I just recently had a conversation with a friend named Jillian. Here it is:
Jillian: I have a question...
6:19pmGeoffry yes?
6:19pmJillian Was it you with the small kidney stone or the peice of kidney that was hurting them?
6:20pmGeoffry yes
y?
6:20pmJillian No what on were you?
6:20pmGeoffry rephrase
6:20pmJillian Did you have a small kidney stone? or a small peice of kidney in your kidney?
6:21pmGeoffry i had a forming one that is now just stationary
Y?
6:22pmJillian Ok aight. Cause one of my friends is haveing stomach problems again. And I couldn't remember what one he was. Lol.
6:22pmGeoffry quick question: does anything you say even make sense to you?
6:22pmJillian Yeah.
That whole thing made sense to me.
6:23pmGeoffry do you have a small peice of brain ni your brain?
6:23pmJillian Lol. Yeah I knew what I was talking about. And if you were the one with the peice of kidney in your kidney it would make sense to you too.
6:24pmGeoffry WTF! I DO NOT HAVE KIDNEY IN MY KIDNEY
6:24pmJillian I know.
It all makes sense to me.
6:25pmGeoffry I WAS THE KIDNEY STONE person, but nobody has a kidney in their kidney...
6:25pmJillian "if you" was the main words
6:25pmGeoffry i was
lol
fail
6:25pmJillian Lol yeah. (name) does thats why he went to the hospital like 7 times last year. Lol.
6:25pmGeoffry Ok, fail
6:26pmJillian No.
6:26pmGeoffry nobody has kidney in their kidney
ITS IMPOSSIBLE YOU FREAK
6:26pmJillian He has a PIECE of kidney in his kidney.
6:26pmGeoffry Kidney stone?
6:26pmJillian No. Lol.
6:26pmGeoffry I HAVE A PEICE OF TOE IN MY TOE
6:26pmJillian Lol.
6:27pmGeoffry Its not funny
6:27pmJillian It all makes sense to me.
6:27pmGeoffry I DONT CARE
It makes no sense to any of the 5 people here
even the dog
6:28pmJillian I just didn't want to feel like a jerk for not remembering if it was you or him for both kidney problems.
I feel like I should rephase that.
6:28pmGeoffry yeah
how bout this whole conversatiojn
conversation?
6:29pmJillian It make sense. Okay. I ask you if it was you that had the kidney stone or if it was you that had the piece in your kidney.
6:29pmGeoffry THERE IS NO PEICES OF KIDNEY IN A KIDNEY
AND i HAD THE kidney stone
6:32pmGeoffry u be odd
6:33pmJillian ITS NOT A KIDNEY
6:33pmGeoffry thanks?
is it a mexican?
Hello, anybody? Make sense? no
Monday
Blog 142, August 24 2009 GTC
I say that everybody should just GTC.
It would eliminate so much stupid little drama bullshit if everybody just did it. It isnt even that big of a deal.
Just GTC.
When you do it, you realize how stupid everything else going on around you is.
People complaining about their friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, people they like, mortal enemies, all of it is just so pointless and stupid.
Dont get me wrong, I like listening to all of the stuff going on, but its not gonna get to me and I am not going to get involved unless I am giving people advice on how to become uninvolved.
But the stupid BS that other people are trying to drag me into currently (see blog 141) is just pathetic, good luck people.
AH! THE OLD LADY FELL ASLEEP!
By the way, I finally understand text messaging and typing.
Yeah, completely random right?
But here is the thing, nobody can really determine what my emotion is right now. It could be stressed, calm, confused, etc., but I can guess that as you are reading it, you are picking up at least one emotion.
And the weird thing is, that emotion is YOURS!
Just like if I text somebody and say
WHAT IS GOING ON!
I mean it in a frantic way because I am in a rush, but the interpreter is stressed out, and therefore thinks that I am text yelling at them.
Hehe, I should put the word text in front of every emotion I type.
So yeah, I am not going to let and bullshit make me Text upset.
Wow, that bored...
It would eliminate so much stupid little drama bullshit if everybody just did it. It isnt even that big of a deal.
Just GTC.
When you do it, you realize how stupid everything else going on around you is.
People complaining about their friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, people they like, mortal enemies, all of it is just so pointless and stupid.
Dont get me wrong, I like listening to all of the stuff going on, but its not gonna get to me and I am not going to get involved unless I am giving people advice on how to become uninvolved.
But the stupid BS that other people are trying to drag me into currently (see blog 141) is just pathetic, good luck people.
AH! THE OLD LADY FELL ASLEEP!
By the way, I finally understand text messaging and typing.
Yeah, completely random right?
But here is the thing, nobody can really determine what my emotion is right now. It could be stressed, calm, confused, etc., but I can guess that as you are reading it, you are picking up at least one emotion.
And the weird thing is, that emotion is YOURS!
Just like if I text somebody and say
WHAT IS GOING ON!
I mean it in a frantic way because I am in a rush, but the interpreter is stressed out, and therefore thinks that I am text yelling at them.
Hehe, I should put the word text in front of every emotion I type.
So yeah, I am not going to let and bullshit make me Text upset.
Wow, that bored...
Blog 141, August 24 2009 Wait, Why the FUCK?!
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This is the actual post location. Its just me complaining. If you have an account you can friend me on it. This will be where I am putting all of my more private blogs from here on in. But dont worry, I will still be on straightishgaygod for a long time :D:D
This is the actual post location. Its just me complaining. If you have an account you can friend me on it. This will be where I am putting all of my more private blogs from here on in. But dont worry, I will still be on straightishgaygod for a long time :D:D
Friday
Blog 140, August 21 2009 You Want me to do WHAT!?
Ok, quick summary of my past day:
Megan Sarah spend night
Watch movies
Cry
Laugh
Sleep
They leave
Baby popping out of vagina
Family walks in
TV off...
Freak out over 16th birthday tomorrow
Yell at stepdad for yelling about the pool
Get in fight with stepdad over storms
Get in fight with stepdad over weather
Get in fight with stepdad over the garbage
Get in fight with mom over fighting with stepdad
Go to library to reorganize party
FREAK OUT!
And blog about it.
HOLY SHIT I AM FREAKING OUT ABOUT MY PARTY TOMORROW!
Section nobody will want to read: WHAT IF it storms so badly that we have to stay inside the whole time and people get bored then I have absolutely no idea what to do so they start leaving. What happens when we cant go out and play manhunt because of the storm. Or what if we can, but half of the people dont want to go play because of the storm or getting dirty or oh my god I am fucking screwed and I have no idea what the shit to do.
SOMEBODY HELP ME! PARANOIA!
Megan Sarah spend night
Watch movies
Cry
Laugh
Sleep
They leave
Baby popping out of vagina
Family walks in
TV off...
Freak out over 16th birthday tomorrow
Yell at stepdad for yelling about the pool
Get in fight with stepdad over storms
Get in fight with stepdad over weather
Get in fight with stepdad over the garbage
Get in fight with mom over fighting with stepdad
Go to library to reorganize party
FREAK OUT!
And blog about it.
HOLY SHIT I AM FREAKING OUT ABOUT MY PARTY TOMORROW!
Section nobody will want to read: WHAT IF it storms so badly that we have to stay inside the whole time and people get bored then I have absolutely no idea what to do so they start leaving. What happens when we cant go out and play manhunt because of the storm. Or what if we can, but half of the people dont want to go play because of the storm or getting dirty or oh my god I am fucking screwed and I have no idea what the shit to do.
SOMEBODY HELP ME! PARANOIA!
Monday
Blog 139, August 17 2009, Um... Awkward...
Yeah, I have stumbled upon this video...
Well, how about this brings us to a topic, cause I would say that it does...
AWKWARD MOMENTS!
I love the College Humor show, but its so old I kind of wonder if they are even in college anymore... O.o
Oh yeah, so awkward moments, they truly fill the world with amazingness and craziness.
For example: Walking in on your parents watching porn.
Saying you just got your period as a crowded room goes quiet.
Insulting your mother by text and accidentally sending it to her (personal experience :()
Well, my solutions to awkward moments:
Randomly saying dramatically: "So there I was, naked in the amazon..."
I personally like to say "Did you know awkward moments are signs that everybody in the room is horny?"
Rip off all clothing and do the tango with a wall (only for advanced awkward moment breakers)
So yeah... I love Joan Rivers, she is so harsh and grating and old and ugly that you have no choice but to hate her, unless that is, that she saved you and your fourty two kittens from your burning down barn...
But she has never done that to me...
Therefore I love her.
And here is the video explosion of the week with commentary brought to you by my friends 42 kittens:
10 seconds: Lets start the pictures already...
15 seconds: Please
21 seconds: That cat has nice eyes ;)
24 seconds: Now that is one angry woody
28 seconds: I wish I were that bike...
32 seconds: Is that my kindergarten class?
36: Did I not just see that?
40: I guess more then the passengers were tipsy...
44: Endangered species, a sign, and a crotch shot... hmmm...
48: Did we all miss something?
52: But who is behind those men??? Me.
56: I think the guy on the right is laughing...
60: Does anybody ever wonder how stuff like that happens?
1:03- Does that make me not a man?
1:05- Ok, that plane is definitely out of place
1:09- I dont get it...
1:14- I should try that do...
1:17- We dont drink and cry because bottle caps will be shoved in our eyes... odd
1:21- WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM AND WHY DO THESE PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH?!
1:24- How about that shirt has two girls and is in Canada?
1:28- Wait... is his thigh bleeding?
And this is where I end and give up because it takes to much time and my fingers are exhausted.
Nevermind, no they arent...
Saturday
Blog 138, August 15 2009 Movies of Late
Lately, I have been at the movies more and more often, by that, I mean, just this summer.
I have actually become closer to movies then I was before and as impossible as I thought that would be, it has happened.
For example, I have seen a huge variety of movies all the way from Marley and Me to My Bloody Valentine, and even Bride Wars.
Almost all of which have taken the favorite for their genre, except for Bride Wars, which was just a really good, cute-ish movie. But my favorite movie lately was definitely Marley and Me because I was really able to connect with all of the characters (minus the multiple children and marriage and being in a relationship with a woman and them being in their 40's) To shorten that, I only relate to the relationship with the dog which I think was one of the most cinematic successes in a long time.
Wow, that was very movie critic like...
But yeah, so many movies lately, and so many more good ones coming out.
Yeah, well, did y'all know that they say that there are some good movies coming out?
Coming out...
Hehe...
Kind of like, OH MY GOD! Has anybody heard of the Naked Brothers Band?!
I forgot that they have a song called "Coming Out" All I remember are some of the lyrics, being: "IM COMING OUT, IM OUT IM OUT! Cause I'm out"t
The ironic part is that the lead singer is a 14 year old who wears tight pants and skinny T's, who has a girlfriend, and a younger brother, who isnt in the band... but is gay.
Odd...
I have actually become closer to movies then I was before and as impossible as I thought that would be, it has happened.
For example, I have seen a huge variety of movies all the way from Marley and Me to My Bloody Valentine, and even Bride Wars.
Almost all of which have taken the favorite for their genre, except for Bride Wars, which was just a really good, cute-ish movie. But my favorite movie lately was definitely Marley and Me because I was really able to connect with all of the characters (minus the multiple children and marriage and being in a relationship with a woman and them being in their 40's) To shorten that, I only relate to the relationship with the dog which I think was one of the most cinematic successes in a long time.
Wow, that was very movie critic like...
But yeah, so many movies lately, and so many more good ones coming out.
Yeah, well, did y'all know that they say that there are some good movies coming out?
Coming out...
Hehe...
Kind of like, OH MY GOD! Has anybody heard of the Naked Brothers Band?!
I forgot that they have a song called "Coming Out" All I remember are some of the lyrics, being: "IM COMING OUT, IM OUT IM OUT! Cause I'm out"t
The ironic part is that the lead singer is a 14 year old who wears tight pants and skinny T's, who has a girlfriend, and a younger brother, who isnt in the band... but is gay.
Odd...
Blog 137, August 15 2009 They... WHO?!
Ok, I have been wanting to talk about this topic for so long now, but everytime I get on a computer, I completely forget to type about it.
Hot asian guy just walked by
AH! ONE OTHER RANDOM THING! BRENT EVERETT LOVES THE SONG I GOTTA FEELIN! Sweeeeeeet.
Ok, back to the main topic... They.
They...
WHO?!
Ok, so I was sitting on my porch a little while ago with my sister and her two friends. They were talking about babies.
All of a sudden, my sister, April, said "They say that tanning oil actually ruins a tan..."
I just sat there and stared at her blankly.
She noticed my open mouthed gaze but didnt bother to say anything.
Then a little while later, one of them said yet again: "they say that"
Ok, now lets do some sentence breakdown: "They" WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
Even I have done that so many times and I dont even know who I am talking about when I say it. So therefore I have come up with a list of possibilities for who "they" are:
Scientists
Magazines
Preppy Girls
Pilots
My Dog
Me
So far thats all I got...
But you never know, "They" could even be a persons split personalities or even their menopausal mothers...
But yeah, so I end my topic of the day with this quote:
"My dog took a trip to transylvania and came back as my mom"
That made no sense at all...
Hot asian guy just walked by
AH! ONE OTHER RANDOM THING! BRENT EVERETT LOVES THE SONG I GOTTA FEELIN! Sweeeeeeet.
Ok, back to the main topic... They.
They...
WHO?!
Ok, so I was sitting on my porch a little while ago with my sister and her two friends. They were talking about babies.
All of a sudden, my sister, April, said "They say that tanning oil actually ruins a tan..."
I just sat there and stared at her blankly.
She noticed my open mouthed gaze but didnt bother to say anything.
Then a little while later, one of them said yet again: "they say that"
Ok, now lets do some sentence breakdown: "They" WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!
Even I have done that so many times and I dont even know who I am talking about when I say it. So therefore I have come up with a list of possibilities for who "they" are:
Scientists
Magazines
Preppy Girls
Pilots
My Dog
Me
So far thats all I got...
But you never know, "They" could even be a persons split personalities or even their menopausal mothers...
But yeah, so I end my topic of the day with this quote:
"My dog took a trip to transylvania and came back as my mom"
That made no sense at all...
Wednesday
Blog 136, August 12 2009 Tag Away
I dont know if anybody has even noticed, but I havent actually tagged any of my blogs. So apparently, if I do so, then that will lead to the blog being found on the web. OOOOOOOHHHHH
Tuesday
Blog 135, August 11 2009
Holy snap, I just realized that licking a slug can give you a toad penis...
...
Four letter words just to get me alone...
I love that song, actually, I pretty much love every single British song that there is in the world... especially the ones with hot guys in the background.
Well, here's a music video with hot guys pretty much every five seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrKLUlh-To
Well that sucks, I cant even embed that video...
balls.
Well, I like that she uses the word "fantastical" in the song :D:D
Ok, bored.
Jill, entertain me
I just heard the fist thing?
(Awkward smile)
(giggle)
stop
(lean back then forward again)
(louder laugh)
(trying to hold back laugh)
I could do so many things right now that you would type
(Left eyebrow raises)
(Falls backwards)
(Nods head)
(turns away)
I...i... kuh
(sets head down while laughing)
I really want to do something but then you would type it, be like... um...
(fails biting attempt)
(attempts to touch keyboard)
(no)
I cant do it
(Parts hair to the right)
Your socks annoy me so much
Can you please just like cut your socks
Oh my god, cummon, please
No
(Laugh)
(fail)
(snort)
I need like a wall outlet
My phones about to die because of you
(Staring pointlessly)
Why are you so tan?
Im about to do the Meghan thing with the hands.
Ow my pinky
I really just want to poke you
...
Four letter words just to get me alone...
I love that song, actually, I pretty much love every single British song that there is in the world... especially the ones with hot guys in the background.
Well, here's a music video with hot guys pretty much every five seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrKLUlh-To
Well that sucks, I cant even embed that video...
balls.
Well, I like that she uses the word "fantastical" in the song :D:D
Ok, bored.
Jill, entertain me
I just heard the fist thing?
(Awkward smile)
(giggle)
stop
(lean back then forward again)
(louder laugh)
(trying to hold back laugh)
I could do so many things right now that you would type
(Left eyebrow raises)
(Falls backwards)
(Nods head)
(turns away)
I...i... kuh
(sets head down while laughing)
I really want to do something but then you would type it, be like... um...
(fails biting attempt)
(attempts to touch keyboard)
(no)
I cant do it
(Parts hair to the right)
Your socks annoy me so much
Can you please just like cut your socks
Oh my god, cummon, please
No
(Laugh)
(fail)
(snort)
I need like a wall outlet
My phones about to die because of you
(Staring pointlessly)
Why are you so tan?
Im about to do the Meghan thing with the hands.
Ow my pinky
I really just want to poke you
Thursday
Blog 134, August 6 2009 It IS a Problem
Ok, have you ever seen something in life that disturbed you in such a way that you know it will help the world tremendously?
Welcome to The Cove
Thats fucked up right? Its a complete documentary, no acting or anything, and it looks like something right out of a tragedy, but I hope that its good. Its already out in select theaters, I just cant find any near myself. DAMN!
Also, here is another movie preview that is gonna be (hopefully) amazing
Jennifer's Body
I guess its like a vampire flick or something like that...
Oh yeah, has anybody noticed that Megan Fox's face looks a little bit different then it does in Transformers?
Well... thats because for both of the Transformers movies, her entire body was digitally animated in every single scene of the film to make her look "hotter"... well, that's not a smack in the face to her at all...
If you know of any movies coming out that you think might be good, give a comment, Please!
These are the movies I know of:
The Perfect Getaway
Whiteout
Halloween 2
Jennifer's Body
Couple's Retreat
Inglorious Basterds
Stepfather
2012
Taking Woodstock
The Final Destination
The Time Traveler's Wife
Kick-Ass
I bolded The Stepfather, because it has the guy from Nip/Tuck in it, and I love him, and he does great sex scenes... but yeah, the movie looks amazing!
Here's the trailer, and below it is one of his sex scenes, dont worry, it isnt all that bad :D:D
Now sex scene :D:D:D:D:D
L o l
Welcome to The Cove
Thats fucked up right? Its a complete documentary, no acting or anything, and it looks like something right out of a tragedy, but I hope that its good. Its already out in select theaters, I just cant find any near myself. DAMN!
Also, here is another movie preview that is gonna be (hopefully) amazing
Jennifer's Body
I guess its like a vampire flick or something like that...
Oh yeah, has anybody noticed that Megan Fox's face looks a little bit different then it does in Transformers?
Well... thats because for both of the Transformers movies, her entire body was digitally animated in every single scene of the film to make her look "hotter"... well, that's not a smack in the face to her at all...
If you know of any movies coming out that you think might be good, give a comment, Please!
These are the movies I know of:
The Perfect Getaway
Whiteout
Halloween 2
Jennifer's Body
Couple's Retreat
Inglorious Basterds
Stepfather
2012
Taking Woodstock
The Final Destination
The Time Traveler's Wife
Kick-Ass
I bolded The Stepfather, because it has the guy from Nip/Tuck in it, and I love him, and he does great sex scenes... but yeah, the movie looks amazing!
Here's the trailer, and below it is one of his sex scenes, dont worry, it isnt all that bad :D:D
Now sex scene :D:D:D:D:D
L o l
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