Blog 180, March 30 2010, Sitting in Word Processing

I HAVE FOUND THE COOLEST PENS IN THE WORLD!


They spin as the pen is pushed into the paper. Unfortunately, I personally do not like objects that can just up and leave me...

Next is the frog pen:


Anyone else WANT that pen?

Ok, I got one more.
So just imagine... your on a picture perfect date with the person you are in love with and everything is going perfect when all of a sudden your significant other pronounces their true love to you, and gets down on a knee, to engage. They reach into their pocket and pull out

this.

And this leads me to my next topic! On top of the fact that we as humans must erase all traces of doors, we should also be getting rid of hands.
Thats right... HANDS, the evil little things that cause so much pain and misery.
Reasoning! When people have hands, they can simply ruin everything.
For example, if I were to go up and grab my friends ass in the hallway, her hands have the (accidental) ability to shoot back and tap me in the... ow.
Therefore, hands=bad

Blog 179, March 30 2010, I'd Like to Start This With... IN YO FACE

IN YO FACE!
Reasoning: best friend of mine forgot all of his passwords and we have been conspiring to figure out what they were but... I got my phone taken away so it became harder to talk to him and get him my predictions. WELL, I finally found a home phone that was in the closet and plugged it in at the only phone cord available... in my mothers room.
Which has a lock.
What assholes.
Fuck you Jim (stepdad that PMS's)

WELLLLLLL, they let me use the phone every once and a while so we would talk on the phone and try even harder to remember his password.
Now with spring break coming up it is our time to hang out and... remember passwords.

BUT, he lost his phone.
So I say IN YO FACE! mainly because that would lead me to my next topic:

Doors should be outlawed.
I hate doors.
Doors are bitches. Much like passwords.
Resoning: If doors were gone, people wouldnt walk through screen doors, or shatter the glass doors that they don't see.
If there were no doors, you could more easily and "accidentally" walk in on people having sex that you want to walk in on because they wouldn't be able to say "WHY DIDNT YOU KNOCK?! mmmmm, harder"
Also! If there werent doors, then nobody would try to turn the door handle but unfortunately and accidentally not turn it far enough and keep walking straight into that hard wooden door on their way out from gym. Just saying.
And that is why I decree... that we should all rip our doors off of the hinges, and instead, hang these things that tickle when they touch you.


And that is all for today, REMEMBER TO COMMENT IF YOU EXIST

Blog 178 March 27 2010, Weekend Over and You Bet Your Ass I Remembered

HEYO people of the internet who wisely waste their lives away for the benefit of wasting their lives on something that is worthy of life wasting!
I'm just here to blog about the everyday life of the completely retarded people who live in this world.
OK, so since I have been gone for SUCH a long time... I just wanted to give you a brief overview of every thing that has happened in the world ever since I stopped blogging:
NOTHING

Um... health care is still boring as shit... I personally dont care seeing as health care cant influence me when I die from doing a stupid life risking stunt.

Hmmmmm... I still have nada boyfriend but I do have a cute guy who likes me so I think I'm on my way

I have been oddly caring about my reputation a lot lately...

And I now have a ravenous blood-thirsty dog that ONLY attacks my best friend for some pathetic odd reason.

Me and that best friend broke my trampoline on Friday... weak

And I'm still, as always, posting from the library... where odd stuff seems to happen every single day... such as the girl who looks like a guy from the cavemen Geico commercial who continually is walking back and forth with more books in her hand then jesus had followers.
LOVE YOU JC
jk

Ok... so if there is anybody reading this out there... please... comment so I dont sound like I'm blogging to myself


Perhaps I am alone in finding something about this absolutely hysterical...




NOTHING is better then a life with Lady Gaga in it... she has so many unaired songs that I love to be secretely obsessed with... and I thought I should start sharing them :P

Blog 177, LONG Time No See

HEY! I promise that now I am back... for a while :D haha, I know that everytime I say I'm back I do about four blogs and then forget again, but I think that its finally about time I start blogging again.
Shits been CRAZY and so have I so I'm pretty sure this blog is gonna get pretty big... and a little insane.
Well weekends coming up and I am having a friend over to make baked onions tonight (just threw up in mouth) for a German project.
(Just got really dirty look from a librarian for throwing up in my mouth)
(And now I feel a little stupid because she is watching me type)
WELLLLLL, as always, I still do not have a home computer... but ANYWAYS, I will definitely start bloggin my terribly sad yet funny life stories and very odd thoughts on the world. So give me a hollar in the comment box if there is anything you want me to talk about on Monday, I'll try and get back into this as much as I can!