Blog 89, May 27 2009

Movie Hopping. Setting off alarms. Eating little childrens faces in the back alley...
I am turning into a bad person...
OH welll.
Ok, so, um...
I was sitting next to this weird guy in the library with Jillian, who was talking to this weird kid online named David. He had a MyYearBook and was talking to a bunch of girls saying that he was not in a relationship and yatta yatta. He was old, kind of fat, and creepy.
Like Ethan
Just kidding
That wasnt meant as an offensive thing.
If I were saying this to you in real life, I would go "JUST KIDDING" and then fly away screaming about Red Bull and steroids.

Yeah. I am just kind of chillaxin now...
Oh yeah... You may be wondering to yourself, WHY DID HE TITLE THIS BLOG 89? But it is simply because, I forgot to do a blog 89 before, and I refuse to go back and change all of the numbers, because then the 100th blog would be off by one and I would have to explode.

Topic 1: Mis-spelling of JOHN!
Hon
Jon
No
Ho
Jo
HOHOHO
HOHO
I have never had a Hoho but people keep telling me they are good.
Speaking of Hohos, Dan.
Just kidding
That wasnt meant as an offensive thing.
If I were saying this to you in real life, I would go "JUST KIDDING" and then fly away screaming about Red Bull and steroids.
Deja Vu
The a in Deja Vu should have a weird dash thingy over it but I dont care that much. Sorry I love you.
HOW DO I USE 1400 MINUTES ON MY CELL PHONE IN ONE MONTH?!?! Jillian
Thats right, Jillian oh crap... I just noticed that I am still in topic 1...
Hold on
(clears throat)

Out of it now.
Ok, so speaking of Jillian, Megan.
Just kidding
That wasnt meant as an offensive thing.
If I were saying this to you in real life, I would go "JUST KIDDING" and then fly away screaming about Red Bull and steroids.
Yeah, I am that bored... OOOHHH! Go to this website! http://www.biglongnow.com/
It is not anything like what you are thinking
(penis)
It isnt, IT DOES INVOLVE WOOD THOUGH!
(penis)
Not penis
(penis)
Love

Penis
()
yay
Ok, I have run out of stupid catch phrases and oddball things to say.
Peaces of crackers and face