I have a baby
I am not in the mood to blog.
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Thursday
Wednesday
Blog 85, April 29 2009
Ahhh
I eat chicken monkeys...for dinner in Geoffs pants.
And that was a little side note brought to you by Jillian incorperated.
Ok so yeah I have only one thing in the world to talk about wait no actually two.
One: FUCK YOU ETHAN
Two: Why do all of the people that we know and DO NOT LIKE have to come to the beach? It was meant for a small group of actual friends who wouldn't ruin it and now there are kids throwing fucking rocks in that the group scooped out of the water so we could fucking swim. Fuck. I am going back to the beach to bitch them out until they leave.
Peaces
I eat chicken monkeys...for dinner in Geoffs pants.
And that was a little side note brought to you by Jillian incorperated.
Ok so yeah I have only one thing in the world to talk about wait no actually two.
One: FUCK YOU ETHAN
Two: Why do all of the people that we know and DO NOT LIKE have to come to the beach? It was meant for a small group of actual friends who wouldn't ruin it and now there are kids throwing fucking rocks in that the group scooped out of the water so we could fucking swim. Fuck. I am going back to the beach to bitch them out until they leave.
Peaces
Monday
Blog 83, April 27 2009
Blabbery gibberish is now over. I found out that the cause of it just happens to be when I send a message that is more then 160 characters long from my phone, it completely transfers into whatever it is that you were reading.
BATTLE TIME!
Season finale of Heroes and Chuck vs. stepdads and sisters birthday dinner at restaurant
Heroes side: I have never missed a single episode of Heroes and I am a major fanatic.
Birthday: my sister would be disappointed in me
Resolution: I could take my sister to dinner tomorrow
Problem: She said no to dinner
Resolution: I will take her shopping
Problem: She just got her entire spring attire
Resolution: I will take her to the movies whenever she wants
Problem: None
Mothers problem: I am skipping out on my stepdads birthday which I should equally care about.
I dont know, I am going to go home and do my project and yeah such and such I dont know ok so yeah.
If that made sense to you, you need to stop being on Aim so often.
I... just got yelled at by my mom because my sister canceled out on the dinner too. Apparantly I was the only person keeping her going. IM SORRY! BUT NONE OF MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE THERE AND I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK.
My mother is now calling the school and demanding a copy of my report card. She is obsessed with the THOUGHT that I stole it. Why the hell would I steal my own reaper-port card. She be a psycho. Gah!
Wow, I g2g, ladybug me
BATTLE TIME!
Season finale of Heroes and Chuck vs. stepdads and sisters birthday dinner at restaurant
Heroes side: I have never missed a single episode of Heroes and I am a major fanatic.
Birthday: my sister would be disappointed in me
Resolution: I could take my sister to dinner tomorrow
Problem: She said no to dinner
Resolution: I will take her shopping
Problem: She just got her entire spring attire
Resolution: I will take her to the movies whenever she wants
Problem: None
Mothers problem: I am skipping out on my stepdads birthday which I should equally care about.
I dont know, I am going to go home and do my project and yeah such and such I dont know ok so yeah.
If that made sense to you, you need to stop being on Aim so often.
I... just got yelled at by my mom because my sister canceled out on the dinner too. Apparantly I was the only person keeping her going. IM SORRY! BUT NONE OF MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE THERE AND I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK.
My mother is now calling the school and demanding a copy of my report card. She is obsessed with the THOUGHT that I stole it. Why the hell would I steal my own reaper-port card. She be a psycho. Gah!
Wow, I g2g, ladybug me
Thursday
Blog 82, April 23 2009
Meanwhile
Ricky: Hey, Cassie, you want to go to the movies tonight?
Cassie: Um, yeah sure.
(Last time they went Ricky felt her up like crazy)
Geoff: But I just saw you at the movies with another girl...
Ricky: Oh, yeah, that was just a friend
Geoff: Well I guess you have some pretty GOOD friends...
(They were making out and feeling up)
Ricky: Whatever, so do you want to go?
WOW!
Joe: Hey Ricky, can I take a picture of you?
Ricky: Um... why?
Joe: Cause I am texting some girl and I need a picture of someone so she thinks i look good.
Ricky: Sure
Geoff: Um, why the fuck would you do that?
Joe: Cause I really just want to get some and she'll be begging for me after a while.
Geoff: Wow, seriously. And what if she doesnt want sex?
Joe: She either wants it or I dont talk to her. Fuck her dude.
I got my seat changed.
Maybe its just most guys but for gods sake, how disappointing is it to know that that is a true conversation between me and two guys I thought were friends.
I am a guy and my "destiny" isnt to disrespect and fuck every living thing with two legs.
God damn it.
Men
Ricky: Hey, Cassie, you want to go to the movies tonight?
Cassie: Um, yeah sure.
(Last time they went Ricky felt her up like crazy)
Geoff: But I just saw you at the movies with another girl...
Ricky: Oh, yeah, that was just a friend
Geoff: Well I guess you have some pretty GOOD friends...
(They were making out and feeling up)
Ricky: Whatever, so do you want to go?
WOW!
Joe: Hey Ricky, can I take a picture of you?
Ricky: Um... why?
Joe: Cause I am texting some girl and I need a picture of someone so she thinks i look good.
Ricky: Sure
Geoff: Um, why the fuck would you do that?
Joe: Cause I really just want to get some and she'll be begging for me after a while.
Geoff: Wow, seriously. And what if she doesnt want sex?
Joe: She either wants it or I dont talk to her. Fuck her dude.
I got my seat changed.
Maybe its just most guys but for gods sake, how disappointing is it to know that that is a true conversation between me and two guys I thought were friends.
I am a guy and my "destiny" isnt to disrespect and fuck every living thing with two legs.
God damn it.
Men
Tuesday
Blog 81, April 21 2009
Topic 1: MEN
WHY?! Why do the men of every single generation have to seemingly get hotter and hotter and just a little bit more desirable every single day of my waking life?!
I am honestly waiting to get punched in the face by a hot homophobe because I just cant stop flirting/checking out hot guys. AND IT IS SO OBVIOUS WHEN I CHECK OUT A GUY.
1. I blush
2. I stare at their eyes
3. I turn around when they walk past
4. I lose my convesation
5. I swoon
Now you know.
Part 2 of the topic men:
IS ANY GUY NOT DISRESPECTFUL?!
I am at times. Everyone of my guy friends has been too. But then again I guess everybody is a little disrespectful sometimes...
Well, here is the reason for me talking about this story.
Ricky: "He has a girlfriend! What the hell, that kid is such a nerd"
Joe: "I know, seriously, she must be damn ugly to date him"
Geoff: "Dude, Joe, shut up, he isnt a nerd and she's really attractive, he played football Ricky, he really isnt as weak as you think"
Ricky: "That kid couldnt tackle me if I was on crutches"
Joe: (whispered to me): "I got a date with Brittany tonight"
Geoff: "Where you goin?"
Joe: "I dont really know, but I dont care, I'm only in it for one thing, ya know?" (winks)
Geoff: "Thats disgusting."
AH! G2G, TBC
WHY?! Why do the men of every single generation have to seemingly get hotter and hotter and just a little bit more desirable every single day of my waking life?!
I am honestly waiting to get punched in the face by a hot homophobe because I just cant stop flirting/checking out hot guys. AND IT IS SO OBVIOUS WHEN I CHECK OUT A GUY.
1. I blush
2. I stare at their eyes
3. I turn around when they walk past
4. I lose my convesation
5. I swoon
Now you know.
Part 2 of the topic men:
IS ANY GUY NOT DISRESPECTFUL?!
I am at times. Everyone of my guy friends has been too. But then again I guess everybody is a little disrespectful sometimes...
Well, here is the reason for me talking about this story.
Ricky: "He has a girlfriend! What the hell, that kid is such a nerd"
Joe: "I know, seriously, she must be damn ugly to date him"
Geoff: "Dude, Joe, shut up, he isnt a nerd and she's really attractive, he played football Ricky, he really isnt as weak as you think"
Ricky: "That kid couldnt tackle me if I was on crutches"
Joe: (whispered to me): "I got a date with Brittany tonight"
Geoff: "Where you goin?"
Joe: "I dont really know, but I dont care, I'm only in it for one thing, ya know?" (winks)
Geoff: "Thats disgusting."
AH! G2G, TBC
Saturday
Blog 80, April 18 2009
Oh my goshness with candy. Fuck buddy? What the fuck. Somebody help me.
Friendship...Sex
Friendship=Sex?
Friendship+Sex?
Friendship+Sex=Fuckeduprelationship
Conclusion/Theorum: If and/or when friends become fuck buddies, in the end, the friendship will not work.
You now know my form of math. Goodness god gracious, ughster. Oh yeah! I am chillaxinationing with my sister for the night and a couple of her friends and I am excited as hell. WOOT! A lot of her friends are hot...
I saw A Haunting in Connecticut. It rocked. Unfortunately, I already saw it on TV. The movie was based on an episode of the show The Haunting so the entire thing was pretty much spoiled for me and my movie parnter. I want to see Crank: High Voltage. It looks amazing and the main actor is sooooo hot.
I love Ryan Renolds. Damn sexy beast tries to kill his family because of an Indian torturer inside of his body.
I wouldlike to be inside of his body :D
Friendship...Sex
Friendship=Sex?
Friendship+Sex?
Friendship+Sex=Fuckeduprelationship
Conclusion/Theorum: If and/or when friends become fuck buddies, in the end, the friendship will not work.
You now know my form of math. Goodness god gracious, ughster. Oh yeah! I am chillaxinationing with my sister for the night and a couple of her friends and I am excited as hell. WOOT! A lot of her friends are hot...
I saw A Haunting in Connecticut. It rocked. Unfortunately, I already saw it on TV. The movie was based on an episode of the show The Haunting so the entire thing was pretty much spoiled for me and my movie parnter. I want to see Crank: High Voltage. It looks amazing and the main actor is sooooo hot.
I love Ryan Renolds. Damn sexy beast tries to kill his family because of an Indian torturer inside of his body.
I wouldlike to be inside of his body :D
Friday
Blog 79, April 17 2009
I BE SORRY. I havent actually gotten around to blogging in like forever, but its only because I have been biking my life away and hanging out with people... yeah. But the good news is I am back, I guess, for now, until I forget to blog again. Sorry.
Um... I really dont know what to talk about, WAIT YES I DO!
On Easter my stepdad got a card from his daughter Jenny. It said happy easter soon to be grandpa. He said "Aw, thank you" and then handed it off to my mom. (He did not understand that she was telling him she was pregnant). So when it was being passed to my mom, I saw the word grandpa and went: OH MY GOD! Then my mom saw it and screamed excitedly. Jim sat in his seat and said "What?" Awkward pause.
Everybody stares at him.
"OH! OH MY GOD! WOW!"
Moral of the story: always read cards before handing them off because it may be somebody telling you that you are carrying their child.
Daughter: "Dad, I love him, I just dont know if its going to work out..."
Father: "Honey, its ok, sometimes things just dont work."
Daughter: "But dad, I want what you and mom have..."
Father: "Herpes?"
CRACKATOWA!
Oh my good! Their is a new episode of Spongebob on tonight and guess who is going to be in it as a really buff, idiotic, surfer dude.
Are you guessing?
GUESS HARDER!
TURKEY!
Jonny Depp.
Its really random that he would be in Spongebob, but its totally happening.
Daughter: "Dad, have you ever cared for somebody enough that you would do anything for them? Even against your own free will?"
Father: "Of course honey."
Daughter: "Um...what did you do?"
Father: "I married your mother."
Um... I really dont know what to talk about, WAIT YES I DO!
On Easter my stepdad got a card from his daughter Jenny. It said happy easter soon to be grandpa. He said "Aw, thank you" and then handed it off to my mom. (He did not understand that she was telling him she was pregnant). So when it was being passed to my mom, I saw the word grandpa and went: OH MY GOD! Then my mom saw it and screamed excitedly. Jim sat in his seat and said "What?" Awkward pause.
Everybody stares at him.
"OH! OH MY GOD! WOW!"
Moral of the story: always read cards before handing them off because it may be somebody telling you that you are carrying their child.
Daughter: "Dad, I love him, I just dont know if its going to work out..."
Father: "Honey, its ok, sometimes things just dont work."
Daughter: "But dad, I want what you and mom have..."
Father: "Herpes?"
CRACKATOWA!
Oh my good! Their is a new episode of Spongebob on tonight and guess who is going to be in it as a really buff, idiotic, surfer dude.
Are you guessing?
GUESS HARDER!
TURKEY!
Jonny Depp.
Its really random that he would be in Spongebob, but its totally happening.
Daughter: "Dad, have you ever cared for somebody enough that you would do anything for them? Even against your own free will?"
Father: "Of course honey."
Daughter: "Um...what did you do?"
Father: "I married your mother."
Wednesday
Blog 78, April 8 2009 (2)
Wow, I am feeling a little bit better. I have been completely distracted by the computer and this game called snake in which I just scored 12,220. MY NORMAL SCORES ARE LIKE, 1000. And I got more then 16,000 dollars for it. O, I love MyYearBook!
Um, I dont really have any ideas for stuff to talk about or anything to actually do or show you so yeah I just dont know maybe I should tell you how to give birth:
1. Open legs
2. Bring in the pelican
3. Put fish in front of pregnant womans vagina
4. Pelican dives beak first
5. Move fish out of the way as fast as possible
6. Pelican pulls head out with baby in mouth
7. Throw the fish so the pelican drops the baby and chases after the fish
8. Throw baby so you wont have to worry about paying for it
One of those steps is highly not recommended by the doctor. And that would be step 7 because feeding the animals is a bad thing :D
Laugh out loud. Yeah. Um... I have officially run out of stuff.
OOOOOO! I GOT IT!
TOPIC 1: Adults who get drunk on almost daily and then tell their children not to drink or do drugs when they get older.
WHAT THE FUCK?! My parents: drink, tell me its ok to grow up and drink.
Some other parents: drink, tell their children not to
(In my opinion)Good parents: dont drink, trust their kids not to either.
Seriously, there are so many ways that you can waste your life away with a swig of alcohol. All it does is fuck up your brain and slowly decay your normal body functions. Also, WINE ISNT THAT MUCH BETTER! My parents drink wine because it is healthier then beer. NO! It has more benefits but all of the same set-backs. Gah, parents are just retarded hypocrits who think that they know all and play the role of god. Grrrrr.
Yeah, I am not going to grow up and be a drinker or a smoker, I can be exciting and have crazy nights and have fun in my life and not do damaging things to my body. Well...
lol.jk.
Never
Peace 4 now
Um, I dont really have any ideas for stuff to talk about or anything to actually do or show you so yeah I just dont know maybe I should tell you how to give birth:
1. Open legs
2. Bring in the pelican
3. Put fish in front of pregnant womans vagina
4. Pelican dives beak first
5. Move fish out of the way as fast as possible
6. Pelican pulls head out with baby in mouth
7. Throw the fish so the pelican drops the baby and chases after the fish
8. Throw baby so you wont have to worry about paying for it
One of those steps is highly not recommended by the doctor. And that would be step 7 because feeding the animals is a bad thing :D
Laugh out loud. Yeah. Um... I have officially run out of stuff.
OOOOOO! I GOT IT!
TOPIC 1: Adults who get drunk on almost daily and then tell their children not to drink or do drugs when they get older.
WHAT THE FUCK?! My parents: drink, tell me its ok to grow up and drink.
Some other parents: drink, tell their children not to
(In my opinion)Good parents: dont drink, trust their kids not to either.
Seriously, there are so many ways that you can waste your life away with a swig of alcohol. All it does is fuck up your brain and slowly decay your normal body functions. Also, WINE ISNT THAT MUCH BETTER! My parents drink wine because it is healthier then beer. NO! It has more benefits but all of the same set-backs. Gah, parents are just retarded hypocrits who think that they know all and play the role of god. Grrrrr.
Yeah, I am not going to grow up and be a drinker or a smoker, I can be exciting and have crazy nights and have fun in my life and not do damaging things to my body. Well...
lol.jk.
Never
Peace 4 now
Blog 77, April 8 2009
Yay. I am at the library at ten in the morning and it is a school day. Want an explanation? STRESS! Fuck Mrs. Quenelle and fuck Herr Williams. And fuck Sharoon for not being the least bit mature and for lacking a common IQ.
OH YEAH. Fuck Scott Roy.
OH YEAH. Fuck Scott Roy.
Monday
Blog 76, April 6 2009
I am making new favorites every day. (btw, I am having a very off day, so my blog might be a little weird today).
While I was surfing the web heaven, I stumbled upon a new person that I find EXTREMELY attractive. So I did a little research on him and I found out that he is a gay porn star and after close observation, I have fallen in love with this hunkalicious man. His name is Leo Giamani and damn he is gorgeous.
I am trying to find an appropriate video that I can put on my blog, just like a slideshow of pictures of him or something. I dont know, I'll find something.
The only thing that is awkward about this video to me is the girl making sex noises in the background because he is GAY. Into GUYS.
Ok, you want to know why I am upset?! Its because my fucking family, COUNTING MY SISTER, apparantly like to talk about me behind my back saying that I am not gay because I am just going through a fucking "phase" and I am to young to know shit about myself. FUCK THAT. I know a little bit too much about myself and who is my family to say anything about me when my mom is just a crazy lady who likes talking like she is a three year old fairy and my stepdad is just a stupid drunk who refuses to change from his classic and pathetic ways. FUCK THEM. Right now I wish I could follow Chris and we could just go chill anywhere but fucking here. With family.
I actually trusted that my sister would be good with all that stuff but I guess she thinks just the same as everybody else in my family. And now the only thing that I have to lean back on is a group of unstable friends whose emotions come and go like a fucking storm.
Great life. And I am sorry if this offends whoever the hell is reading, but honestly, I used to be so much more stable and actually had the same daily personality before this year, now I am just crazy.
While I was surfing the web heaven, I stumbled upon a new person that I find EXTREMELY attractive. So I did a little research on him and I found out that he is a gay porn star and after close observation, I have fallen in love with this hunkalicious man. His name is Leo Giamani and damn he is gorgeous.
I am trying to find an appropriate video that I can put on my blog, just like a slideshow of pictures of him or something. I dont know, I'll find something.
The only thing that is awkward about this video to me is the girl making sex noises in the background because he is GAY. Into GUYS.
Ok, you want to know why I am upset?! Its because my fucking family, COUNTING MY SISTER, apparantly like to talk about me behind my back saying that I am not gay because I am just going through a fucking "phase" and I am to young to know shit about myself. FUCK THAT. I know a little bit too much about myself and who is my family to say anything about me when my mom is just a crazy lady who likes talking like she is a three year old fairy and my stepdad is just a stupid drunk who refuses to change from his classic and pathetic ways. FUCK THEM. Right now I wish I could follow Chris and we could just go chill anywhere but fucking here. With family.
I actually trusted that my sister would be good with all that stuff but I guess she thinks just the same as everybody else in my family. And now the only thing that I have to lean back on is a group of unstable friends whose emotions come and go like a fucking storm.
Great life. And I am sorry if this offends whoever the hell is reading, but honestly, I used to be so much more stable and actually had the same daily personality before this year, now I am just crazy.
Friday
Blog 75, April 3 2009
Wow, it is SO BORING being in this class, oh my giffle. This is craztastic and I think that I should tell you that I finally got parenthesis person to do a formal conversation with me. Ok, so I will interview him. Or her. Or it, whatever.
Ok, so would you mind if I asked you some questions?
(No)
Why are you still stalking my blog?
(No)
You promised you would cooperate though...
(Ok, I think that it is because you are the portal to the other world in which squirrels and gay men run free)
Um... does that mean that you are gay?
(...)
Well on that note, do the running man, eat a potatoe, kick a rock, play baseball, and listen to your parents.
Just kidding about that last one. Ignore it.
Dont listen to your parents.
They are min-controlling aliens that want nothing but a clean yard.
And beer.
Ew.
Beer.
Ew.
Clean lawns.
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO THE LAWN WORK?! IT DOESNT BOTHER ME IF THE GRASS ISNT PERFECT ENOUGH TO STAB THROUGH MY SHOES :(
Be sure to read blog 74, that is my recomendation of the day.
Ok, so would you mind if I asked you some questions?
(No)
Why are you still stalking my blog?
(No)
You promised you would cooperate though...
(Ok, I think that it is because you are the portal to the other world in which squirrels and gay men run free)
Um... does that mean that you are gay?
(...)
Well on that note, do the running man, eat a potatoe, kick a rock, play baseball, and listen to your parents.
Just kidding about that last one. Ignore it.
Dont listen to your parents.
They are min-controlling aliens that want nothing but a clean yard.
And beer.
Ew.
Beer.
Ew.
Clean lawns.
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO THE LAWN WORK?! IT DOESNT BOTHER ME IF THE GRASS ISNT PERFECT ENOUGH TO STAB THROUGH MY SHOES :(
Be sure to read blog 74, that is my recomendation of the day.
Blog 74, April 3 2009
The parenthesis person is gone forever. And ever. For ever. Ok, on the right side, you should hopefully see a cat with its head inside a washing machine. If you dont see that, then you are blind and require a pregnancy test.
It is cute, AND AMAZING(!), but I kind of wonder if the cat CHOSE to go into the washer to check on his/her pants... or maybe the owner made it do that. Either way, its kind of weird if the owner did, you know. Just for a picture he put his cats head.... ohhhh... the cat doesnt have his head inside the machine...
There is a window between the cat and the washer ooooooopppssss. Um, yeah, my mistake.
OMG LOL,
GUESS WHAT!
I HAVE TO TELL!
I am going to Broadway this weekend with one of my friends and we are going to see Avenue Q and Hair.
Avenue Q: Puppets singing about weird stuff including the internet and racism.
Hair: Hippies living in the 70's going through life and love, naked in the end of the play. WOOT!
I am just excited because I have never actually been to Broadway so this tickles my tastebuds.
OMG LOL,
I HAVE WEIRD
HUGE TO TELL!
Ok, so last night I fell asleep watching Mamma Mia, but I paused it when I went to sleep. When I woke up, I un-paused it so I could listen to some of the songs. Well, it was in Spanish. I just dont understand why these things happen to me. MY MOVIE HAD A SPANISH VOICE OVER AND IT SET UP WHILE I WAS SLEEPING AND I AM CONFUSED AND
Omg, not lol,
I will now send,
Step-dad to hell.
Just kidding. He pulled a little prank on me by switching my sugar with salt so when I poured it into my coffee, I wouldnt get that sugary flavor I wanted. BUT! Luckily, I tasted the sugar before pouring it, so it didnt work! As a mild prank revenge... I poured the entire bag of salt into the coffee pot and mixed it in so my parents couldnt tell. I cant wait till I get home to see their reaction to their extra salty coffee.
WHY WAS MAMMA MIA IN ESPANOL?!
Wow, I cant believe I actually know that word.
Speaking of words...
Defenestration: To throw one out a window.
Yay! I skipped German today. Sorry world, but my stomach was bothering me so bad that if I went to class, I would stir up some bad commotion. So I just sat down in an un-known location, freaking gripping my stomach in pain.
Thursday
(Blog 73, April 2 2009)
(BITCHES!)
(I promised that one day I would take over the blog world. Soon I shall invade all of the other blogs, no matter what! Even through comments. WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES!)
(Muahahahahaha)
(I have perfected the evil laugh but unfortunately you can hear me:()
(OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! I have an idea. I shall torture you by sending you to some internet side places in which you can dwelve in fun-ness with random Mexican whores and prostitutes who only cost 1 penny per thrust!)
(Here is my first place to go and enjoy: http://mofunzone.com)
(addictinggames.com)
(fmylife.com)
(straightishgaygod.blogspot.com)
(Where not to go ever ever: BOOOBBBSS!)
(Lol, I actually said something that struck a comedic sense into your body, like lightning striking the body of a 12 year old girl and sending so much energy into her body that she super-aged until she became thirteen and had her first period then sold her body for sex so she could buy that disco ball that she never really wanted...)
()
()
()
()
Fuck you.
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
You are a terrible blogger
(But my comments made random humanoids laugh as if they were high with a bunch of...)
Please, shut the hell up. You are worse then a ginger on cocaine mixed with steroids.
(:()
:( HA! My emoticons look sadder because they arent surrounded by ugly parenthesis.
( :( )
It still looks bad.
(FUCK YOU)
...
(What?)
;)
(...?)
Will you do it?
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
HA. Victory goes to the horny man in the left corner floating on a bed of nails with soap in his ear.
boo-yah.
(I promised that one day I would take over the blog world. Soon I shall invade all of the other blogs, no matter what! Even through comments. WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES!)
(Muahahahahaha)
(I have perfected the evil laugh but unfortunately you can hear me:()
(OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! I have an idea. I shall torture you by sending you to some internet side places in which you can dwelve in fun-ness with random Mexican whores and prostitutes who only cost 1 penny per thrust!)
(Here is my first place to go and enjoy: http://mofunzone.com)
(addictinggames.com)
(fmylife.com)
(straightishgaygod.blogspot.com)
(Where not to go ever ever: BOOOBBBSS!)
(Lol, I actually said something that struck a comedic sense into your body, like lightning striking the body of a 12 year old girl and sending so much energy into her body that she super-aged until she became thirteen and had her first period then sold her body for sex so she could buy that disco ball that she never really wanted...)
()
()
()
()
Fuck you.
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
You are a terrible blogger
(But my comments made random humanoids laugh as if they were high with a bunch of...)
Please, shut the hell up. You are worse then a ginger on cocaine mixed with steroids.
(:()
:( HA! My emoticons look sadder because they arent surrounded by ugly parenthesis.
( :( )
It still looks bad.
(FUCK YOU)
...
(What?)
;)
(...?)
Will you do it?
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
HA. Victory goes to the horny man in the left corner floating on a bed of nails with soap in his ear.
boo-yah.
Wednesday
Blog 72, April 1 2009
Holy freaking crap.
It is April Fools Day and I dont really have any desire to April Fools anyone or do anything April Foolish. I didnt do my homework last night...:(
BUT I DID GET AN ULTRASOUND! I got to miss all but two hours of school yesterday to get an ultrasound because they think I have appendicitis/kidney stone/bladder infection/(mental retardation). (APRIL FOOLS!)
:0
(Im back)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(And you are mentally retarded)
I will eat your face without any silverware.
(...)
OR A NAPKIN! NOT EVEN A PAPER TOWEL!
(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
el oh el
(I shall computer your face away)
No
(Ha, i can type like I txt and it wnt bother me)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. sO...MiSpeLLeD O.o
It is April Fools Day and I dont really have any desire to April Fools anyone or do anything April Foolish. I didnt do my homework last night...:(
BUT I DID GET AN ULTRASOUND! I got to miss all but two hours of school yesterday to get an ultrasound because they think I have appendicitis/kidney stone/bladder infection/(mental retardation). (APRIL FOOLS!)
:0
(Im back)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(And you are mentally retarded)
I will eat your face without any silverware.
(...)
OR A NAPKIN! NOT EVEN A PAPER TOWEL!
(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
el oh el
(I shall computer your face away)
No
(Ha, i can type like I txt and it wnt bother me)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. sO...MiSpeLLeD O.o
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