Blog 110, May 31 2009 I Miss my Porn on Cinemax

I have learned something.
If you drive into a fire hydrant while black people are playing basketball, and break their stereo and get their shoes wet, making them stop playing basketball, they will help you fix your car. If you dont run away to attempt to hook up with a random model in Amsterdam, INTERUPTING MY PORN WHICH WAS PUT ON AUTOTUNE.
Thats right, the TV said that there was scheduled porn, but instead, all I got was

Now that movie is just sad. Apparantely they tried making a sequel in 2008, but it just fell through terribly due to the fact that it
INTERFERED WITH MY PORN!
Sorry, I'm still a little bit sensitive about the topic.
Oh my god! Thunderstorms are caused by baby making clouds losing their storks! Yup, its true
Speaking of which, I saw Up yesterday and it was one of the best movies that I have seen in a long time.
It is a childrens movie, but Pixar did an AMAZING job putting in all of the symbolism and the comedy and it was just so freaking good I couldnt believe it.

Then I saw Drag me to Hell
It sucked. It was the best horror movie of all time. Except the main character was a whore-slut-bitch-dick for what she did to her cat FOR NO REASON! But yeah, what makes a good horror movie? Hmmmm? What is it?
1. Bad acting
2. Bad graphic effects
3. Blood everywhere
4. Horror-humor
5. Animals doing weird things
6. Some cheesy religous reference
7. Predictable ending
8. Makes you jump
9. Comes up with a new horror element
Ok, now here is how Drag me to Hell was
(check)1. Bad acting
(check)2. Bad graphic effects
3. Blood everywhere
(check)4. Horror-humor
(check)5. Animals doing weird things
(check)6. Some cheesy religous reference
(check)7. Predictable ending
(check)8. Makes you jump
9. Comes up with a new horror element

Yup, 7/9. Worst movie ever, close to best horror movie ever.
OH! HOT GUYS HAVING SEX ON TV! By the way, if you are reading this, when somebody says "SQUIRREL!", look to the right and stare intently. MHMMM, thats right.
"Point"

"Point"
"no... thats Kevin..."
Oh.... POINT!
"Good dog!"
"MASTER!"
AHHHH, I loved Up so much. It is going to be a classic movie in the future. Everybody will love it when they see it, they have to, it was just so good. By the way, I guess Mandy isnt mad at me anymore. I dont know, it changes as the crickets flap their wings.
I am bored.
I thought that being on the computer at home would be more fun, but I guess it just bores me as time goes by... hmmm. OH! I GOT IT! Hot guy and hot girl of the day!
Here is the hot guy! What is up with me and water effects? gah, problems.

Yum

And here is you hot girl of the day. Rainbow colors, awesome dress, hair dye, and mohawk. Makes any gay guy go straight, loljk, not any day. Sor-ray

Thank you for watching those pictures of those people. Well now my brain has officially melted and withered away into nothing except for pudding and dried tomatoes. I hate tomatoes...
Peace for today, and enjoy this picture while I run away

Blog 109, May 29 2009 No More Prom Worries

Hey, I just noticed that I have been adding titles to my blog more often. Sweet. Maybe I should keep doing that. Yeah, how did you like those mohawks in the last blog?
I absolutely loved the dog one, but I thought that it was maybe a little bit too much to do to a dog. I dont know, maybe the dog... enjoys it...

OH! UPDATE! Mandy completely ignored me today. She says that I am acting immature and all that stuff. Great. I dont even know what to say. And to make all of it worse, I was walking into this hall and I freaking bumped into someone and I tapped them and said sorry then walked away.
I turned back around and saw that it was Mandy.
I said "Sorry" and she just ignored me and walked away.
Note to self: Hmmm... its ok, just think ahead to A-Prom where you will be able to meet a bunch of new people and possibly dance like a whore. Or most likely. Oh screw it, you will dance like a whore. El, oh, el.

Ok, now I yet again have no idea what to talk about so I will show you this picture of a really fat black guy sticking his tongue out at you.

Oh yeah, you know that you want to stick your tongue back out at him, but you cant, cause he is in the computer! HA! Torture!
Speaking of which, I am reading this book about the history of torture. And I know that it sounds wicked gross and disturbing that I am reading about it, but there is some really interesting stuff. Like the cave of roses! Oh em ef gee! (HEY THATS A NEW ONE!)

So the cave of roses is pretty much the simplest torture possible. You lock somebody in a cave with snakes and insects and vines, and let nature do the rest. Its crazy.
Hmmmm... do I have any other ideas... OH! GOT IT! Hot guy of the day. Sorry straight guys/lesbian girls.

Oh my god is he hot?!?! YES! I love the water effects and the obvious sexual shadowing effects. Damn its a good picture.

And that was your sexy guy of the day. Now, I guess I have to put a sexy girl of the day because girls are equally as sexy as guys, just in different ways.

The world hath not go wrong with her. Her jaw line is near perfection and her lips are just PERFECT! WOW she is gorgeous.

Ok, um... I have officialy run out of things to say and I am going to go for today. Peace

Blog 108, May 28 2009 Yes, 4th One Today

Ok, all good now. She's going to be mad at me and that is inevitable. But she never should have put all of the pressure on me that she did and I cracked which is understandable to me and some of my friends. Good... I think...

Ok, well, I updated the color scheme again, just a little bit. Its probably not even a noticable thing, but whatever.

Ok, so I think that I am going to look for more pictures of people with amazing mohawks and hope that the links work this time.

YEAH! This guy is so hot and I absolutely love his little blonde tips. Oh my god. Can you say: naked, in my bed? Please. 9/10


Yeah, next would be an example of a mohawk that makes Jillian throw up in her mouth. The braids are just to tight, he has a unibrow, and the side of his face just creeps her out. Overall: 2/10


Ok, now here is a girl with a mohawk! Ok, this girl is just flat out sexy and the mohawk helps it all along SOOO WELL! I give her a 10/10 Molly gives her a 10/10, Chelsea gives her a 10/10. And Jillian gives her a 10/10(But Jillian and Chelsea are not lesbian. lol)


Ok, now, final mohawk picture. Just dont ask on this one, its always going to be a mystery. I give him a 20/10. And the tooth sticking out of his mouth! And his eyes! They even scare Jillian through the computer!


Ok, that is the end of my mohawks and obsessively bipolar blogs today. Peace

Blog 107, May 28 2009 3rd Blog Today

Well, tomorrow is the last day to buy prom tickets. And I am going to ask my mom if I can stay home.
According to Mandy, I am going to prom with her and that is the last word. I understand that this is her one and only prom, but maybe its just that I am not comfortable going. Is it really that fucking hard to respect that?
I just dont understand what the big deal is. I give all of my advice to people, except lately I have been drifting away a little bit more, and for once in my OWN life, I want to make a decision that I feel is best for ME(!), but of course she doesnt respect that.
Maybe she isnt exactly who I thought she would be.
(Maybe you should tell your mother and stay home sick tomorrow)
Maybe I should do that, but is pushing it off really going to help in anyway what-so-ever?
(Most likely not at all, but its the only thing that you've done in your life when you have been faced with these hard decisions)
True... that doesnt make it the right thing to do
(Sometimes the best thing isnt always the right thing)
And sometimes the right thing turns out to be the complete wrong thing.
(Well what do you recommend if you arent going to ignore her and crush her dreams of the perfect prom)
The only thing that I can do is lose a friend.
(Well then that is whats going to happen)
fml

Blog 106, May 28 2009

Ok, kind of back to normal, well, whatever normal is for me. That word doesnt exactly define my life in any way what so ever so I guess that it isnt back to normal, because there is no normal, which means that pigs can fly, WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN FLY! I'll be right back, I'm-a gonna go jump off a cliff.

Turns out I cant fly.
And turns out jumping off of a pebble doesnt count as jumping off of a cliff.
And it turns out pigs cant fly either.
Or easily be thrown up into the air to test that hypothesis...

And now, here is a random conversation between me and Chelsea:
G: You have a baby in your stomach
C: I am not random like you
G: Ok, well then give me a random fact
C: BLOWJOB!
G: Um... any other... facts...?
C: Kinky butt sex
G: Well then...
C: I'm carrying one of Shawns babies, he raped me and now I am having them. And I am having over a 1000 of your babies. DO YOU KNOW HOW LOOSE MY VAGINA IS GOING TO BE BECAUSE OF YOU?!
G: I get that a lot...
C: Your cheating on my
G: No, I was just kidding
C: I'm a bitch slap you. Thats what they all say you lying @#$%
G: I refuse to type that word
C: Words are just words to me
G: Well, your vagina is just daily for me. OH SNAP!
C: My vagina is insulted. I thought my vagina was special to you. Im gonna cry...
Wow you fail at typing. How. Thanks. I said wow, not how.
G: STOP SAYING WORDS BECAUSE I WILL TYPE EVERYTHING YOU SAY
C: Pink platypi sex with hmmmm, orange Maracca dildos.
G: CRAP! I FORGOT TO GIVE MANDY HER YELLOW BACK TODAY! IT STARTED vibrating during my jeopardy game in English today.
C: :O

End my lovely conversation with Chelsea.
Ok, so I have officially run out of things to talk about so I think that I am just going to talk about how my dick is going to fall off because of over use. SERIOUSLY! Pond View twice, Mobile, the YMCA, Inside school, The library. Ow and wow. And the Regal in EG. I forgot about that place.

Hmmm. Oh yeah, tell me if you like the new color scheme. I just found out that I can change it in like, a BILLION ways. Tell me if you have any ideas.
I just cracked my back. Speaking of crack. My dad asked me for four bags of dope in spanish. Speaking of Spanish. An Asian guy got in a fight with a corndog.
Speaking of spazzes, Jillian.
JUST KIDDING, I LOVE YOU!
If I were to say that joke to you in real life, it would be the kind of moment where I would say it, then hug them and fly away screaming some random stuff about Panda Bears and horny dead people. On drugs.

Ok, I am done for the day. Time to go act like I care about stuff :D
RABID CHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWA

Blog 105, May 28 2009 Freaking decisions

What the fuck.
I told _______ that I wasnt really all up for going to the prom with her, and she (not happily) said ok.
It fucking took a lot for me to finally choose myself over somebody else, and of course she doesnt respect it at all.
She asked somebody else to prom and he said no.
But our friend Lexi told me that she was going to go with her.
Yet I still get a text today in science saying: Brian said no to her, just go with her.
And I said: I already told my mom that I am not going to her prom, I am going to a-prom
And she says: her parents wont let her go with a girl, you have to go with her.

Is this a sign that I really just dont matter a shit? Because the VERY FIRST time that I have chosen myself above somebody else, I am kicked to the ground and now I just feel nothing but guilt.
FML

Also, two days ago, I am walking in the halls, and Brian and Adam bump into me and start screaming "Geoff you stupid homo." I didnt react (as always, cause then people will raise suspiscion), but I got to my next class and just sat there and thought: If High School is this hard, how is the fucking real world going to be?
I dont even make myself out as the gay guy to more then half of the school and I still am miserable there.

And of course, adding onto this whole thing, I owe my mother 335 dollars.
Ok, complaining over. I'm sure I'll be back to normal blogging by tomorrow.

Blog 89, May 27 2009

Movie Hopping. Setting off alarms. Eating little childrens faces in the back alley...
I am turning into a bad person...
OH welll.
Ok, so, um...
I was sitting next to this weird guy in the library with Jillian, who was talking to this weird kid online named David. He had a MyYearBook and was talking to a bunch of girls saying that he was not in a relationship and yatta yatta. He was old, kind of fat, and creepy.
Like Ethan
Just kidding
That wasnt meant as an offensive thing.
If I were saying this to you in real life, I would go "JUST KIDDING" and then fly away screaming about Red Bull and steroids.

Yeah. I am just kind of chillaxin now...
Oh yeah... You may be wondering to yourself, WHY DID HE TITLE THIS BLOG 89? But it is simply because, I forgot to do a blog 89 before, and I refuse to go back and change all of the numbers, because then the 100th blog would be off by one and I would have to explode.

Topic 1: Mis-spelling of JOHN!
Hon
Jon
No
Ho
Jo
HOHOHO
HOHO
I have never had a Hoho but people keep telling me they are good.
Speaking of Hohos, Dan.
Just kidding
That wasnt meant as an offensive thing.
If I were saying this to you in real life, I would go "JUST KIDDING" and then fly away screaming about Red Bull and steroids.
Deja Vu
The a in Deja Vu should have a weird dash thingy over it but I dont care that much. Sorry I love you.
HOW DO I USE 1400 MINUTES ON MY CELL PHONE IN ONE MONTH?!?! Jillian
Thats right, Jillian oh crap... I just noticed that I am still in topic 1...
Hold on
(clears throat)

Out of it now.
Ok, so speaking of Jillian, Megan.
Just kidding
That wasnt meant as an offensive thing.
If I were saying this to you in real life, I would go "JUST KIDDING" and then fly away screaming about Red Bull and steroids.
Yeah, I am that bored... OOOHHH! Go to this website! http://www.biglongnow.com/
It is not anything like what you are thinking
(penis)
It isnt, IT DOES INVOLVE WOOD THOUGH!
(penis)
Not penis
(penis)
Love

Penis
()
yay
Ok, I have run out of stupid catch phrases and oddball things to say.
Peaces of crackers and face

Blog 104, May 26 2009

Alarming day today.
I am so freaking bored.
We movie hopped.
I have not so smart friends who misunderstood the movie hopping and bought tickets for the complete wrong movie, so the movie that I hopped into was the complete wrong movie compared to the movie that they went to go see.
Megan, I know that you went along with it, you never told me not to do it.
Damn.
Ok, I dont know what to talk about so I am going to go

Blog 103, May 21 2009

Yet again, people talk about me behind my back.
I dont care what the hell it is, but just say it to my face. I dont take offense to things and since when have I not been able to take criticism from my friends.

Blog 103, May 20 2009

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alt="Wordle: Friends of Geoff and Megan"
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Sorry if this doesnt work or if you cant see the whole thing. I think that its AMAZING!

Ok, the links work, here is the second one.
It is so amazingly awesome spectacular.
WOOT!
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I love this website soooo much.
Make some for yourselfs and then post them in my comments.
I'd love to see how crazy they can get :D

Blog 102, May 20 2009

WOW! It still feels amazing to type a three digit number into that box. YAY :D! Wow. She is totally trying to cry. Sorry. Random thingy that you probably have no idea about in the world possibly at all no you dont ok sweet moving on then.
LOVE LICE!
LIFE
Not lice.
But I dont feel like using the backspace button so any grammatical errors will be left alone.
Nevermind.
It bothers me to much.
Gir.
I have to stop by Jillians on my way home and pick up my CD's. I MUST!
I dont have anything to talk about so I guess that I am done blogging for the day.
DONT FORGET TO SHOW ME ALL OF YOUR THINGS ON SHARESEND!
dot cooooommmmmmm

Blog 101, May 19 2009

Oh boy, wow, it feels weird to type a three digit number for the title thing whatever. Yeah.
Ok, so I posted another paint document on sharesend. Here's the link:
http://sharesend.com/2jq3p

Thats the best I can do for now. Post your comments and give me some of your best paint documents. I'll put the one that I think is the best on my blog. Please, comment and post away.

Blog 100, May 16 2009

Ok, BLOG 100! EXCITING! Not really. It is kind of, grrrrrrr. You people need to comment more. The only ones I have gotten are boom boom boom and sex dreams. Wow.
Useful.
I kind of just want to get this blog over with so I can go back to blogging every minute on the hour every hour of the day, every day of the week of the year of the decade of the century.
Yay.

Please enjoy this picture of an old man with very close together eyes:


Oh, yeah. Thats right. Sexy right.
Ok, my sexual dream. Honestly, I have never actually had a sleeping dream of sex. I am horny enough in the day time. I dont have enough horniness in my body to be horny day and night.
Well... maybe I do...
OK, well then how about my sexual DAYDREAM. Ok, um... alright, I got it. I am able to pause time and I go around to the hottest guys in our school, and they snap out of their frozen time-ness very horny and gay :D Sexual daydream of 2009 from me :D :D :D

Ok, um... how about now, you enjoy this picture of a man without his shirt.


You know you like it, now enjoy this picture of a HOT guy without his shirt


Yes, I hope you are enjoying these pictures, now here is a picture of a girl, I think shes really pretty :D


I like her eyes. They are very piercing. AH! Oh my god, ok, so lately I have been watching this show called Daisy of Love. There is a guy on the show named 6-Gauge. You would think, oh, he's got the piercing in his ear, or nose, or lip, or he USED to have the piercing. But no. He has is now. In his penis. Ow and ew and damn you would have to be pretty big to have one of these:

Oh god thats just big and painful, but the guy who has it is insanely hot. Ugh just ugh and ugh omg wow delicious.
I love him.

So yeah, um, I have been told how to talk to Zack. My friend wants me to get another friend to push me and then I fall into him. (Then turn around into him(feel his chest(smile at him(rip open his shirt(grope)))))
Um...
...
I am really bored and dont know what to talk about. Really boring 100th blog. Ugh.

UM... can you say Jenny Craig?


Now enjoy this random conversation:
Fred: Hi
John: Bye

I hope that you enjoyed that conversation.
This blog feels a lot longer then it actually cheese.
Cheese.
I like cheese.
The word.
Not the food. CHEESE! CHEESE! Naked.
Naked.
Fred: I missed you
John: I didnt
I miss the parenthesis fiend. He was such a good bot person thing. Yeah, we had a long streak with him
(Hi)
No, it just doesnt feel the same.
(Sorry)
Its ok
Fred: Do you love me
John: Um...
Fred: What?
John: Can you please put your clothes on.
(That was interesting)
Not really...

OK, so, CHECK YES JULIET are you with me? Rain is falling down on the sidewalk, I WONT GO, until you come outside.
Wow, proof of my insane boredom and unexcitedness.
Maybe I could post a boring video.
No, no. I dont know any actually boring videos.
I know some mildy funny ones, but they are unfortunately to popular.
David After Dentist.
HYSTERICAL!
I kind of feel like posting more stuff onto sharesend.com
It is SOO amazing. Just being able to give codes and share it with anybody. Its also a really easy way to get documents that you typed outside of school into school because they haven't blocked it yet. Why would they, honestly, there is nothing wrong with it and all you do is save your files onto it. AMAZING!
Give me some codes if you put anything on that you want to share :D
I like naked things and men with nice pecs. Ahh. Men.

Oh my god, Zack has the nicest pecs. Ever. And he's not all muscle. He has a piercing on his... LEFT EAR! OH MY GOD! Yeah, thats a kind of lame way of gay. Its kind of a man code thing that if you get your left ear pierced, your gay. I dont think that its actually true, but it makes me feel better. His piercing is silver and metallic and he has blue eyes and wears shirts that are always tight around his chest. Then the shirts get a TEENY bit baggy around his stomach and waist. I dont think he has a six pack, but a solid stomach most likely.
Oh, and he has really nice legs.
He always texts outside his science room, and talks to almost more girls then me.
By the way, this definition is hear so I can get your reading on him. Cause I have nothing.
Oh yeah, and he's a junior.
I dont know, give me your opinion on him.

Ok, so yeah. I am ready to go to sleep, but I have so much energy I would run a marathon if I cared enough to do so which I dont so I wont ok yeah.
Oh crap, I just said what I just typed out loud so I think that we are about to go outside. I dont know. If I go outside I will just end this blog and go.

Peace, got to go. Loves. 100 is over.

Blog 99, May 15 2009

Time to get this all over with. Only one more away, I just need you all to comment as much as you possibly can and give me as many ideas as you possible can and I will talk about every single one of them, some in detail, others not as much so.
g2g peace

Blog 98, May 15 2009

Oh my fucking god. Two away. GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!

Ok, so here is the song of the day for me. I am not getting all emo or whatever, I just thought that this song is a great representation of the fucked up situations that our society were born into.



Try listening to it, the music video, in my opinion, sucks for this song, but here are the lyrics so you can kind of get whats going on in the song.
We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

I see the children in the rain like the parade before the pain
I see the love, I see the hate, I see this world that we can make
I see the life, I see the sky, Give it all to see you fly
Yes, we wave this flag of hatred, but you're the ones who made it
Watch the beauty of all our lies passing right before my eyes
I hear the hate in all your words. all the wars to make us hurt
We get so sick of so sick, we never wanted all this
Medication for the kids with no reason to live

So we
March to the drums of the dammed as we come
Watch it burn in the sun - we are numb

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

As we walk among these shadows, in these streets, this field of battle
Take it up, we wear the medal, raise your hands with burning candles
Hear us whisper in the dark, hear in the rain you see the spark
Feel the beating of our hearts, fleeting hope as we depart
All together, walk alone against all we've ever known
All we've ever really wanted was a place to call our home
But you take all we are; the innocence of our hearts
Made to kneel before the alter as you tear us apart

So we
March to the drums of the dammed as we come
Watch it burn in the sun - we are numb

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart


Yeah, those are the lyrics. I like it. Its pretty good. A little to emo though.

OH YEAH! GIRLS WITH MOHAWKS!
I give this one a 8/10. She has brilliant color in it and the length is just perfect for her head. Best of all, she doesnt look emo.
http://api.ning.com/files/qVNdxPXn9t0l7p7ulL2HgD2s3jdF4FE6vrqCFXUOBVQ_/mmmfalikh.jpg

I love this one SOOO much! It is a perfect guys cut, but I am surprised how sexy it looks on a girl, yes, SEXY! 10/10
http://www.haircutshairstyles.com/img/photos/full/2008-10/punk_girl_red_mohawk_hairstyle138.jpg

Ok, this one is ok, she needs to keep it down though. I dont like how stuck up it is, it just doesnt go with her "side hairs" 6/10
http://api.ning.com/files/PouVzPYbjo25EBXsE*C*ESMAmZuRVxdA9MKHysEynu9eKKMgZ9OEjHw6H6Rf0JxVdPpC6MVb7TCGo4rNy-ivARB*2mnnrvzn/Rawr.jpg

OK, and that concludes todays "MOHAWK ALERT!"

NEVERMIND! I have one more! ITS AMAZING! Her face, well, doesnt go with the hair at all, but I WANT THAT MOHAWK!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1316/956624370_1b9e79b1d1.jpg?v=0

OH GOD I LOVE IT!
The word antiseptic.
Ew.
That word does not make me laugh.
Jillian

Now enjoy this random conversation involving three cats and a dingo.
Cats:BITCH!
I hope you enjoyed that conversation.

Ok, two away. Dont forget to give me your 100th blog ideas! Time is running out!

Blog 97, May 15 2009

Give me something to calm me down please. Ugh gir and ugh.
I always want people to tell me stuff to my face, and not just sidetrack around me. I can only make people happy if they talk to me and tell me what the problem is. If I seem to be acting more like another person, BEFORE you talk to other people about me, COME TO ME about it.
Another thing, my fucking mother. Oh my god.
My roof is my one escape way from everybody in my family and she is boarding it up. Its being nailed shut. She claims its for me "safety". I have already gotten this whole thing MULTIPLE times and I know that is just because lovable stepdad just doesnt want me ripping up the tiles.
1. I haven't fallen off and I probably never will
2. I have gone on the roof for a year and a half and never ripped off a single tile.
Oh my god, why dont they just come to their senses and notice that there involvement in my life just makes me more and more miserable.

Ok, Im done nagging. Thank you for caring O.o

Now, back into the norm. Ok, so I am sitting next to this girl in my Web Page design class and she is doing some crazy thing on art and it looks amazing and if I knew a way to show it to you, I would, but unfortunately, I can not draw, or use the computer to draw therefore I fail.

I NEVER HANG UP FIRST!
Ok, so now I am just increasing on the boredom scale.
OOOOHHH! I GOT IT! YOU CAN SEE THE THINGY! HOLD ON!

Ok, its loading. Im bored.

Until its ready, enjoy this conversation:
Bob: I love you
Jill: I dont
Thank you for enjoying that conversation :D

Would you like to read another one?
no
GOT IT! Go to this link, you might have to cut and copy, sorry:
http://sharesend.com/kgrpl
Just click download when you get to the link, it isnt bad dont worry. I promise.

Its really not that coolio, but I think it is. Shows my experience on paint.

AH THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME ARE TALKING ABOUT POKEMON AND HARRASSING A REALLY SMART KID. He looks like the classic geek and he is really smart and uptight so two other kids Hair-Ass him until he says a swear word, then half the class goes "OHHH" I dont know, its weird. They are weird.

OHHH, THERE IS A WORD! Naked. I cant say it or hear people say it without cracking up and nearly bursting out.
Just wondering, am I acting like (*************) by obsessing over a guy that I dont even know? Please tell me if I am so I can stay quiet or whatever. PLEASE TELL ME! GAH!
But since nobody has said anything yet, he has the sweetest smile I have ever seen. I want to talk to him so bad but it could end so badly so I am going to resist.

I feel like giving you another link but I am not sure. OHHHHHH, I will use Sharesend dot com again. It is like the bestest website in the world ever with cheese.

Cheese. hehe. Almost as funny as naked.
HAhe.
I am resisting, but giggling with a wideset grin.
EL OH el.
oh.

GAH BORED SAVE ME FROM BORED GAH.
Hey, if you have anything that you want to put on sharesend dot com, put the link in the comments and I will talk about it in my blog. DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME SOME 100TH BLOG IDEAS IN THE COMMENTS! PLEASE!

Ok, I am going to post my web page so far onto sharesend so if you are really bored, oh wait, nevermind. It wont work. :.(

I cant think of anything else to blog about.

Please enjoy the music while your party is reached.
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOO DOO DO DOO DOO DO DO DOO DO DOO DOO DOOO

Thank you for enjoying.
Why are they talking about steroids?
Oh by the way, for Columbia, steroids is the new pot. Its all the "rage." Wow, they always have to be doing something illegal and pathetic.
OHP. I got to go, class is over in four minutes. And I am sure that I will continue typing until time is up but whatever. I am going to see him soon. I need to look at him closely to try and figure him out. He is a huge mystery! Gah!.
Yet again didnt need the effing period.
Maybe if I look at him enough I can read him better.
Or maybe if he... um... "talks" me, I MEAN TO ME!

Peace, still have 2 minutes.
grrrrrr
GOOD Bi

Blog 96, May 14 2009

I am definitely nearing the 100 mark, and I have absolutely no idea what the hell to do for my 100th blog sectacufuckulacular. It should be amazingly awesome, unfortunately, I do not have the brain capacity to come up with all of the stuff for a 100th blog.
But you do
So if you have any ideas at ALL! Post every single one of them on this blog. Seriously, that way I can actually get in touch with some of you. My Aim is gmannz303 and my Youtube page is youtube.com/gmannz303

REALLY! If you have any ideas, tell me all of them, but I am never on Aim or youtube so just post it right here. I guarantee you it will be talked about.

Ok, so I think that I have a topic in mind but I am not entirely sure if I am going to blog about it or not OK, maybe, so, fine I will.

I am rebuilding My Wall
Topic 1: My Wall
My Wall is a thing in my room. Woot! Now you know! Just kidding. But seriously it is a wall in my room.
My Wall is just a bunch of cut up index cards with names and status' on them. I put them up onto my wall and move them around as their lives change. It is partially opinionated, but mostly truth.
It changes almost daily and just sways with the drama.
If people break up, it shows it.
If somebody just got beaten by a rabid polar bear looking for peanut butter, its up there.
I am just telling people about this, because the wall isnt going to be a public thing. Its like the book from Mean Girls, except I am not mean to anybody up their, except for those whom I really dont like.
Its actually entertaining to look at the wall and switch stuff around and just think about all of the possible outcomes.
To round it all up- It is the ever-changing interactive journal posted right on top of my wall.

Gah, ok, topic over.
Back to boredom and all around boredom.
Anybody want to see an example of text sex?

(555)555-5555: Hey, are you busy?
(555)555-5550: No, why?
(555)555-5555: Cause I am... well, hrny...
(555)555-5550: O... well, u wanna do da ting?
(555)555-5555: R u up for it?
(555)555-5550: Yea, Im up...
(555)555-5555: Gud, ok, u wanna start?
(555)555-5550: Sure, im cumin now
(555)555-5555: WAT! already, slo dwn man
(555)555-5555: Ohh, yea, I kiss ur lips
(555)555-5555: I unbutton ur shirt
(555)555-5555: U rub my hair as i...
(555)555-5555: FUK ME!
(CALL RECIEVED FROM 555-5550)
Geoff: Im outside your house... what are you doing, I just snuck over to your house... um...
Jillian: Um... are you outside my window?
Geoff: Unfortunately

And that is the latest text message conversation.
OOOOH! I got it.

Please enjoy these pictures of dudes with mohawks (by the way, post your opinions on these guys too):

This picture is a pretty cool mohawk. Its ok. I dont like that it is gelled when it is this short, and his teeth are kind of scaring me away. 5/10
http://www.kjbeckett.com/mensfashionblog/uploaded_images/david-beckham-hairstyle-mini-mohawk-5-743412.jpg

Ok, on this one, I LOVE the multi-colors, but the sides are way too short, and mohawks kind of look weirk with the muffled look. 6/10
http://www.sutcliffegallery.com.au/gen/mohawk.jpg

This one here, is pretty close to a fohawk, which scares me. And again, the gel look isnt the best for mohawks. 6/10
http://www.kjbeckett.com/mensfashionblog/uploaded_images/david-beckham-hairstyle-longr-mohawk-7-760159.jpg

This one would be AMAZING! If the sides werent so freaking short! GAH! 7/10
http://www.haircutimages.com/images/mohawk.jpg

I award him a 9/10. The eye ring is amazing. His hair blows my mind, and the complexity of his entire face is just, good.
http://www.frankbasileforhair.com.au/images/gents_styling4.jpg

And that concludes my 96th blog.
Quote of the day: "If Alex and Geoff were to have a baby..."
THATS RIGHT MEGAN AND JILLIAN, I WAS ON THE LINE!!!! I NEVER HANG UP FIRST!

Blog 95, May 14 2009

Ok, I kind of want to talk about the new poll thingy. The would you rather, by the way, its the 5th edition. BOO-YAH!
Ok, so yeah, the very last would you rather is the one that I want to talk about. Thats a pretty hard one... I honestly dont know what I would choose. I think that I would have to choose the making money off of something that may kill people. I could never forgive myself for stealing anything from little animals who need it way more then me. Yeah.

So yeah.
Bored.
In Webpage Design class.
MY FUCKING SLIDESHOW WHORE DOESNT WORK!.
I didnt need a period at the end of that sentence.

Enjoy this poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you suspect that I am gay,
Then so are you :D


Here's a haiku:

I like nudity
It is revealing and hot,
Men in speedos rock

Hm... what other form of poetry is there...?

Alliteration:
Sally sucks simply suculant suckers on sundays. She says she shouldnt, so she sits solemnly sulking. So Sally is a whore.
Whore.
Cool word.
I like the spelling.
Hoe.
Like the garden tool.
I want to kill a whore with a hoe.
TWO GREAT WORDS IN ONE SENTENCE!

Blog 94, May 13 2009

GO TO MY YOUTUBE PAGE! Just kidding.
There is absolutely nothing exciting on it.
I have no videos,
No subscribers,
Four friends,
1 playlist,
And 17 children. All of which have different abilities. Some of which annoy me. Many of which are fatal.
Oh my god! Guess what! I know how to make an internet penis!
<===========3
Damn, I wanted this to be so much longer ;) ;)
L o l, but I have to g 2 g. That made no sense.
AH! BYE!

Blog 93, May 12 2009

I doubt that any of you will be able to understand this thingy at all. In any way what so ever. But thats ok, just read through it and try :D

Ich bin mehr dann eine jüdische Prostituierte während einer Depression gebohrt. Autsch, war das ziemlich schlecht. Traurig... Gut in jeden Fall möchte ich mich nur zur ganzen jüdischen Bevölkerung und den wenigen Leuten entschuldigen, die mich tatsächlich sogar den Stoff sich kummern um, den jemand anders um irgendetwas sagt.

Ich liebe Katzen.
Katzen lieben Hunde.
Hunde lieben Pferde.
Pferde lieben Babys.
Babys lieben Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson liebt Mütter jugendlicher Jungen.
Mütter jugendlicher Jungen mögen die Tatsache, die sie draußen bald bewegen werden. Ich habe weiß angezogen wo zu gehen von dort.

Oh, just so you know, I posted this entire thing in english at this link http://ninsonataricast.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-space.html
Lol, sorry. Boredom results in some weird things... Oh yeah, make sure you scroll down to the bottom and read the second comment. Thats the one from me. The first one is just, yeah... dumb.


Well, what else do I want to talk about? Ok, I think I got it. I have a question for you readers. What is going on with me?
When I see a guy who I really think is attractive and I listen to him speak and look at the way he stands, and then I think about him for the entire day to come. I dont know why, but this junior that I have been paying attention to lately has really got something from me lately and everytime I think of him, I just go quiet and imagine staring deep into his eyes. Almost falling into his arms.

I know how weird it is, but for some reason thats just been happening to me more and more lately. Its like love at first sight, but unfortunately that doesnt exist in high school, therefore I have NO IDEA what it is that makes me want him so bad.
Can I really like him from just observing his stance and the way he looks off into space?
Maybe I just read people a little bit to strong.

Example: Rip Van Winkle
He thinks that he needs to be a jackass because its the only thing that keeps his friends with him. He thinks its the only likable attribute of him. Whenever he is mean to people or treats them badly, you can see the very mild look of regret in his face. Its weird.

I think that I am thinking about this guy so much because I couldnt read him at all. MAYBE! I think I got it, maybe thats why. I should try bumping into him or something like that to see how he reacts.

MAYBE THATS WHY I FALL FOR THESE WEIRD PEOPLE!
I like the kind of guys that I have to puzzle together. Oh my god, I think that I got it. Weird.

Welcome to my poor brain. This is the sort of inner debate that I have in my head every couple minutes about the stupidest things. Examples:

Is her left or right boob bigger?
Is that a six pack or 8 pack?
Is the lack of a father figure making me think that I'm gay?
Why the fuck dont I hang up the phone?
Why am I getting a...
I'll end that one early. So yeah.
I like guys that I cant read...
BUT I HATE GUYS WHO DONT SHOW EMOTION! AH! It drives me crazy! Do they really find sadness to be a weakness? Or love to be a "pussy" thing? I think that emotion is just a more likable quality in somebody...
I dont know, maybe thats just me.

One more thing: if you always told somebody not to date somebody who drinks because they drink, and then you date somebody who drinks, and you also say that you hate someone who said they would never smoke, but started smoking, you need to rethink your decisions of late.

Damn, this is a long blog.

OOOOOOHHHHH! SEXY GUY IN YELLOW SHIRT WITH SHORT BLONDE HAIR AND WHITE EYES! AH!
(spasms in chair)(twitches)(flails arms(tackles guy(rips off clothes(feels chest))))
Um...
LOVELY

I am listening to Ne-Yo: Mad
Oh my god... its so sad...
Here the link to the music video, its so good. Watch it if you like it? Its really good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc0uPY10mGI

They walked in together and they keep jokingly pushing each other around and touching each other.
WOAH! THAT WAS MEAN!
One of them just said: "That guys hot... nice"
(Not something to say in front of your boyfriend(I think...))
Oap... the other guy just yelled at him and walked away.
Yeah.
Gay couple.
HOLY SHIT THIS BLOG IS LONG! SORRY!

Blog 92, May 12 2009

Oh my gee. I have decided that I am done sitting back and just waiting to go for someone. I have my eye out on somebody right now and I think that I should just try and do my thing where I randomly talk to people and then make a better relationship. I am no longer just going to sit back and let it pass. That just hasnt done anything for me so far in my life.

Yeah.
Tony keeps calling me and I dont know what the fuck to do because I want to hang up, but I dont want to. But all of my friends want me to. And I just dont know. Grrr.

Blog 91, May 11 2009

Life is good. The day started out exciting this morning, kind of, if you count having your bus driver come back exciting. WELL IT WAS. And she had us listen to Fly 92 and we listened to Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas.
She was rockin out in the front seat.
Oh yeah.

But, then I found out that my friend Lexi is thinking about bringing Tony to my friends Quinceanera, which absolutely fucking sucks because everytime he is around me, I get hung up again, and I am sick of him.

Good news 2: Ethan cut his hair and is now finding friends who like to drink and smoke pot. Good for him. I SURE AM JEALOUS

Sleepover was so much fun. Except next time we should hire some foreigners to come and distract my parents with their genitals.
That would be nice.
Then they wouldnt yell about all of the stupid stuff that they yelled about.

Yesterday was Mother's Day.

I SAW THE NEW X-MEN ORIGINS MOVIE WITH MY BIFFLE JOEY AND IT WAS AMIZINGLY AWESOME SPECTACULAR FACE!
Wow, that felt good ;)
Hmmmmm... I like the part where Ryan Renolds was fighting without his shirt on. Unfortunately, his lips were sealed shut and he was trying to kill the main character. BUT IT WAS AWESOME!
I love Ryan Renolds.
He tried to kill his entire family when an Indian torturer entered his body.
Yum.
I would like to enter his...
DEJA VU!

Blog 90, May 8 2009

WOW, I really do get over things way to fast. I CANT WAIT TO GO TO ALEX'S TODAY.
Molly finally gets to discover what is in on the inside of his house. Oh my giffle. It be crazy. Oh right. Lexi.
I only have four minutes so this might be continued some other time.

L: Loving all of the lesbian lollipop lickers, lacking liberal love.
E: Exciting ecstacy with entertaining egg enhancement.
X: Fuck no.
I: Is incorporated and involved in illegal i-buse

That is a part of Lexi. Now here is some more.

She has given birth 40 times, all to ginger babies.
3 are Asian.
7 are Mexican.
12 are European.
18 are African babies that dont get fed so they all turn into cannibals and unfortunately they ate each other until there was only one left. Then the Asian ones started a steel making company and declared war against the Mexicans. When the last African treid to stop them, he died. All of the children were killed and we held the memorial in Times Square.

Sorry

Blog 88, May 7 2009

[15:18] gmannz303: ello
[15:18] gmannz303: wassa?
[15:18] brandonsmith420: whos this
[15:18] gmannz303: Geoff from myyearbook
[15:18] brandonsmith420: i dont have a myyearbook
[15:19] gmannz303: um...
[15:19] gmannz303: facebook?
[15:19] brandonsmith420: nada
[15:20] gmannz303: hmmmmmmmm....
[15:20] gmannz303: do I possibly know you in real life?
[15:20] brandonsmith420: im alexandras exbf
[15:23] brandonsmith420: wassgoood?
[15:24] gmannz303: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[15:24] gmannz303: um...
[15:25] brandonsmith420: lol
[15:25] gmannz303: u into guys?
[15:25] brandonsmith420: nah dude. just girls
[15:25] gmannz303: ew
[15:25] brandonsmith420: ew?
[15:26] brandonsmith420: i dated ur friend
[15:26] gmannz303: yeah...
[15:26] gmannz303: btw, hi alexandra
[15:26] gmannz303: I didnt say she was ew
[15:26] gmannz303: and you can be into guys and girls
[15:26] gmannz303: plus alexadra's really hot
[15:26] brandonsmith420: hi alexandra?
[15:26] brandonsmith420: this is brandon
[15:26] gmannz303: if they made her in guy form i would love my life
[15:27] brandonsmith420: oh lol
[15:27] gmannz303: lol
[15:27] brandonsmith420: ive madeout wit guys tho
[15:27] gmannz303: woooooooooot!
[15:28] gmannz303: TOD?
[15:28] brandonsmith420: tod?
[15:28] gmannz303: Truth or Dare
[15:28] brandonsmith420: oh truth
[15:28] gmannz303: Duuuring truth or dare?
[15:28] gmannz303: That's what I mean.
[15:28] gmannz303: lol
[15:29] brandonsmith420: oh no haha i was drunk
[15:29] brandonsmith420: lol
[15:29] gmannz303: lmfao
[15:29] brandonsmith420: lol
[15:30] brandonsmith420: you gay mah dude?
[15:30] gmannz303: yah...
[15:30] gmannz303: ......
[15:30] gmannz303: ...
[15:30] brandonsmith420: oh i dident know if u bi
[15:30] gmannz303: nah
[15:30] gmannz303: gay
[15:31] gmannz303: I would have probably asked Alexandra out if I were bi
[15:31] gmannz303: she is freaking hysterical
[15:31] brandonsmith420: shes mine back off
[15:31] brandonsmith420: lol jk
[15:31] gmannz303: lol
[15:31] gmannz303: kkkkkkkkkk
[15:31] brandonsmith420: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2crvwq0&s=5
[15:31] brandonsmith420: thats ya boiii
[15:32] gmannz303: which one is you?
[15:32] brandonsmith420: white shorts
[15:33] gmannz303: wow
[15:33] gmannz303: nice
[15:33] brandonsmith420: what?
[15:33] brandonsmith420: ohh lol
[15:34] gmannz303: so yeahh........
[15:34] brandonsmith420: chea
[15:34] gmannz303: him
[15:34] gmannz303: sry
[15:34] gmannz303: wrong box
[15:34] gmannz303: lol
[15:34] brandonsmith420: what?
[15:35] brandonsmith420: haha.
[15:35] gmannz303: so yeah.
[15:35] gmannz303: u bi?
[15:35] brandonsmith420: na
[15:36] gmannz303: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
[15:36] brandonsmith420: lol
[15:37] gmannz303: THX laugh at my lack of hot guys in East Greenbush
[15:37] brandonsmith420: oh im sorry
[15:37] brandonsmith420: my brother is bi
[15:38] gmannz303: ... how old?
[15:38] gmannz303: lol
[15:38] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[15:39] gmannz303: hello?
[15:39] brandonsmith420: hi
[15:39] gmannz303: ...
[15:39] brandonsmith420: .....
[15:40] gmannz303: how old is your brother?
[15:40] brandonsmith420: 19
[15:40] gmannz303: wowwwwwwwww
[15:40] brandonsmith420: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=117wc29&s=5
[15:40] gmannz303: niceeeeeee...
[15:40] gmannz303: i g2g

Just so you know, I find him mildly attractive, but not UHHHHHHH attractive. I kind of like older guys... sowy... if thats weird...
Yeah.
Um...
Crack monkeys.
Dont forget to read Blog 87 :D

BLog 87, May 7 2009. Rag Time

Yeah, my bad side is bad. Pretty much bad enough that if I really wanted to fuck someone over for doing something stupid or really pissing me off, I wouldnt even hesitate to. Therefore, I start now. This wont be good, so if you want to, um, not read. Feel free.

Ethan Thaler.
Yeah, here is a clipping from his blog:
i hate people who bring private matters into the public, and i don't mean like political scandals and stuff like that cause i love reading about those I'm talking about thing that no one needs to know about but people mention little things that make people curious and than they tell them like a douche bag peace of fuck.

Here is my response:
I hate people who dont understand how to be denied. You know Ethan. Its not my fault that you are not attractive nor do you have the slightest attractive of a personality so when you ask me to be your fuck buddy. Of course I am going to say no to you. And your little ego thing: "If I wanted to date Molly, I could" Never gonna happen you little dipshit. And after saying flat out no to you, you still fall for phone sex.
Ethan Thaler had phone sex with "me" who actually was my sisters best friend. And he thought it was me. He expected me to come over to his house the next day and have sex with him. Not on my dead body would I waste my virginity on such a disgusting peice of shit.
Oh yeah, and why would I not make it public when I dont like him or care about him in anyway. He treats people like shit 90% of the time, but nobody says anything to him.

In order for people to actually make improvements in their lives, they need to clue into their mistakes, and unfortunately, nobody has clued Ethan in, and he is to damn stuck up to notice his major flaws.
BTW: I tried to post a comment on Ethans blog, and I did it under anonymous because I was to lazy to sign in, so yeah, JSYK.

Next: Ethan, you can have fun hanging out with that other group of friends of yours because I think that you would be surprised to hear how many of your "BFF's" fucking dis you behind your back. Honestly, this group of people would be so much happier without you, but for some reason, nobody is sprouting the balls to say it.

I am not saying that everybody hates you, because I know people who dont. But I am saying that you are NOT popular, you will never BE popular, because you are a no good peice of shit and NOBODY will like you until you learn how to fucking change your ways.

Ethan, you are not going to get into a fucking college with a 70 average. It just doesnt happen like that. And we are planning to go to Hudson Valley and all get jobs and rent an appartment. Our plans may not be that EXHILERATING but at least they are realistic and we dont use them to put other people down.

And finally, Ethan and his pathetic drinking. 3 times in the past two months, I have talked to him on the phone and he says "I am going to go pour myself something alcoholic" Next day in school he says "I dont drink" What a fucking dumbass. You are wasting your life away at the age of fourteen-fifteen. Unfortunately, nobody cares enough about you to tell you to stop because you are hurting yourself.

To Ethan: And please dont respond back to this with one of your little attitud-ish bitchy "I am the best person in the world" things because I really dont give a shit. I just think that you need to know how much of a dickhead you are.