Hello.
Um... If I had anything to say I would be speaking about it about now but unfortunately I got nothing so I am just going to post this blog as it is. Nice and short. Very short. Like Tony Huletts penis.
And brain functions.
Thursday
Tuesday
Blog 70, March 24 2009 Video Day number 2
Lets see... I already did a compilation of fails... how about just an insanelly random day of random videos that I find myself distracting myself with. I apologize for the last video which many of you might find un-fun :D But certain people will enjoy it...
eeeeeee-ee-e-eee-eeee
Following will make you explode with Twix goodness:
And this is a compilation of songs that I find amazonian:
OK, nothing super special, and now for one of the inappropriate video's that I personally enjoy but only a small few of you others will enjoy:
Would you like to see another one?
YUMMY! THAT ONE BE MY FAVORITE~ sry to all those who not be enjoying this.
If you arent, then watch this very fun thing that isnt gay and/or pornographic
I lied, it is gay and pornographic...
Peace for now, my mood has changed from WOOOOOOOOOOT! To horny WOOOOOOOOOOOT!
eeeeeee-ee-e-eee-eeee
Following will make you explode with Twix goodness:
And this is a compilation of songs that I find amazonian:
OK, nothing super special, and now for one of the inappropriate video's that I personally enjoy but only a small few of you others will enjoy:
Would you like to see another one?
YUMMY! THAT ONE BE MY FAVORITE~ sry to all those who not be enjoying this.
If you arent, then watch this very fun thing that isnt gay and/or pornographic
I lied, it is gay and pornographic...
Peace for now, my mood has changed from WOOOOOOOOOOT! To horny WOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Monday
Blog 69, March 23 2009
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH how I have been waiting for this day to come. Yes, the magical number of the 69, just in time to tell you how my weekend went.
MY STORY: Friday night I am spending the night at Trevors house.
MEGANS STORY: She is spending the night at Jillians house as far as her parents know. Her parents are all gone for the night leaving her house completely empty.
JILLIANS STORY: Her parents dont know that Megans family is gone so she tells them she is spending the night at Megans house...
We will :D
So yeah, we all go over to Trevors for his movie night, then get a ride from one of our friends moms over to Megans house where I say that I have to wait there for my mom to pick me up with my bike as far as the driver knows...
My mother is not coming...
:D
So we gat dropped off at Megans and the mother WILL NOT LEAVE! So we pretty much disperse until she leaves.
We then throw Jillian through a window.
(I poke her in the vagina with a lamp)
She unlocks the door and we all go in the house. We get excited and decide to call AGP and invite him over so we do. We then go on Megans roof because she is a little bit too scared to do so alone. We lie on the mattress for about 5 hours. Megan and Jillian fall asleep multiple times. I dont. And I rub AGP's stomach (against my own will).
At 630 we all left the house and went over to AGP's house to get a blanket. Which we sat on... NOT UNDER! ON!
Then we walked to the East Greenbush Dinner and call Dan and tell him that we are outside his house. We werent. He called back to complain about not having clothes so we hung up on him. Then me and Jillian were given bouncy balls by some random dude.
Peace for now
MY STORY: Friday night I am spending the night at Trevors house.
MEGANS STORY: She is spending the night at Jillians house as far as her parents know. Her parents are all gone for the night leaving her house completely empty.
JILLIANS STORY: Her parents dont know that Megans family is gone so she tells them she is spending the night at Megans house...
We will :D
So yeah, we all go over to Trevors for his movie night, then get a ride from one of our friends moms over to Megans house where I say that I have to wait there for my mom to pick me up with my bike as far as the driver knows...
My mother is not coming...
:D
So we gat dropped off at Megans and the mother WILL NOT LEAVE! So we pretty much disperse until she leaves.
We then throw Jillian through a window.
(I poke her in the vagina with a lamp)
She unlocks the door and we all go in the house. We get excited and decide to call AGP and invite him over so we do. We then go on Megans roof because she is a little bit too scared to do so alone. We lie on the mattress for about 5 hours. Megan and Jillian fall asleep multiple times. I dont. And I rub AGP's stomach (against my own will).
At 630 we all left the house and went over to AGP's house to get a blanket. Which we sat on... NOT UNDER! ON!
Then we walked to the East Greenbush Dinner and call Dan and tell him that we are outside his house. We werent. He called back to complain about not having clothes so we hung up on him. Then me and Jillian were given bouncy balls by some random dude.
Peace for now
Thursday
Blog 68, March 19 2009
This is my comment to Ethan, just in case he does not feel like putting it up on his blog. (Thank you Shinichi-Kun for the idea)
In case you dont know, this is Geoff. Yeah, Ethan, you asked me if I would be upset if you liked Gio and I answered. Why would you flip shit on me? You asked me and I answered. Also, most of the people in the group are getting along with other people, but unfortunately, you seem to be trying to get everybody to hate you.
One final thing, you dont say things to peoples faces because even I have gossiped with you about other people and you havent talked to them, eventually I did.
So I am also trying to figue out why you called Dan jealous of me and then you all of a sudden liked the ONLY gay kid who has liked ME. It just seems like all of the people that I liked, at least one of my other friends have to start liking them, this would be why I only wanted to intoduce Gio to 3 of my friends. Not any of the guys. Sorry if this seems like I am flipping shit and yelling, but I am actually sitting here completely calm so dont even think that I am yelling or freaking out.
In case you dont know, this is Geoff. Yeah, Ethan, you asked me if I would be upset if you liked Gio and I answered. Why would you flip shit on me? You asked me and I answered. Also, most of the people in the group are getting along with other people, but unfortunately, you seem to be trying to get everybody to hate you.
One final thing, you dont say things to peoples faces because even I have gossiped with you about other people and you havent talked to them, eventually I did.
So I am also trying to figue out why you called Dan jealous of me and then you all of a sudden liked the ONLY gay kid who has liked ME. It just seems like all of the people that I liked, at least one of my other friends have to start liking them, this would be why I only wanted to intoduce Gio to 3 of my friends. Not any of the guys. Sorry if this seems like I am flipping shit and yelling, but I am actually sitting here completely calm so dont even think that I am yelling or freaking out.
Blog 67, March 19 2009
Boo yah. Jillian wants me to correct stuff in my life. I hope a hippo falls asleep in her bed(Not her sister). Oh yeah, and I personally thinks that she is going to grow up to marry a rhino.
She says yay...
Awkward///
I dont have anything to talk about so yeah. That is my blog for toe-day
She says yay...
Awkward///
I dont have anything to talk about so yeah. That is my blog for toe-day
Wednesday
Blog 66. March 18 2009
(Muahahaha. I have taken Geoff and thrown him into a endless pit of naked men with six-pecs. Therefore he will be gone for the next couple centuries. That is right. He wont be back until tomorrow.)
Im not gone.
(STFU)
no
(GO AWAY! THIS IS MY BLOG NOW!)
Um, sorry, I am the straightish gay god...
(Actually, you are just a rusty fingernail)
You crumpled piece of paper
(spider monkey)
Water monkey
(fire monkey)
Ape
(HORNY KOALA BEAR!)
...
(Rhino rapist)
...
(Baby-maker)
You like girls.
(...)
And not computers. You like boobs.
(!)
HA!
(-swallows arsenic-)
YET AGAIN! BECAUSE OF JILLIAN I AM VICTORIOUS.
not really. she didnt do, like, anything...
Topic 1: SPARTA!
I personally wish that I lived in Sparta in the times of the war. 97% of all Spartans were gay. Oh yeah. Imagine. THOUSANDS OF MEN SWEATY FROM BATTLE WITH SIX PACKS ALL GAY. Oh yeah. Boo yah.
(Meghan get away from my bulge)
So back on topic. GAH! HALF NAKED MEN FIGHTING IN SPANDEX. GAY. Ha, fuck you all you gay stereotypes. I wish that there were an entirely gay army that was gay and wore nothing but spandex and oil.
Oh, that was only in the movie... well I would have brought the oil anyways :D
Um...
MEGHAN! HANDS!
Yeah, I currently have2396103957613495781623904872130948621390847632908562315098326498237498237409218365901287346598123472190834721903847129834621907321783659023651290834729187401928374092384712908563945634879561 babies.
FINALLY!
(IM BACK!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meghan, hands
Im not gone.
(STFU)
no
(GO AWAY! THIS IS MY BLOG NOW!)
Um, sorry, I am the straightish gay god...
(Actually, you are just a rusty fingernail)
You crumpled piece of paper
(spider monkey)
Water monkey
(fire monkey)
Ape
(HORNY KOALA BEAR!)
...
(Rhino rapist)
...
(Baby-maker)
You like girls.
(...)
And not computers. You like boobs.
(!)
HA!
(-swallows arsenic-)
YET AGAIN! BECAUSE OF JILLIAN I AM VICTORIOUS.
not really. she didnt do, like, anything...
Topic 1: SPARTA!
I personally wish that I lived in Sparta in the times of the war. 97% of all Spartans were gay. Oh yeah. Imagine. THOUSANDS OF MEN SWEATY FROM BATTLE WITH SIX PACKS ALL GAY. Oh yeah. Boo yah.
(Meghan get away from my bulge)
So back on topic. GAH! HALF NAKED MEN FIGHTING IN SPANDEX. GAY. Ha, fuck you all you gay stereotypes. I wish that there were an entirely gay army that was gay and wore nothing but spandex and oil.
Oh, that was only in the movie... well I would have brought the oil anyways :D
Um...
MEGHAN! HANDS!
Yeah, I currently have2396103957613495781623904872130948621390847632908562315098326498237498237409218365901287346598123472190834721903847129834621907321783659023651290834729187401928374092384712908563945634879561 babies.
FINALLY!
(IM BACK!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meghan, hands
Blog 65, March 18 2009
If ever a time to be bored and throw tomatoes at children it is now. Not in a mean way though...like...throw tomatoes at...hungry children. Yeah, thats better, hungry children. (Who are allergic to tomatoes) Un-true. Dont listen to what is in the quotes.
(Your just jealous cause I am better then you)
BULLSHIT!
(Not really, waffle-eater)
WHAT?! YOU STUPID DOOR-HINGE!
(EMPTY CAN OF BEER!)
ANTI-MASTURBATER!
(Straight person)
O.O <.> GAH!
(Hobo)
That ones mine you stupid sheep.
(Hobofo)
That ones mine too you ugly keypad.
(WHAT!?)
Thats right, I just insulted you mother.
(-shoots self-)
Hah, I win.
Now that you have seen a successful fight between me and my computer-enemy, I shall pretend like I have something interesting to talk about. O! I got it.
I do not like the idea of aprom (a-prom) I dont know how to spell it. Well yeah, I just think that its a stupid idea because some (not all) gay people complain about segregation, when we are the ones setting ourselfs aside. I mean, fighting for the right to marry is different and its about a persons right, but somebodies right to not be harrassed is completely social.
Unfortunately, people wont get better about that stuff and the more segregated we act, the less people will like us. I feel that we can be gay without running around slapping straight guys with murses screaming "HOW DARE YOU!"
Yeah, that topic really only makes sense in my head, but I cant type it out the way that I am thinking it. Its way to complicated.
el oh el.
I was going to bored.com on the school computers, and they blocked it because the website was: "OBSCENE/TASTELESS"
Like water :D
Lets see, do I have anything else to talk about,
By the way, sorry for the dis on water, I love water.
...
(HAH IM BACK!)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Your just jealous cause I am better then you)
BULLSHIT!
(Not really, waffle-eater)
WHAT?! YOU STUPID DOOR-HINGE!
(EMPTY CAN OF BEER!)
ANTI-MASTURBATER!
(Straight person)
O.O <.> GAH!
(Hobo)
That ones mine you stupid sheep.
(Hobofo)
That ones mine too you ugly keypad.
(WHAT!?)
Thats right, I just insulted you mother.
(-shoots self-)
Hah, I win.
Now that you have seen a successful fight between me and my computer-enemy, I shall pretend like I have something interesting to talk about. O! I got it.
I do not like the idea of aprom (a-prom) I dont know how to spell it. Well yeah, I just think that its a stupid idea because some (not all) gay people complain about segregation, when we are the ones setting ourselfs aside. I mean, fighting for the right to marry is different and its about a persons right, but somebodies right to not be harrassed is completely social.
Unfortunately, people wont get better about that stuff and the more segregated we act, the less people will like us. I feel that we can be gay without running around slapping straight guys with murses screaming "HOW DARE YOU!"
Yeah, that topic really only makes sense in my head, but I cant type it out the way that I am thinking it. Its way to complicated.
el oh el.
I was going to bored.com on the school computers, and they blocked it because the website was: "OBSCENE/TASTELESS"
Like water :D
Lets see, do I have anything else to talk about,
By the way, sorry for the dis on water, I love water.
...
(HAH IM BACK!)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tuesday
Blog 64, March 17 2009
Lets do the time warp again.
I am going to take you on a trip through my birthday.
August 22, 1942: Brazil declares war on Germany, Japan and Italy
August 22, 1994: DNA testing links O. J. Simpson to murder of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman
August 22, 565AD:St. Columba reported seeing monster in Loch Ness
And that is a quick summary of my birthday. Quick summary of my life:
RANDOMATIC, SUPERSONIC, HYPNOTIC, FUNKY FRESH! WORK MY BODY, SO MELODIC!
And that is my life in one verse.
Oh, and for those of you who care, I played with a Ouija board a little while ago over at a friends house and it was amazing because apparantly, I am going to be pushed off a table and have a jelly bean thrown at me and my friend is going to be raped by William Shakespeare (who apparantly died by glue...).
I CANT WAIT FOR THAT STUFF TO COME TRUE!
Yeah... I am not a religous person... Me and the friend who is being followed by Shakespeare are wanting to use a wooden or a glass one to prove that all of it is bullshit.
I am an expiremental kind of guy ( ;) ), I dont believe anything unless it has been scientifically put to the test by non-believers. Example: Me and friend.
Oh yeah, and when we played, everybody was saying "I DIDNT MOVE IT!" >.< Please, like anybody there is that dumb. Everybody there moved it quite often becuase the Ouija board is a complete psychological thing and if you arent stable enough to handle it, and you get caught up in it, you are going to become a believer and until a stable inner core and belief is built up, the board just works off of your weakness.
The dumbest thing is that people acutally believe what the board said when all it is, is a manipulative game and there is no solid leader because everybody equally uses their fingertips to move the peice. If it were real spirits, the peice would move on its own and we wouldnt have to keep our hands on it while its moving.
De-bunk part 1 complete.
Um so yeah, I feel like doing a long blog and I dont know why and I am not even sure if I have enough time to just continue blabbing on so I am just going to continue blabbing on.
By the way, sorry about the last blog, just had a bad sunday night.
Oh so yeah. Here is the most disgusting thing in the world and ever since I found out about it, I have been rubbing my eyelashes in fear. On the edge of everybodies eyelashes, are little microscopic...SPIDERS. Yeah. Spiders. They sit on your eyelashes (millions of them) and eat all of the bacteria that should stay away from your eyes. So they protect you, but either way...ew...spiders on my eyes...not a thought that I like.
RANDOM FACT: The worlds talles lego tower is now 96.73 feet tall. It took four days to build and used more then 460,000 blocks...not something for me to buy.
Um... hmmm... something else to talk about... nope I got nothing at all in the world to talk about for the rest of the day except I have duct tape so nevermind I will be to excited to not talk so I guess I lied I am going to talk but not about anything except for the duct tape well nevermind again I just like talking so I guess I lied yet again and you should never believe anything I say ever again ever. yay.
JK
I am going to take you on a trip through my birthday.
August 22, 1942: Brazil declares war on Germany, Japan and Italy
August 22, 1994: DNA testing links O. J. Simpson to murder of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman
August 22, 565AD:St. Columba reported seeing monster in Loch Ness
And that is a quick summary of my birthday. Quick summary of my life:
RANDOMATIC, SUPERSONIC, HYPNOTIC, FUNKY FRESH! WORK MY BODY, SO MELODIC!
And that is my life in one verse.
Oh, and for those of you who care, I played with a Ouija board a little while ago over at a friends house and it was amazing because apparantly, I am going to be pushed off a table and have a jelly bean thrown at me and my friend is going to be raped by William Shakespeare (who apparantly died by glue...).
I CANT WAIT FOR THAT STUFF TO COME TRUE!
Yeah... I am not a religous person... Me and the friend who is being followed by Shakespeare are wanting to use a wooden or a glass one to prove that all of it is bullshit.
I am an expiremental kind of guy ( ;) ), I dont believe anything unless it has been scientifically put to the test by non-believers. Example: Me and friend.
Oh yeah, and when we played, everybody was saying "I DIDNT MOVE IT!" >.< Please, like anybody there is that dumb. Everybody there moved it quite often becuase the Ouija board is a complete psychological thing and if you arent stable enough to handle it, and you get caught up in it, you are going to become a believer and until a stable inner core and belief is built up, the board just works off of your weakness.
The dumbest thing is that people acutally believe what the board said when all it is, is a manipulative game and there is no solid leader because everybody equally uses their fingertips to move the peice. If it were real spirits, the peice would move on its own and we wouldnt have to keep our hands on it while its moving.
De-bunk part 1 complete.
Um so yeah, I feel like doing a long blog and I dont know why and I am not even sure if I have enough time to just continue blabbing on so I am just going to continue blabbing on.
By the way, sorry about the last blog, just had a bad sunday night.
Oh so yeah. Here is the most disgusting thing in the world and ever since I found out about it, I have been rubbing my eyelashes in fear. On the edge of everybodies eyelashes, are little microscopic...SPIDERS. Yeah. Spiders. They sit on your eyelashes (millions of them) and eat all of the bacteria that should stay away from your eyes. So they protect you, but either way...ew...spiders on my eyes...not a thought that I like.
RANDOM FACT: The worlds talles lego tower is now 96.73 feet tall. It took four days to build and used more then 460,000 blocks...not something for me to buy.
Um... hmmm... something else to talk about... nope I got nothing at all in the world to talk about for the rest of the day except I have duct tape so nevermind I will be to excited to not talk so I guess I lied I am going to talk but not about anything except for the duct tape well nevermind again I just like talking so I guess I lied yet again and you should never believe anything I say ever again ever. yay.
JK
Monday
Blog 63, March 16 2009
Heartbrake. Grrr. It get to yah.
So yeah, I dont really have any feeling of the day today, I actually feel nothing. Its weird... I feel let down (MAJORLY) or at least I should, but for some reason I dont have any actual feeling today.
I am literally just floating around in this disgusting body looking at the world around me, observing. But not learning.
I dont like nagging into this blog, but for some reason I just dont care today. Its just pointless. Everything I do today is just happening. I am saying shit, I am starting shit, I am just a fuck up today.
All because I am taking one thing and swirling it around in my head, mixing it with the dozens of other things that have gradually built up to fucking up my self-conscious and esteem. It all sucks just so much.
As normal, I dont have anything to talk about, except today, I dont want to find anything.
So yeah, I dont really have any feeling of the day today, I actually feel nothing. Its weird... I feel let down (MAJORLY) or at least I should, but for some reason I dont have any actual feeling today.
I am literally just floating around in this disgusting body looking at the world around me, observing. But not learning.
I dont like nagging into this blog, but for some reason I just dont care today. Its just pointless. Everything I do today is just happening. I am saying shit, I am starting shit, I am just a fuck up today.
All because I am taking one thing and swirling it around in my head, mixing it with the dozens of other things that have gradually built up to fucking up my self-conscious and esteem. It all sucks just so much.
As normal, I dont have anything to talk about, except today, I dont want to find anything.
Friday
Blog 62, March 13(Friday) 2009
Wow, I guess that my blog is all suckish lately. Therefore I shall explain why I have not been blogging like a psycho ex girlfriend stalks:
1. I have been blogging. Unfortunately, I lately found out that doing blogs in my school, dont get on to the actual internet because we are in a closed server. Therefore, blogs 62-75 are all gone and I am just going to have to type like crazy to get back to being close to one hundred.
2. I dont have a two, but I want to continue because numbers are very...
kinky.
3. Still dont have any other reasons.
4. GINGER PARENTS HAVE A 75-100% CHANCE OF HAVING GINGER BABIES! PROOF THAT GINGERS WILL OVERRUN PLANET EARTH. Conclusion: kill 92% of the gingers in the world. Only 92% though, I like the other 8%
10. Yes, I skipped 5-9
In another topic/thing/side note/distraction/baby I must say that if a random man walked up to me and took off all of his clothes and he was really hot, I would make a broom closet apear and lead him to it.
BOO TO THE YAH.
Um... yeah, I dont really think that people actually go on this blog anymore, its kind of deppressing, but whatever.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I SAW ANOTHER GAY MOVIE 1 AND 2. IT WAS ew.
I did not like it, except for all of the kinky sex that was going on. But I was watching it while messaging a female friend of mine on Aim and she was watching it at the same time as me so it was mildly awkward...
But I liked it.
oH YeAH. I remEMbEr wHaT I HAd tO saY.
Now I would recommend reading the following paragraph carefully due to the fact that I have chosen not to use the space bar.
Thereoncewasakingandaqueenwhoruledoverakingdomandhadababychild.Theywenttoafortunetellertopredicttheirbabie'sfuture.Hesaid"Hewillkillhisfatherandmarryhismother".Theparentsgetridoftheirchildoutoffearandleavethebabyinthewoodstodie.LOVELY.Theynailitsanklestogethertoassurethatitwillneverescape.Onedayashepardwalksupthemountainandrescuesthebaby,bringshimbacktotheothersideofthemountainthathewaslefton.Thekingandqueenoftheothertownraisehimastheirownandhegrowsuptobeabigstrongperfectman.
Phew, I am really tired of this, and I would be surprised if you are still reading. Here is the rest of the story, backwards. Read from bottom right to top left.
.rehtegot nerdlihc ruof evah yehT .rehtom sih eb ot sneppah ohW .neeuq dessertsid eht seirram dna nwot eht otno seog neht eH .raw a ni gnithgif yb modgnik sih gnitcetorp saw ohw rehtaf eurt sih saw nosrep modnar ehT .epacse ot ymene modnar a gnillik ,elttab eht morf yawa skaerb eH .egatsoh dleh si dna elttab a fo elddim eht otni snur eh ,rieht yaw sih nO .niatnuom eht fo edis rehto eht ot seog dna modgnik sih seelf eh ,stnerap laer sih ton era yeht taht tcaf eht fo erawanu gnieB ".rehtom ruoy yrram dna rehtaf ruoy llik lliw uoY" mih sllet rellet enutrof eht dna ,efil sih ni retal neppah lliw tahw ees ot rellet enutrof a ot seog yob ehT
Then...
He goes to a fortune teller again and finds out that he has killed his real dad, married his real mom, and had children with her. His wife/mother finds out and kills herself, and he runs away from his home. His two sons fight over control of the kingdom and both die fighting each other. The man exiles himself and his daughters follow him away. He eventually dies later on in his life, and his daughters break apart from each other. One of the daughters returns to her home town, where an evil ruler has taken over.
To be continued.
(Please tell me you did not just waste 10 minutes reading that.)
By the way, I did not come up with that story, I just found it dumb and needed to share it with somebody.
1. I have been blogging. Unfortunately, I lately found out that doing blogs in my school, dont get on to the actual internet because we are in a closed server. Therefore, blogs 62-75 are all gone and I am just going to have to type like crazy to get back to being close to one hundred.
2. I dont have a two, but I want to continue because numbers are very...
kinky.
3. Still dont have any other reasons.
4. GINGER PARENTS HAVE A 75-100% CHANCE OF HAVING GINGER BABIES! PROOF THAT GINGERS WILL OVERRUN PLANET EARTH. Conclusion: kill 92% of the gingers in the world. Only 92% though, I like the other 8%
10. Yes, I skipped 5-9
In another topic/thing/side note/distraction/baby I must say that if a random man walked up to me and took off all of his clothes and he was really hot, I would make a broom closet apear and lead him to it.
BOO TO THE YAH.
Um... yeah, I dont really think that people actually go on this blog anymore, its kind of deppressing, but whatever.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I SAW ANOTHER GAY MOVIE 1 AND 2. IT WAS ew.
I did not like it, except for all of the kinky sex that was going on. But I was watching it while messaging a female friend of mine on Aim and she was watching it at the same time as me so it was mildly awkward...
But I liked it.
oH YeAH. I remEMbEr wHaT I HAd tO saY.
Now I would recommend reading the following paragraph carefully due to the fact that I have chosen not to use the space bar.
Thereoncewasakingandaqueenwhoruledoverakingdomandhadababychild.Theywenttoafortunetellertopredicttheirbabie'sfuture.Hesaid"Hewillkillhisfatherandmarryhismother".Theparentsgetridoftheirchildoutoffearandleavethebabyinthewoodstodie.LOVELY.Theynailitsanklestogethertoassurethatitwillneverescape.Onedayashepardwalksupthemountainandrescuesthebaby,bringshimbacktotheothersideofthemountainthathewaslefton.Thekingandqueenoftheothertownraisehimastheirownandhegrowsuptobeabigstrongperfectman.
Phew, I am really tired of this, and I would be surprised if you are still reading. Here is the rest of the story, backwards. Read from bottom right to top left.
.rehtegot nerdlihc ruof evah yehT .rehtom sih eb ot sneppah ohW .neeuq dessertsid eht seirram dna nwot eht otno seog neht eH .raw a ni gnithgif yb modgnik sih gnitcetorp saw ohw rehtaf eurt sih saw nosrep modnar ehT .epacse ot ymene modnar a gnillik ,elttab eht morf yawa skaerb eH .egatsoh dleh si dna elttab a fo elddim eht otni snur eh ,rieht yaw sih nO .niatnuom eht fo edis rehto eht ot seog dna modgnik sih seelf eh ,stnerap laer sih ton era yeht taht tcaf eht fo erawanu gnieB ".rehtom ruoy yrram dna rehtaf ruoy llik lliw uoY" mih sllet rellet enutrof eht dna ,efil sih ni retal neppah lliw tahw ees ot rellet enutrof a ot seog yob ehT
Then...
He goes to a fortune teller again and finds out that he has killed his real dad, married his real mom, and had children with her. His wife/mother finds out and kills herself, and he runs away from his home. His two sons fight over control of the kingdom and both die fighting each other. The man exiles himself and his daughters follow him away. He eventually dies later on in his life, and his daughters break apart from each other. One of the daughters returns to her home town, where an evil ruler has taken over.
To be continued.
(Please tell me you did not just waste 10 minutes reading that.)
By the way, I did not come up with that story, I just found it dumb and needed to share it with somebody.
Wednesday
Blog 61, March 4 2009
These first couple paragraphs are boring, I have bolded everything that is more fun to read.
Damn, I am so close to 100 I can nearly taste it, even though I cant taste things on the computer... but I dont care, I will taste it anyway. And if I werent being sarcastic, it would taste sweet, and delicious. Yum-tastic.
So yeah, today was one hell of a day. People be all like: "Gar" and "Depresso" or a little bit of "Why the hell would you do that?!"
I dont really care, because it takes more then someone to unplug my computer to set me off on a pantless rant.
HABLAH.
I just dont care, my friends are each crazy in their own special ways, but whatever. Their shit is just to odd. Examples: "I AM GAY:(", "Somebody might look at me weird", or "Your so mean to me", ah, and of course "You have no idea what my life is like!", and my favorite "MY LIFE IS SO HARD"
Get the hell over it, not that many people actually care to hear anybody nag for more then 7 seconds. After that, it just gets pretty annoying and stupid.
Now, back on a lighter note, baby boomers. They are the answer. They shall bring us out of this "Economic Crisis". If America is going to crash, well then, no. The baby boomers are actually getting old now, (FINALLY) so therefore, they will require sex toys due to the fact that love no longer exists, so with the sex toys industry going up, STD rates will increase because the companies will be making more efficient and pleasurable sex toys. Then everybody will be focusing so much on their fake-gasms that they will become mindless robots. When they become those robots, they shall all be programmed by the American Government to go out and buy every single good on the market and in conclusion, America will be pulled out of its depression.
Ok, so now that you have that useful bit of life-important-information... I dont really know what to say, but I feel like typing anyways...
I learned something yesterday:
Throughout my entire life, whenever I watched prescription medicine commercials they would always say "Not for woman who are nursing or pregnant" and due to the fact that my mom is a nurse, I would always freak out if she bought prescription medicine. SOoo... yesterday she came home with some prescription hormones, and I said "MOM, you cant take those, the commercials said that they are not for nurses."
Then she told me that nursing was breast-feeding. Um, wow.
I have lived my life, dumb.
WOW
I got nothing else today, peaces and crackers crackuh
Damn, I am so close to 100 I can nearly taste it, even though I cant taste things on the computer... but I dont care, I will taste it anyway. And if I werent being sarcastic, it would taste sweet, and delicious. Yum-tastic.
So yeah, today was one hell of a day. People be all like: "Gar" and "Depresso" or a little bit of "Why the hell would you do that?!"
I dont really care, because it takes more then someone to unplug my computer to set me off on a pantless rant.
HABLAH.
I just dont care, my friends are each crazy in their own special ways, but whatever. Their shit is just to odd. Examples: "I AM GAY:(", "Somebody might look at me weird", or "Your so mean to me", ah, and of course "You have no idea what my life is like!", and my favorite "MY LIFE IS SO HARD"
Get the hell over it, not that many people actually care to hear anybody nag for more then 7 seconds. After that, it just gets pretty annoying and stupid.
Now, back on a lighter note, baby boomers. They are the answer. They shall bring us out of this "Economic Crisis". If America is going to crash, well then, no. The baby boomers are actually getting old now, (FINALLY) so therefore, they will require sex toys due to the fact that love no longer exists, so with the sex toys industry going up, STD rates will increase because the companies will be making more efficient and pleasurable sex toys. Then everybody will be focusing so much on their fake-gasms that they will become mindless robots. When they become those robots, they shall all be programmed by the American Government to go out and buy every single good on the market and in conclusion, America will be pulled out of its depression.
Ok, so now that you have that useful bit of life-important-information... I dont really know what to say, but I feel like typing anyways...
I learned something yesterday:
Throughout my entire life, whenever I watched prescription medicine commercials they would always say "Not for woman who are nursing or pregnant" and due to the fact that my mom is a nurse, I would always freak out if she bought prescription medicine. SOoo... yesterday she came home with some prescription hormones, and I said "MOM, you cant take those, the commercials said that they are not for nurses."
Then she told me that nursing was breast-feeding. Um, wow.
I have lived my life, dumb.
WOW
I got nothing else today, peaces and crackers crackuh
Monday
Blog 60, March 2 2009 Struggles
STRUGGLES. Like wow, this sucks more then somebody in the middle of a blowjob circle. Seriously. I have no words or emoticons to describe all of the stuff running through my mind so I have attached two AIM strings instead. I am gmanz33, the other two people are friends.
1:
[15:05] EthanThaler: AHZOO
[15:06] Gmanz33: i need help
[15:06] EthanThaler: BOUT
[15:06] Gmanz33: Gio is calling me over and over again and I really dont want to talk to him but I am not even sure if he is doing anything wrong
[15:07] EthanThaler: geoff just talk to him
[15:07] EthanThaler: u oviously cares about u enough to fight this hard
[15:08] Gmanz33: Ethan it isnt about that, its just that I am not sure if I even want to be dating anybody right now, its just so hard because I have no feelings or desires towards him but everybody is pressuring me to talk to him and IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS! THIS SHOULDNT BE SO FUCKING HARD
[15:09] EthanThaler: if u dont wanna be with him thn dont
[15:09] EthanThaler: screw everyone else
[15:09] EthanThaler: its up to u not thm
[15:09] EthanThaler: just take time for urself and firgure out what u want
[15:10] Gmanz33: ...
[15:10] Gmanz33: thx
[15:11] EthanThaler: sarcasim?
[15:11] Gmanz33: no
[15:11] EthanThaler: well thn ur welcome
[15:12] Gmanz33: its just really fucking stressful and I dont like him, but he really likes me and by letting him down, I feel like I am letting myself down which is the same exact feeling I would have if I dated him and got fucked over so i just dont know and I am thinkink about just ramming my head into the wall just to possibly knock myself unconscious and possibly forget all about everything
[15:13] EthanThaler: its not ur fault if u dont like him and u couldnt feel gult over it
[15:14] EthanThaler: shouldnt*
[15:14] Gmanz33: BUT I DO... thats why this is just so stupid...
[15:14] EthanThaler: =/ i cant control ur emtions
[15:14] Gmanz33: I dont even know if I am suitable to date sumone right now...
[15:14] Gmanz33: im just to unstable emotionally and I dont think it will help
[15:15] EthanThaler: u ever think that maybe dateing would help u become emotionaly stable haveing someone to lean on all the time
[15:16] Gmanz33: but I just dont feel it for him...
[15:16] Gmanz33: at all
[15:16] EthanThaler: thn he's just not the one and u should feel guilt over anything like tht
[15:17] Gmanz33:
[15:17] Gmanz33: this suck
2:
[15:11] Randometic Angel: I don't want to see that happen to you.
[15:13] Gmanz33: thanks
[15:14] Randometic Angel: I may not act like it but you mean a lot to me hun. I don't want to see you get stuck doing something just because other people want you to.
[15:15] Randometic Angel: Like that day you told me you were getting deperate and thought about Ethan or Tyler. I wanted to either cry or deck you in the face. Both were tempting.
[15:15] Gmanz33: Its not just other people
[15:15] Gmanz33: its my own fault
[15:15] Gmanz33: and emotions
[15:15] Gmanz33: I threw myself into this and I dont even know why now
[15:16] Randometic Angel: I dont know if you'll hate me for saying this or not but here goes: because you were desperate.
[15:16] Gmanz33: ...I hate it
[15:16] Gmanz33: and ur right
[15:17] Gmanz33: but Im not mad at u
[15:17] Gmanz33: ur helping me, I wnt get mad at u
[15:17] Gmanz33: say anything and everything
[15:18] Randometic Angel: You just have to be patient. You deserve a lot more than you think you do. And right now your options just aren't that great. But just wait a while longer, for someone who WILL treat you well and I know you won't regret it.
That is better advice then I could have given
Gah, Its just so much stuff to be running through my mind and my website is probably going to shut down due to how long this post is, but here is the last convo...
3:
[15:18] Giofa36: hi..
[15:19] Gmanz33: hey
[15:19] Giofa36: what did i do wrong
[15:19] Gmanz33: I gots a lots of explaining to do
[15:19] Gmanz33: and u did nothing
[15:19] Gmanz33: IT IS ALL ME
[15:19] Gmanz33: I am just going through so much shit, I will explain it in a bit, I am putting the convo's on my blog, I will give u the link in a minute
[15:20] Giofa36: oh ok
[15:21] Gmanz33: I am really sorry, I was just finding stuff to say because I dont really know what I am thinking, I was just taked up in the moment and I guess that I seriously trashed you. Im so sorry
[15:21] Giofa36: dont apoligize to me
[15:21] Giofa36: its fine
[15:22] Giofa36: did something happend today
[15:23] Gmanz33: no... its just accumulated over so much time, I just dont think that I am ready to be in the spot yet
[15:24] Giofa36: than less slow it down
What the fuck do I do...
I cant tell him.
1:
[15:05] EthanThaler: AHZOO
[15:06] Gmanz33: i need help
[15:06] EthanThaler: BOUT
[15:06] Gmanz33: Gio is calling me over and over again and I really dont want to talk to him but I am not even sure if he is doing anything wrong
[15:07] EthanThaler: geoff just talk to him
[15:07] EthanThaler: u oviously cares about u enough to fight this hard
[15:08] Gmanz33: Ethan it isnt about that, its just that I am not sure if I even want to be dating anybody right now, its just so hard because I have no feelings or desires towards him but everybody is pressuring me to talk to him and IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS! THIS SHOULDNT BE SO FUCKING HARD
[15:09] EthanThaler: if u dont wanna be with him thn dont
[15:09] EthanThaler: screw everyone else
[15:09] EthanThaler: its up to u not thm
[15:09] EthanThaler: just take time for urself and firgure out what u want
[15:10] Gmanz33: ...
[15:10] Gmanz33: thx
[15:11] EthanThaler: sarcasim?
[15:11] Gmanz33: no
[15:11] EthanThaler: well thn ur welcome
[15:12] Gmanz33: its just really fucking stressful and I dont like him, but he really likes me and by letting him down, I feel like I am letting myself down which is the same exact feeling I would have if I dated him and got fucked over so i just dont know and I am thinkink about just ramming my head into the wall just to possibly knock myself unconscious and possibly forget all about everything
[15:13] EthanThaler: its not ur fault if u dont like him and u couldnt feel gult over it
[15:14] EthanThaler: shouldnt*
[15:14] Gmanz33: BUT I DO... thats why this is just so stupid...
[15:14] EthanThaler: =/ i cant control ur emtions
[15:14] Gmanz33: I dont even know if I am suitable to date sumone right now...
[15:14] Gmanz33: im just to unstable emotionally and I dont think it will help
[15:15] EthanThaler: u ever think that maybe dateing would help u become emotionaly stable haveing someone to lean on all the time
[15:16] Gmanz33: but I just dont feel it for him...
[15:16] Gmanz33: at all
[15:16] EthanThaler: thn he's just not the one and u should feel guilt over anything like tht
[15:17] Gmanz33:
[15:17] Gmanz33: this suck
2:
[15:11] Randometic Angel: I don't want to see that happen to you.
[15:13] Gmanz33: thanks
[15:14] Randometic Angel: I may not act like it but you mean a lot to me hun. I don't want to see you get stuck doing something just because other people want you to.
[15:15] Randometic Angel: Like that day you told me you were getting deperate and thought about Ethan or Tyler. I wanted to either cry or deck you in the face. Both were tempting.
[15:15] Gmanz33: Its not just other people
[15:15] Gmanz33: its my own fault
[15:15] Gmanz33: and emotions
[15:15] Gmanz33: I threw myself into this and I dont even know why now
[15:16] Randometic Angel: I dont know if you'll hate me for saying this or not but here goes: because you were desperate.
[15:16] Gmanz33: ...I hate it
[15:16] Gmanz33: and ur right
[15:17] Gmanz33: but Im not mad at u
[15:17] Gmanz33: ur helping me, I wnt get mad at u
[15:17] Gmanz33: say anything and everything
[15:18] Randometic Angel: You just have to be patient. You deserve a lot more than you think you do. And right now your options just aren't that great. But just wait a while longer, for someone who WILL treat you well and I know you won't regret it.
That is better advice then I could have given
Gah, Its just so much stuff to be running through my mind and my website is probably going to shut down due to how long this post is, but here is the last convo...
3:
[15:18] Giofa36: hi..
[15:19] Gmanz33: hey
[15:19] Giofa36: what did i do wrong
[15:19] Gmanz33: I gots a lots of explaining to do
[15:19] Gmanz33: and u did nothing
[15:19] Gmanz33: IT IS ALL ME
[15:19] Gmanz33: I am just going through so much shit, I will explain it in a bit, I am putting the convo's on my blog, I will give u the link in a minute
[15:20] Giofa36: oh ok
[15:21] Gmanz33: I am really sorry, I was just finding stuff to say because I dont really know what I am thinking, I was just taked up in the moment and I guess that I seriously trashed you. Im so sorry
[15:21] Giofa36: dont apoligize to me
[15:21] Giofa36: its fine
[15:22] Giofa36: did something happend today
[15:23] Gmanz33: no... its just accumulated over so much time, I just dont think that I am ready to be in the spot yet
[15:24] Giofa36: than less slow it down
What the fuck do I do...
I cant tell him.
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