Friday

Blog 127, June 19 2009 One of Those Blogs None of You Like

I dont know why, but I'm just in one of those moods where I kind of just want to go home and crawl up into a ball in the corner of my room. Its a weird feeling. I think that its just knowing that yet again, the guy I like is definitely:
1. Not liking me
2. Wouldnt give me 1/8 his attention
Worst part of this one is, he's gay

Blog 126, June 19 2009 Now its the Global Regents

As every other day of this stupid week, I find myself chilling at the school, just kind of waiting for my regents. Except today I am much more tired and feel like I am going to kill over any second now.
I stayed up until 1 in the morning last night finding my phone and playing pokemon with the classic link cable that I just found. SWEETNESS! I'm really not in the mood to be doing a regents when I could be home playing a childrens game that is loved by all ages.
I hate to admit it, but I am kind of excited for the new games coming out.
Also, 2 MORE GAY GUYS GAVE ME THEIR PHONE NUMBERS LAST NIGHT!
It was just a good night... yeah
And I was told about the announcement of School of Rock 2, though I dont know if my friend meant that it was announced, or just proposed. Well either way, I think that it MIGHT be a pretty good movie depending on the cast.
That movie was definitely made by the cast that it had.
So yeah, those video's yesterday, AH! PERFECT! HELLEN KELLER! SANTA CLAUS! MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY!
Speaking of which, I had a dream that my friend was walking down the road with two of his other guy friends, and he randomly said "OH DAMN! HOT! 10 OUT OF 10!" I started jumping up and down and was saying "I KNEW HE WAS GAY! YES YES YES!" But I didnt talk to him at all or anything so its not like any of that stuff mattered anyways... (frowny frowny(stops and thinks(smiles(doses off(falls out of chair(twitches))))))(Brent Everett)
Yup
Yum
Yam
YAY!
Ok, now I am yet again at a loss for words due to the fact that a random dude from the blue man group just came up and screamed something about a cat while rubbing his nipples, then he just kinda... ran away...

Look, its a squid from the best mini-series ever. Can you guess what show this image is from? Can yah? Canya? Kenya
The show isnt Kenya, but that is where all the fast people are from.
We have to write two essays on this exam. If my mom wouldnt yell at me, I would just go off and skip this thing right now. Ughness, so not in the mood.
Ok, well I got to go take it, peace
Take it...(lol)

Thursday

Blog 125, June 18 2009 Told You I Would Beat You


Yeah, this blog probably makes no sense to anybody who hasnt read blog 24 and the MULTIPLE comments that are below it, so yeah. But this song is freaking hi-sterical. I can put up some other ones, cause from the two that I have listened to, this kid is one of the funniest youtubers out there. Yeah. GIGGLE
Yeah, here's the second one... he got his first pube...

Yeah, he's got a good voice and can play some instruments really good. Like this one, where he's playing the piano, SO GOOD

Other then the piano, guess why I like that song...
Keep guessing...
LMFAO! THE DOOR IS LOCKED!
FLAWLESS.

Blog 124, June 18 2009 Giddy Times

Summer's here, I am sitting in the computer lab with my biffle typing on our blogs, and we are listening to Jason Mraz and it just dont get any better then this.
I dont know why, but I cant help but smile :D
I still havent figured out the whole issue with summer camp, or my phone, but whatever, yeah.
Music helps
If only I could sing along to the songs, but unfortunately we are in the library, and we would just get stared at like we are retards attempting to do the macarena... yeah, its an interesting sight...
Along with porn,
Porn is an interesting site also.
yum, but not in a library... when you're there its more or less a creepy sight.
Like retards doing the macarena,
See, it all connects.
Like Maceroni and Cheese
OH! NOW WE ARE LISTENING TO POKER FACE! IM DOING THE JILLIAN
And after he's been hooked up play the one thats on his heart...
WOAWOAWOAWOAWOA!
Ok, I'm bored again...
What should I talk about... ughness...
men... boobs.... organ...donations.... SPLEEN!
I want to work in a spleen department... along with one of my friends older brothers...
John... hehe
Hmmm... I dont know what snog to listen to next...
SCIENCE regents in 4 hours, yay
YAY!
Its gonna be easy, then I'm gonna walk over to the library and be bored there until about 5:30 or 6. Due to the fact that I dont have my phone, I cant call my friends and be all like: WHERE YOU AT!?
Well that mood changed pretty fast... now its Day N' Night
Yeah, this is a weird song...
I try and run but see I'm not that fast.
Yeah, quoted! QUOTED!
Still bored, I think that my brain is going to melt for the four more hours that I am stuck in this computer lab. With half of my websites blocked. GRNESS

Did you notice that that's all in bold? (Arrow up)
Yup, mhmmmm

Wednesday

Blog 123, June 17 2009 I Don't Know What Day I am Going to Publish This on

Yeah, if this is published tomorrow, or the 20th or the next month or next year. I really dont know.
There really isnt anything all that big in this blog, but I published a huge blog today that I want people to read and I dont want to have two good blogs in one day becuase I think that most of my readers just read the newest blog, do the poll, then exit out of it. But I dont know. So yeah, I am just really in the mood to be typing today because I have to wait until 2 for my friends to get out of their regents.
BORING AS CRAP
Why do they get so long to do that freaking regents anyways? I think that the Earth Science regents is by far the easiest topic we take in school next to Geometry (which the regents for that was pathetically easy. Yeah. PATHETICALLY
Ok, so yeah. Mhmm. Yup. No doubt.
Ok, the word defenestrate.
Do you know what that means? o. o
O.O
O.o
Well, dont look it up online, because I got the meaning right here.
It means: to throw out a window
Yeah, I have never been defenestrated in my life. Unfortunately. Its always been a dream of mine.
Ok, final decision, this is going to be a draft.
I dont know if I ever will publish this blog, I probably will, but whatever.
Yeah.
So bored.
WHY DO THE REGENTS TAKE SO LONG?!

Blog 122, June 17 2009 It's Gonna be a Good Night


I am not entirely sure how many of you have heard this song, but it has darted up onto my favorites list, no doubt at all. It is so uplifting, but at the same time, an amazing dance/party song.
Something about the first verse, where its just "tonights gonna be a good night" repeating, always makes me smile and look forward towards the rest of my day. Then the beat sets in and I just tap my foot to it and bob my head to it. AH! ITS JUST THE PERFECT SONG!

Now, decision times part 2. This summer, I have three weeks of Scully, which is my absolute favorite place to go in my life and it's the only place that I TRULY feel at home, but this year, my stepdad planned my moms surprise birthday party in Maine on the last day of my first week of Scully, leading into the first day of the second week.
Side 1: I am a LIT(leader in training) so I will be missing 1 good bye ceremony for my FIRST week and the second week, I wont be there to help all of the campers settle into their cabins and get to know them through the first impressions stuff. FML!
Side 2: It's my mothers... 50TH FUCKING PARTY! If I miss it, I dont know what the fuck she would think and I would live with the guilty conscience.
UGHNESSSSSS
Though for some reason the stress isnt digging deep into me yet because I am listening to the song over and over again.
This would be the sort of time where I go up to my mom and say "can you please explain to your husband that this is the most important thing of my entire year and I cant screw it up, please reschedule." But unfortunately its a freaking surprise.
I would do it myself, but I already tried and he said: well nobody's leaving on Saturday so you have to choose a cheap-ass camp or your mother.
Thanks douchebag.
UGHNESSSSSS(again)
Hm.... I got a feeling, that tonights gonna be a good night.

Ok, I just did something that I would never imagine myself doing, and I dont know why, I HATE JEFFREE STAR!
I listened to his version of Boom Boom Pow(also by the Black Eyed Peas)
It was really creepy and... um... gay... but I enjoyed it. Unfortunately.
AH THE SONG IS OVER, hold on, I am going to go restart it.

Ok, restarted. Stress melts away again.
So yeah, I just found out that Jason Mraz has a new song out too, so after this one ends, I'm gonna look for that one and maybe blog it up.
Hm... is there anything to talk about?
Oh! Ok, so I have been talking to this kid named Matt that I met on Aim a couple weeks ago. He's 18, kind of a dork, but cute and has a really funny personality. Not the sort of person I would want to date, but its really cool talking to him.
Ok, so yeah. We had a conversation about our religous preferences, and he said something to me that nobody has ever said:
"Why would you want to believe that there is nothing after death? Thats just depressing..."
That was the only religion arguement phrase thingy that acutally got into my head, but I had something back to say:
"I feel like I am perfectly happy with the 72+ years of life that I will live in my life. Thats enough for my to be happy and have my life story reach its conclusion."
Yeah, this entire convo is still posted up on my third blog... which is kind of all secret AIM convo's and such, but yeah.
That was my most enrapturing religous debate that I have participated in. SONG OVER. I'm gonna go look for Jason Mraz's new song.

OH MY GOD!
I think that I am going to fall over in a broken music heart.
This song is amazing too.

It is featuring Colbie Caillat.
Reasons to love this song:
1. Their voices are perfectly matched
2. The rounds
3. The harmony
4. The chemistry between the two
5. It's Colbie Caillat's comback
6. It's got a great melody
7. Love the message
Phew, long blog today. I have a lot of stuff to talk about, yeah. Lol.

Ok, well since I have so much to say, here is the Male sexy guy of the day.
Ok, the picture isnt exactly working right now... um...
Here... um watch this monkey dance
to the left to the left to the left to the left now kick now kick now kick now kick
Ok, here yah go, got it!

I dont really have the effort to find sexy girl of the day today. Plus, I have to leave in about a minute to go meet my friends at the school. So yeah, I am bored and bored and out of energy and this guy is really hot with the perfect skin tone and I think that his shorts are a little bit too short because of how masculine he looks in the photo, but I have no complaint about short and revealing clothes on a man. Sorry world...
Yeah, okay, it hasnt been a minute yet but I think that I have to go anyway. If you are still reading, damn.
Peace!
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Blog 121, June 17 2009

Ok, so yeah. Officially lost my phone, have $48, and am stuck at the library from 11 to 5 with no ride and no way to call for a friend to give me a ride. Great. fml

Tuesday

Blog 120, June 16 2009 Right Before my Freaking Math Regents

I think that I have to go... take the damn test. Sorry, short blog

Monday

Blog 119, June 15 2009 Where Have I Been?!?!

Yeah, I left school at the end of fourth period. Sorry if I was hidden beneath the water while swimming and getting my girl pants soaking wet in a culvert. So yeah.
Ok, so I found the Next to Normal soundtrack on youtube after these long months of EFFING SEARCHING FOREVER! Can I touch you?
ITS A LYRIC! Yeah, I'm not asking you, unless this is Jill reading.
I am, I am, I am, a mexi-can. Tcheah. So yeah... naked models rubbing you.
...
Jill...
?
What are you doing?
Why the hell do you need to type?
So what...
Maybe I dont want any other sides of this one way conversation.
LOOK AT ME!
Dont just laugh
I see right through your transparent face.
STOP LAUGHING AND DO SOMETHING!
I will not wait.
I am ready right not.
(are you enjoying this one sided conversation? I wont let her type, lol)
HELLO?!
JILLIAN!
LOOK AT ME, GET AWAY FROM THAT FUCKING PHONE!
stop hiding the messages from me.
Jillian...
Skank.
Ho.
Rob
I cant pay attention to you Eleah!
Only jillian exists right now, I am sorry.
JILLIAN!
Ha, you got your phone taken away.
giggle giggle
BANNED
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Well find something to say
I dont know whose thing it is
YELLOW!
I am still wet
And NO
Ok, fine
Yes
Why is this so funny?
WELL I DONT KNOW EITHER!
You cant perform under pressure can you?
Of course, got it now.
Baby

Blog 118, June 15 2009 Last Web Page Design

I just started to notice that with the whole title and picture things, my blog has started to look like somebody elses... with less complaining and better spelling. Sorry...
So yeah, it is my last day in Web Page Design and I am already ready to leave this class. Its so freaking boring.
I was just chillaxin on facebook which the school unblocked... I dont know why, but I am perfectly happy with them doing that.
they still havent unlocked MySpace. ITS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT! I AM OBSESSED! HELP.
Call 1-800-fuck-***
Oh, the word fuck was supposed to be censored. Whatever, I dont feel like pressing the backspace button. So yeah, well in case people of the world have not noticed, one of my friends changed my blog just a little bit for me a couple days ago. So now its wider and I can fit bigger picture on it, and my blogs wont be long, but wide (INUENDO!)
Ok, so yeah, I am a very bored person, naturally, so I went ahead and got this picture off of the line:

Yeah, I really am trying to figure out how the hell they did the eye. I think that its hollow, wow, trippy... TRIPPY! TRIPPY!

Friday

Blog 117, June 12 2009 Hobo's From Lovers


Ok, so I barely have any time to type anything right now, but I do feel like blogging for some reason. Oh yeah, are you enjoying this picture? Isnt it amazing and attractive. Isnt it something that would remind you of somebody's future. The sort of person that is co-dependant. The sort of person who only focuses on LOVE in high school, and not high school and the actions of being in high school. LIKE! Making out with random sluts at A-Prom, or going to the mall judging the sexiness of people, or even hanging out with friends without your "lover" hanging over your arm. LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!
Ok, I believe that I dont know anything else to talk about except for the length of my penis which I will not post online. All I know is that Megan's penis is the size of 46 rulers. Yeah, yup. I even used a name. Mhmmmmm.
Love!

Blog 116, June 12 2009 Kind of out There Today

Relay for Life. Turns out I dont know even half of the stuff I knew about Relay for Life a couple years ago. It must have changed so much, hmm. Yeah, probably for the better though, I am really excited to go to it and see how much is different from the last one that I went to when there was absolutely nothing planned so we just left at 9PM. Yeah, another mildly early night last night. Only 10.
I've kind of faded energy-wise today, I think that its a crash from over-dosing on coffee. Yeah...
OH! I FOUND OUT TWO THINGS TODAY!
1. E(not using names anymore) fails at running away
2. When you save things onto Wordle.com under a certain account name, you can click the name and see all of the past Wordles that you have created.
I also found out that it isnt blocked at our school because apparantly some teachers and faculty actually use it as a teaching tool. Weird, but I have no complaints. My fried M made me a really awkward Wordle with a collage of sex noises and sex toys. Best gift ever.

What the hell is wrong with YouTube lately. I dont know how it is when you are reading this, but a 3:22 PM it:
First: Didnt exist
Second: Existed but froze
Third: Unfroze then glitched and sent me to a blank web page
Fourth: I just got back on and it says: 502 Servor Error
Fifth: It just closed itself...
Ok, so YouTube is off my to do list.
Now the only things that are left are: Brad Pitt (from fight club), and some random guy with a six pack on MySpace in Australia (who I have yet to find and make friends with)
Ok, and maybe a couple other things/people on my to do list, but those are the top two.

Yeah, well I guess that I will update you on...
CONDOM ALERTS!
Ok, so in Britain, boys who take a safe sex course will get a condom "credit card." With those cards, they may walk around to any store and get up to three condoms a day, for free! Just for attending an hour long safe sex course, now as a future AVID(vocab word!) condom collector, I must say that the policy like that should be put forth into the US. Because then by the end of one month, I'd have about 90 condoms (plus or minus) and at the end of a leap year, I would have 1098 condoms. Oh yeah. And after ten years, I would have collected a total of 10,980 condoms. But unfortunately by that time, the first five years worth would be spoiled, and I probably would have used a years worth too. awwww, plan canceled :(

Yeah, thats depressing...
Ok, I am done for now, peaces :D

Thursday

Blog 115, June 11 2009 The Adventures of a Condom

Ok, so yeah, I might have already shown this video to about, half of my readers, but I feel that it is necesarry to put it on my blog because it is one of the funniest literal music video's that I have ever seen in my life. EVER! So yeah

Ok, as an explanation to that... it is my friends cousins girlfriend who is singing the main part. She's actually really good :D
Yeah...
I really have absolutely no idea what to talk about today... um...
I put my blog on MySpace so I dont know if I am going to use names anymore (again). Like when I am talking about guys I find sexy, I think that I might just avert using those names in case my blog slips out to them... uh oh that would be bad.
And I'm still kinda hoping that my sister hasnt read my blog yet. I dont really know how comfortable she would be knowing that there is a dildo and about 15 condoms in my bag.
SPEAKING OF CONDOMS!
Uh-huh, thats right, shirts/dresses made completely of condoms sewed and glued together. It is one of the craziest trends that I have ever seen, which really makes me want to try and make an outfit like that. Some of the patterns are just bountiful. Here's some more pics. CRAZY!

I absolutely love the one furthest to the right and the one second to the left. The one all the way to the right has a beautiful solid black, and the one second to left is so colorful and random, it just touches the border of too much, but still stays pretty cool.
Yeah, here is ONE more of condom dresses that I really like:

This one takes the title of my ABSOLUTE favorite. I give it a 9/10. I adore the use of the condoms being open and some still wrapped up. I feel like these outfits are:
1. Really beautiful
2. Send a good message out for safe sex
Ok, fine, I am a little bit of a sucker for safe sex, but all I know is that the modern world has nearly made me afraid of having sex (not like that is going to stop me) but yeah. I just kind of hope that my last words will be "shouldnt have done this" rather then "shouldnt have done him"
Yeah...
I got to go for now. Peace

Wednesday

Blog 114, June 10 2009 Sorry About the Four Day Break

As always, the runner-up of American Idol, steals the stage from almost all of the other contestants. And this year, no offense, but thank god. I personally only liked about three contestants of the show this year. And that was Kris, Danny, and Adam(when he wasnt screaming like a drag queen on steroids(no offense)) I just didnt like his voice for some reason and truly dont understand why the judges loved it so much.
Even though I am very happy that Kris won, I really would have prefered Danny to win. Over my mom who wanted Anuk, or Anook, (I dont know how to spell his name) to win. I couldnt believe it. But then when he went home she started to like Adam better. So yeah...
Sorry Lambert fans, but its kind of funny because just like in the old seasons, the runner-ups become famous almost immediately, while the actual winners are stuck with their record deal. Maybe thats what always slows them down from doing their own thing. Hmmmm, pondering.

Ok, so yeah, I dont have a sexy guy of girl of the day yet today, but I think you will be able to notice when I do, due to the fact that you will see random pictures of sexy guys and sexy girls. Hm... yeah. I am very bored at the current moment. I made a MySpace a couple days ago and have been absolutely obsessed with it just because of the App's.
Yeah, the same apps are available on FaceBook but MySpace isnt as insanelly slow, and there are more gay people to meet.

Ok, finding more stuff to talk about... um... yeah.
Whats the best game to play with Hellen Keller?
...
Marco Polo

Whats wrong with Hellen Keller's face?
...
She tried eating with a fork

If Hellen Keller fell while she was alone in the woods, with nobody around to hear, would she make a sound?
...

What did Hellen Keller's room look like?
...
Its ok, she didnt know either.

Oh yeah.
Ok, I am running out of time and my mom is about to pick me up.
Here is the sexy guy and girl of the day.
Love the guys shirtlessness and the girls lengirie.
I cant spell

Peace

Saturday

Blog 113, June 6 2009 Watchin' Sweeney Todd

Wow, Sarah has a good voice.
Oh, yeah, I have absolutely nothing really exciting and crazy to talk about. Well, except seeing 4 movies in the past 3 weeks and telling everybody that drives on 9and20 that the place across from McDonalds has the Best Ass Ever. Yeah, PAUL DOESNT WALK!
So yeah, I just took a bubble bath in a spa with three girls. We shaved our legs together and put bubbles all over each other. It was entertaining. And apparently they have their cats drink water out of a champagne glass in it.
MEOW!
hm... um, maybe if I give you a lovely picture. Ok, its definitely time for sexiest guy and girl of the day.

Yes, Brent Everett. AHHHHH!
Ok, um... sexy

So yeah, I absolutely love her piercings. WOOT!
Ok, so yeah, random sidetrack, I cant figure out if I like it when people get snake bites or not. On some people, it looks so friggin amazing, but on others it just looks so out of place. Ugh.

Ok, so yeah, I know that most of my friends absolutely hate this song, but I really do like it. Especially because it is one of the first songs actually written BY Miley Cyrus without the help of her father. Yeah, and the message is just really OUT THERE and easy to pick up. Due to the fact that my brain wouldn't pick up on a hint if it was a message in a bottle saying the perfect latitude and longtitude counting name and phone number. Therefore, I like songs that just give out an easy to read theme.

So yeah, I love that music video. I cant remember who the director of it was, but he is one of the most skillful and talented music video directors9
I love Brent Everett. (DROOLS(onto Sarah(Sarah flips(Punches me(I go unconscious(Drool on Megan)))))) (learn lesson)

Wednesday

Blog 112, June 3 2009 Got the Sexiest of the Day Pic

Ok, so I have the picture for the sexiest guy/guys and girl. Here goes.

Yes, from Repo! The Genetic Opera. I know that pretty much everybody is starting to obsess about this one, but this one is actually good compared to Doctor Horrible. I think that I like this one more because I was able to be some of the first to watch it before having the music shoved down my throat before I knew what it was about (LIKE DOCTOR HORRIBLE!)
In other news, Neil Patrick Harris is a random hitchhiker when he isnt on camera. He also runs around getting high with black and mexican people looking for "Hot chicks". Yeah...

Well, back to the picture. DAMN THOSE GUYS ARE SEXY! And I love Paris Hiltons outfit. Even though it is (of course) slutty as can be, I think its actually a really nice outfit. And kind of kinky. ;)
Didnt I?
Ok, so apparantly the "new" band going around is Hey Monday. I think that they are basically a more "in" version of Paramore, with WAYYY more singing talent. I really like them though, because the lead singer is a girl, and everybody else in the band is a guy.
I think that its awesome, its like they are almost under her control. Female domination. Nice.
Here ya go:

I freaking love them! Even though I have only heard about fifteen seconds of their one song, I freaking loved the sound of it... yeah...
Um. Hmmmm. I think that the guy on the far right is SOOOOOOOO freaking sexy. Also, the lead singers outfit is so amazing. I love the colors :D
Okay, anything else to talk about... um... no... YES!
The GSA should be taking under new control by the next year. No offense to our current president, but we should be allowed to hold elections, because as Nestler said, she has a couple back-ups right? So whats holding the elections back? Hmmm... just wondering.
Also, we really do need a definite from the advisor as soon as possible, so please, if you have an opinion on this, please speak up so we can have something done as soon as possible.
Yeah, ok, now I am actually listening to a song by Hey Monday. Homecoming. Its my friend TJ's favorite. Kristens favorite is Candle. Emily loves Josey. I have only listened to Homecoming so far, I think that I am going to buy the CD though. Tchea.

Ok... hmmm. how about a random picture

You dont want to know how I found that.
Google gots some weird things.
Ok... I am just having this growing feeling of pure boredom inside myself. Maybe I should try have some kids... no, I need a steady hormone level for that.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR CHAMBERS NEXT YEAR
but what is my voice changes
FUCK THE WORLD -_-
Touch me there big boy -_0

See... mood swings.
I guess that the only expla"SQUIRREL"


nation for that is that I am a very odd, but normal teenager.
I should really stop going to see rated G movies, they soon become my life.
Yeah, and cheapo horror movies. They are my life. Forever. Yay. Not really.
I am kind of in the mood for grilled chicken. MMMMMMM.
Damn cravings.
!SEXY ALERT!SEXY ALERT!
I wish he kept his mohawk...

Blog 111, June 3 2009 Eight More Days of School

Ok, I am barely going to post anything today. Sorry. Just going to say that I am super excited for A-Prom and to hang out with Tyler more.
Tcheah!
Ok, I will post later, sorry.