travel is supposedly to be attained by moving faster then the speed of light. Therefore, time is measured in light or amount of light.
2. Reaching the speed of light would most likely kill you and everything that you pass by because light doesnt have mass unlike something else traveling that speed. It would probably obliterate the Earth.
3. Hubble Telescope. It is so strong that is sees through the light barrier/ time barrier. What would happen if we turned it around and pointed it at the Earth. After some adjustments, I am sure looking into the past would be no problem.
4. If ever possible, I think that when you have reached the other time, there would be no possible interaction because it would either just be reflected light, or complete blackness due to over-extension of light.
5. Who the hell could be trusted with this sort of power? If the Hubble has the ability to do it, I am sure our government does too, and with our controlling power-crazy world, dominance over time will kill us all.
That is the end of my very obliterating topic. yay
(Replace "obliterating" with a word that makes sense)
JONNY EATS APPLES NIGGAH!
JEAN
Monday
Blog 36, Febraury 2 2009
I didnt want to respond to the comment on my next blog in the comment box so I decided to do it in the form of a blog.
WhyCan'tAnyoneSeeWhat'sInsideAllThatIsHidingBeneathTheSurfaceOfJILL said that her mom is racist and she was agreeing with me on all of the stuff stuff that I said. THANKS :D
My response to the other stuff she said:
1. I do not think that my stepdad is aware of his sexism, I think he is just old-timed and unfortunately says everything on his mind. Whether they are true or not, they are rude and offensive and he should learn when to keep his mouth shut.
2. I dont think that its always the case that they are fun to hang out with though, I just havent known any racist people to be so terrible I just cant stand them, except for my stepdad who I have gone from not liking to absolutely HATING. Like now it is genuine hatred.
3. That is fucking HYSTERICAL! Your mom watched competitive bowling, classic.
OK, so there was a three-way tie on what I should talk about in this blog between my favorite people in the world, what I did after the teacher incident, and my stepdads darwinistic beliefs.
I think that I should talk about something fun, so I am going for:
Topic 1: My Favorite People in the World
I have quite a few favorite people in the world because having one favorite singles the others out as not your favorite.
My favorite people in the world are all, as a start, NOT HOMOPHOBIC. They are respectful towards everybody, under certain curcumstances, and they know their boundaries and mine.
I dont condemn people for talking about other people behind their back because honestly, everybody ends up doing it.
Also, I like someone who will be honest with me, and then let me be honest with them, it goes both ways:)
Also, I am SOOO forgiving. I cant hold a grudge against somebody and if they do something mean or terrible to me, I just keep pushing it to the side and forgetting about it. Thats what makes me vulnerable.
So, yeah.
Hellen Keller slapped my stepdad across the face last night and he woke up this morning with a red hand=print on his face. And he was crying. I took a picture of him crying with the mark on his face and sent it into funnyjunk.com. I became an instant celebrity and he was humiliated for the rest of his life. That is how my day has been so far.
WhyCan'tAnyoneSeeWhat'sInsideAllThatIsHidingBeneathTheSurfaceOfJILL said that her mom is racist and she was agreeing with me on all of the stuff stuff that I said. THANKS :D
My response to the other stuff she said:
1. I do not think that my stepdad is aware of his sexism, I think he is just old-timed and unfortunately says everything on his mind. Whether they are true or not, they are rude and offensive and he should learn when to keep his mouth shut.
2. I dont think that its always the case that they are fun to hang out with though, I just havent known any racist people to be so terrible I just cant stand them, except for my stepdad who I have gone from not liking to absolutely HATING. Like now it is genuine hatred.
3. That is fucking HYSTERICAL! Your mom watched competitive bowling, classic.
OK, so there was a three-way tie on what I should talk about in this blog between my favorite people in the world, what I did after the teacher incident, and my stepdads darwinistic beliefs.
I think that I should talk about something fun, so I am going for:
Topic 1: My Favorite People in the World
I have quite a few favorite people in the world because having one favorite singles the others out as not your favorite.
My favorite people in the world are all, as a start, NOT HOMOPHOBIC. They are respectful towards everybody, under certain curcumstances, and they know their boundaries and mine.
I dont condemn people for talking about other people behind their back because honestly, everybody ends up doing it.
Also, I like someone who will be honest with me, and then let me be honest with them, it goes both ways:)
Also, I am SOOO forgiving. I cant hold a grudge against somebody and if they do something mean or terrible to me, I just keep pushing it to the side and forgetting about it. Thats what makes me vulnerable.
So, yeah.
Hellen Keller slapped my stepdad across the face last night and he woke up this morning with a red hand=print on his face. And he was crying. I took a picture of him crying with the mark on his face and sent it into funnyjunk.com. I became an instant celebrity and he was humiliated for the rest of his life. That is how my day has been so far.
Sunday
WELCOME TO BLOG 35! February 1 2009
I have decided to go from Day number to Blog number. This way I cant do multiple blogs a day and still come closer to one hundred. I know its just a reandom and weird change, but days are so over-rated.
I have decided that I can not speak gang-stah.
Also, the only way that I can get on the internet at my house is by using my moms cell phone, and today, she has her bridal shower. When she was about to leave and take her phone back I said sarcastically "You know you want to leave your phone here right mom?" and did a conman smile. She said no.
So I said please and then she screamed whatever and left the house. Lovely.
At least I get the computer...
Also, I just need to say that they are making another Batman movie in the near future, how the fuck are they going to live up to the performance with Heath Ledger? I mean, the guy who played Two-Face was pretty amazing, but Heath Ledger made the movie 100% desirable.
I'm sure that they will try DAMN hard to live up to the Dark Knight and I wish them luck, I am just not sure how they are going to do that.
Ok, so my freaking sisters boyfriend...
He hates gays and blacks. I have sat in the car with him and heard him talk about how terrible gay people are and how we are all just stupid scumbags. He doesnt know that I am gay, and if I tell him, I worry he will break up with my sister and never like me again. Dont get me wrong, he is a cool guy and I think he is SOOOO much fun to hang out with, but its time to break out of that annoying shell of his.
Also, one more person rant I intend on going on, my stepfather. Yesterday I went to his nieces 9th birthday and it was kind of fun. I sat there and read most of the time because I am not actually a part of that family, so its kind of awkward. But, yeah.
So we started talking about things when all of a sudden my stepdad gives his opinions. Two things I heard: "All girls are just 'petty'", and "I cant stand in the kitchen because everything is designed for a woman to be in in there".
I am not a woman, but that offended me greatly. I have so many female friends that could kick his "petty" little cooking ass.
yay
Oh yeah, and I have noticed that every fifth anniversary of blogging involves a REALLY long post, so I am sorry for the inconvenience. Peaces :P
I have decided that I can not speak gang-stah.
Also, the only way that I can get on the internet at my house is by using my moms cell phone, and today, she has her bridal shower. When she was about to leave and take her phone back I said sarcastically "You know you want to leave your phone here right mom?" and did a conman smile. She said no.
So I said please and then she screamed whatever and left the house. Lovely.
At least I get the computer...
Also, I just need to say that they are making another Batman movie in the near future, how the fuck are they going to live up to the performance with Heath Ledger? I mean, the guy who played Two-Face was pretty amazing, but Heath Ledger made the movie 100% desirable.
I'm sure that they will try DAMN hard to live up to the Dark Knight and I wish them luck, I am just not sure how they are going to do that.
Ok, so my freaking sisters boyfriend...
He hates gays and blacks. I have sat in the car with him and heard him talk about how terrible gay people are and how we are all just stupid scumbags. He doesnt know that I am gay, and if I tell him, I worry he will break up with my sister and never like me again. Dont get me wrong, he is a cool guy and I think he is SOOOO much fun to hang out with, but its time to break out of that annoying shell of his.
Also, one more person rant I intend on going on, my stepfather. Yesterday I went to his nieces 9th birthday and it was kind of fun. I sat there and read most of the time because I am not actually a part of that family, so its kind of awkward. But, yeah.
So we started talking about things when all of a sudden my stepdad gives his opinions. Two things I heard: "All girls are just 'petty'", and "I cant stand in the kitchen because everything is designed for a woman to be in in there".
I am not a woman, but that offended me greatly. I have so many female friends that could kick his "petty" little cooking ass.
yay
Oh yeah, and I have noticed that every fifth anniversary of blogging involves a REALLY long post, so I am sorry for the inconvenience. Peaces :P
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