Ok, so this is going to be a short yet random blog about my eye and all of the epic things that it has been through.
I'm going to start with the most recent, being licked.
Yes, my friend has always wanted to lick an eyeball and because I previously licked hers, we decided she could... um... return the favor? For lack of a better phrase. It tickled...
Next, I have gotten a paper cut on my eye. I dont know why, but a couple years ago I was trying to see how thick the paper was, and apparantyl it was thin enough to leave a nice slice on my pupil.
Finally, when I was 13, I was rolling around on a yoga ball talking to my friend Brittany on the phone (we're not friends anymore because she's a lying cheating bitchy hoe that needs to die :D). I was rolling around on it on my stomach facing the ground and I rolled over a can of Lysol facing directly towards my face. The ball rolled over the handle to spray and I sprayed it RIGHT into my face and eyes...
What resulted was the worst washing out of my eyes.
Ever
Wednesday
Blog 175, November 18 2009, Who is the Straightish Gay Blogger?
75 Questions You've Probably Never...
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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
White
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hmmm... unfortunately, yes
4.Do you plan outfits?
Like, a second before I put them on
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Good now that I know Brent Everett loves Glee
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
Some kids shirt... he's fat :D
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Aim
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dont remember :(
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yes
10. What are you craving right now?
Food... any fooooooood
11. Do you floss?
Not my teeth... oh, ew... lol
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
FarmVille
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
About 24 hours ago...
14. Are you emotional?
At times
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
HELLS YEAH
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
That I know of, yes
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick, me teeth hurt easily
18. Do you like your hair?
When its all soft and flippy
19. Do you like yourself?
Eh
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Hillary Duff after her concert. Best day of my tenth year, lol
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No, ew
22. What are you listening to right now?
Video Phone by Beyonce and Lady Gaga, its on Brent Everett's Blog
23. How many countries have you visited?
America
24. Are your parents strict?
Nope
25. Would you go sky diving?
YES
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yeah... if I brought a really hot gay guy date, and we wasnt there...
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No, I'm too hungry to throw any food away right now
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
My friends eyesssssssss
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes
30. Do you rent movies often?
YES
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
Some girl who should be in my grade, but isnt...
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes
33. Do you own a gun?
No
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Yes
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me myself... mom
36. Brown or white eggs?
White
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Yup
38. Ever been on a train?
Yup
39. Ever been in love?
Nope, dont believe in it at my age
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yup
41. Are you too forgiving?
Probably
42. Do you use chap stick?
Occassionally
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Um... partying with me in financing then wrestling.
44. Can you use chop sticks?
Nope
45. Ever have cream puffs?
What?
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Unfortunately no
47. What was the last question you asked?
Why is this poll so long?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
My Chemical Romance, like, three years ago
49. Boys or girls?
Boys, all da way
50. What is your bus number for school?
52... or something between 100 and 0
51. Is your hair curly?
No, poofy
52. Last time you cried?
WHEN HE PUNCHED THE LIFEGUARD :'( WHYYYY?!?!
53. Ever walked into a wall?
Multiple multiple times...
54. Do looks matter?
If personality doesnt do it for me, maybe
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
From what?
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Jokingly
57. Favorite time of the year?
Snow time
58. Favorite color?
Green/Neon/Hot Pink
59. Are you sarcastic?
Not always
60. Do you have any tattoos?
I. wish. I. did.
61. The last person you held hands with?
My frienddddddd
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not lately
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Library, how lame. I think that I live here...
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Nope
65. Do you like your life right now?
I guess so?
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
Too often
67. What is your favorite animal?
Koala bears. They are really cute, but ferocious when angry.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A DVD
69. Do you have good vision?
Yes
70. Can you hula hoop?
For less then a second
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yes
72. Do you have a job?
Blogging
73. Can you handle the truth?
Yup
74. What are you wearing?
Black shirt with skull and Jeans with yellow stitching
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
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Short story continuation: Yes. The first time, I was going to crawl through, but I couldnt reach so I threw a friend into the window and then poked her in the #^%&#@ until she went the whole way through. The second time I actually crawled through, except there was a popular road right in front of the window and I broke a lamp on the way in... oops. Worst part; it wasnt even my house... :/
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Tuesday
Blog 174, November 17 2009, A Place to Rest My Head...
DONT FORGET! SOOOO far, at this point, I am going to be making my blog passworded because of the poll, so come on! VOTE!
Oh my god... thank you so much One Republic for this song of complete genious. Besides the guy watching porn next to me in the library, this is the best thing that has happened all day, (also besides the really hot doctor stirring up my blood, literally ;))
Here is a BRAND new song by One Republic called "Say". It just came out yesterday!
Wow... the lead singers voice seriously brings chills to my ENTIRE body, in only a mild sexual manner.
Okay, random mild imagery for you mind coming up right now!
IMAGINE! You in a warm scarf, jacket, boots, gloves, and all that jazz. Its very lightly snowing out and there is already about a foot and a half of snow on the ground. You scoop your hand into the snow and toss a make-shift snoball at your friends. The snow is reflecting light all around you guys, and you toss snowballs at each other, laughing and having a shitload of fun.
I dont know why, but that has always been my absolute favorite image. I think that its just the thought of snow that brings the smiles to my face...
Ok, so as I was scanning through YouTube yesterday, I stumbled upon a classic song that had completely skimmed its way out of my mind, but its SUCH a good song. A little bit out there, but it used to be one of my favorites.
Ohhhhh yeah, sweet, sugar, candyman!
This is one of the songs that sounds really good when its played over itself four beats off. Yeah, it sounds really weird, but with the right timing, it sounds GREAT!
Oh my god... thank you so much One Republic for this song of complete genious. Besides the guy watching porn next to me in the library, this is the best thing that has happened all day, (also besides the really hot doctor stirring up my blood, literally ;))
Here is a BRAND new song by One Republic called "Say". It just came out yesterday!
Wow... the lead singers voice seriously brings chills to my ENTIRE body, in only a mild sexual manner.
Okay, random mild imagery for you mind coming up right now!
IMAGINE! You in a warm scarf, jacket, boots, gloves, and all that jazz. Its very lightly snowing out and there is already about a foot and a half of snow on the ground. You scoop your hand into the snow and toss a make-shift snoball at your friends. The snow is reflecting light all around you guys, and you toss snowballs at each other, laughing and having a shitload of fun.
I dont know why, but that has always been my absolute favorite image. I think that its just the thought of snow that brings the smiles to my face...
Ok, so as I was scanning through YouTube yesterday, I stumbled upon a classic song that had completely skimmed its way out of my mind, but its SUCH a good song. A little bit out there, but it used to be one of my favorites.
Ohhhhh yeah, sweet, sugar, candyman!
This is one of the songs that sounds really good when its played over itself four beats off. Yeah, it sounds really weird, but with the right timing, it sounds GREAT!
Monday
Blog 173, November 16 2009, Right at The Borderline is Where I'm Gonna Wait
I. saw. him. shirtless.
Seriously, is there anybody who needs to be in a porno more then him?!
He is so fucking delicious... and he goes by the name of SS#1
Yum.
Okay, so Meet me Halfway has been stuck in my head all freaking day, ever since first period this morning and I now have listened to it at least ten times today. It's so addicting, but I know I am going to get sick of it pretty soon and pretty fast... :P
I guess thats just what happens with music, people like it so much that they keep at it until they get bored with it.
Maybe that means we should just stop listening to these songs once we like them the most... then maybe we will continue liking them if we dont listen to them until we get bored...
BRILLIANT!
WILL DO! I will now stop doing things everytime I start to like them.
For example, blogging! I absolutely lo
Seriously, is there anybody who needs to be in a porno more then him?!
He is so fucking delicious... and he goes by the name of SS#1
Yum.
Okay, so Meet me Halfway has been stuck in my head all freaking day, ever since first period this morning and I now have listened to it at least ten times today. It's so addicting, but I know I am going to get sick of it pretty soon and pretty fast... :P
I guess thats just what happens with music, people like it so much that they keep at it until they get bored with it.
Maybe that means we should just stop listening to these songs once we like them the most... then maybe we will continue liking them if we dont listen to them until we get bored...
BRILLIANT!
WILL DO! I will now stop doing things everytime I start to like them.
For example, blogging! I absolutely lo
Sunday
Blog 172, November 15 2009, You Would Not Believe Your Eyes
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Saturday
Blog 171, November 14 2009, Confused Yet?
Yes, I know that I skipped about 14 or so blogs, but I had to...
You see, previously I did blogs by day, so I could do five or six blogs on Day 1, and they wouldn't count. So now the actual blog number is finally up to date.
All I really have for today is just some more music videos. I feel like I have been doing that a lot lately, but I haven't been able to think of anything else cause I haven't gotten any feedback in my comment boxes yet.
Here's the new song this week, its pretty much my jam!
Here's my jam number two, and even though its pretty old, I LOVE IT!
You see, previously I did blogs by day, so I could do five or six blogs on Day 1, and they wouldn't count. So now the actual blog number is finally up to date.
All I really have for today is just some more music videos. I feel like I have been doing that a lot lately, but I haven't been able to think of anything else cause I haven't gotten any feedback in my comment boxes yet.
Here's the new song this week, its pretty much my jam!
Here's my jam number two, and even though its pretty old, I LOVE IT!
Friday
Blog 154, November 13 2009, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, Yet Nothing Special -_-
GUESS what I am doing today! Nothing
SHE TAKE MY MONEY, WHEN I'M IN NEED, YEAH SHE'S A TRI-PLAN, FRIEND INDEED!
Any guesses, Gold Digger, but not the one by Kanye Dickhead, this is the one by Matthew Morrison, remember, the hot guy in the previous blog whom I found making out with some other delicious male.
Speaking of Matthew Morrison, Glee! I know, its a cliche topic on this blog, but for those of you who really like the show, I have posted the link to a playlist with EVERY single Glee song so far IN THE COMMENT BOX!
You got that?
IN COMMENT BOX!
The user is LeelooDoyle, who has been posting the songs days before the episodes even come out.
What a great YouTuber! If the link starts to flip out and kill babies, just look up his user name on youtube, he's pretty popular.
Ok, well I know that I said I would do stuff with beards on this blog, but I'm not really wanting to do that one... but I do have another segment that I want to do really quick, and that is some more equations...
Me + You = Equation Time!
Tenacious D - Jack Black + Bono + Ash Ketchum(from pokemon) + N'Sync - Justin Timberlake = A terrible musical artist that does weed with his pokemon that is attached to a bunch of strings like a puppet
Brent Everett - 10 inches = Still a hot guy
Thats all I got today... for equations...
My english teacher today sang a song from Little Shop of Horrors, and its been stuck in my head ever since then... damn
LITTLE SHOP! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!
In case you have never heard that song, shockingly, I have put it directly below the following word: PUSHIT! Fast forward to 1:28 for the actual song
I love that song... and the dresses that the girls are wearing in it
Speaking of dresses, there is this amazing thing called porn.
I was watching TV last night and at 11 there was "Real Sex: "Size Matters"" on, and I was like, YEAH! PORN! So I turned it on and started watching. There was this really hot guy being shown from behind who appeared to be getting head from another guy, they were both fully clothed.
WOAH! THEY HAD GAY PORN ON TV?!
Not quite!! Stay tuned!
And the camera angle changed and zoomed in on the guy who was getting the head's crotch... his "thang" looked really white, and just discolored. Then the thing fell to the ground and I almost screamed. Then they showed the two hot guys holding up a sign which read: "WE Love Our Strap-Ons"
And at a closer look, the two guys, were actually two lesbians with very sexy masculine bodies and flat chests. Oh yeah, and hot guy hair... hmmm, I should marry a lesbian like that...
I think I know someone who would fit that category!
Dont forget to check the comments for the youtube link, and also, give some comments so I know what the hell to talk about on Monday or any other day I can get on.
SHE TAKE MY MONEY, WHEN I'M IN NEED, YEAH SHE'S A TRI-PLAN, FRIEND INDEED!
Any guesses, Gold Digger, but not the one by Kanye Dickhead, this is the one by Matthew Morrison, remember, the hot guy in the previous blog whom I found making out with some other delicious male.
Speaking of Matthew Morrison, Glee! I know, its a cliche topic on this blog, but for those of you who really like the show, I have posted the link to a playlist with EVERY single Glee song so far IN THE COMMENT BOX!
You got that?
IN COMMENT BOX!
The user is LeelooDoyle, who has been posting the songs days before the episodes even come out.
What a great YouTuber! If the link starts to flip out and kill babies, just look up his user name on youtube, he's pretty popular.
Ok, well I know that I said I would do stuff with beards on this blog, but I'm not really wanting to do that one... but I do have another segment that I want to do really quick, and that is some more equations...
Me + You = Equation Time!
Tenacious D - Jack Black + Bono + Ash Ketchum(from pokemon) + N'Sync - Justin Timberlake = A terrible musical artist that does weed with his pokemon that is attached to a bunch of strings like a puppet
Brent Everett - 10 inches = Still a hot guy
Thats all I got today... for equations...
My english teacher today sang a song from Little Shop of Horrors, and its been stuck in my head ever since then... damn
LITTLE SHOP! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!
In case you have never heard that song, shockingly, I have put it directly below the following word: PUSHIT! Fast forward to 1:28 for the actual song
I love that song... and the dresses that the girls are wearing in it
Speaking of dresses, there is this amazing thing called porn.
I was watching TV last night and at 11 there was "Real Sex: "Size Matters"" on, and I was like, YEAH! PORN! So I turned it on and started watching. There was this really hot guy being shown from behind who appeared to be getting head from another guy, they were both fully clothed.
WOAH! THEY HAD GAY PORN ON TV?!
Not quite!! Stay tuned!
And the camera angle changed and zoomed in on the guy who was getting the head's crotch... his "thang" looked really white, and just discolored. Then the thing fell to the ground and I almost screamed. Then they showed the two hot guys holding up a sign which read: "WE Love Our Strap-Ons"
And at a closer look, the two guys, were actually two lesbians with very sexy masculine bodies and flat chests. Oh yeah, and hot guy hair... hmmm, I should marry a lesbian like that...
I think I know someone who would fit that category!
Dont forget to check the comments for the youtube link, and also, give some comments so I know what the hell to talk about on Monday or any other day I can get on.
Thursday
Blog 153, November 12 2009, Oh Snap... He's Back
Yeah.
It has been such a long time since I have blogged, but I figured; hey, why not, everybody else stopped, why not start again!? So that would be exactly what I am doing. I am restarting my blogging rampage and such and I really need to put some stuff up today, cause lifes been getting DAMNNN interesting lately.
First of all::::::: I saw 2012 on Tuesday night! Three days before it actually comes out in theaters! It was exhilaratang!!!! Also, lately, I have seen:
The Stepfather
Saw VI (O.O)
And a bunch of other stuff. Paranormal Activity, Fourth Kind, and more... I'll remember some later.
AHHHHHHHH!!!! LOOK AT IT DO IT NOW!!!!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40649723.html?page=11
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
So yeah, according to Twenty Twelve, there was a Mayan equation that predicted when the human race would fail. This inspired me to make a few of my own equations:
Crazy graphics and visual effects + An inspirational message - A good character storyline + Hot guys thrown in the background every so often - Completely unrealistic survivals = A three star movie. The number one thing about it was definitely the special effects. The scenes of earthquakes, fire, and destruction was well worth the FIVE years it took to make the movie. But the acting... eh
Equation number two:
Meet Me Halfway by the Black Eyed Peas + Bad Romance by Lady Gaga + Fireflies by Owl City + I Gotta Feelin by the Black Eyed Peas(yup, i'm still obsessed) = A damn good wave of music coming our way!
Equation number three:
Sexy substitutes in our school - Drama in our school - Drama at home + A beautiful farm on farmville + A T-Shirt event coming up = An exciting week due to the fact that certain people WONT be around tomorrow :D. Here are two of the songs I previously listed, both mildly new releases: There is more blog under the videos!
Ok, and final thing for me to talk about today:
Beards...
Uh oh, sensitive topic... NOOOOOO! Beard, I would say, are the hardest thing for a guy to pull off, other then being naked... and in my bed... with a... um...
nevermind... off topic. I don't know... all I can focus on is Matthew Morrison making out with that guy in that picture and ahhhhhhhhhh... I'll do beards in the next blog
It has been such a long time since I have blogged, but I figured; hey, why not, everybody else stopped, why not start again!? So that would be exactly what I am doing. I am restarting my blogging rampage and such and I really need to put some stuff up today, cause lifes been getting DAMNNN interesting lately.
First of all::::::: I saw 2012 on Tuesday night! Three days before it actually comes out in theaters! It was exhilaratang!!!! Also, lately, I have seen:
The Stepfather
Saw VI (O.O)
And a bunch of other stuff. Paranormal Activity, Fourth Kind, and more... I'll remember some later.
AHHHHHHHH!!!! LOOK AT IT DO IT NOW!!!!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40649723.html?page=11
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
So yeah, according to Twenty Twelve, there was a Mayan equation that predicted when the human race would fail. This inspired me to make a few of my own equations:
Crazy graphics and visual effects + An inspirational message - A good character storyline + Hot guys thrown in the background every so often - Completely unrealistic survivals = A three star movie. The number one thing about it was definitely the special effects. The scenes of earthquakes, fire, and destruction was well worth the FIVE years it took to make the movie. But the acting... eh
Equation number two:
Meet Me Halfway by the Black Eyed Peas + Bad Romance by Lady Gaga + Fireflies by Owl City + I Gotta Feelin by the Black Eyed Peas(yup, i'm still obsessed) = A damn good wave of music coming our way!
Equation number three:
Sexy substitutes in our school - Drama in our school - Drama at home + A beautiful farm on farmville + A T-Shirt event coming up = An exciting week due to the fact that certain people WONT be around tomorrow :D. Here are two of the songs I previously listed, both mildly new releases: There is more blog under the videos!
Ok, and final thing for me to talk about today:
Beards...
Uh oh, sensitive topic... NOOOOOO! Beard, I would say, are the hardest thing for a guy to pull off, other then being naked... and in my bed... with a... um...
nevermind... off topic. I don't know... all I can focus on is Matthew Morrison making out with that guy in that picture and ahhhhhhhhhh... I'll do beards in the next blog
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