Ok, kind of back to normal, well, whatever normal is for me. That word doesnt exactly define my life in any way what so ever so I guess that it isnt back to normal, because there is no normal, which means that pigs can fly, WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN FLY! I'll be right back, I'm-a gonna go jump off a cliff.
Turns out I cant fly.
And turns out jumping off of a pebble doesnt count as jumping off of a cliff.
And it turns out pigs cant fly either.
Or easily be thrown up into the air to test that hypothesis...
And now, here is a random conversation between me and Chelsea:
G: You have a baby in your stomach
C: I am not random like you
G: Ok, well then give me a random fact
C: BLOWJOB!
G: Um... any other... facts...?
C: Kinky butt sex
G: Well then...
C: I'm carrying one of Shawns babies, he raped me and now I am having them. And I am having over a 1000 of your babies. DO YOU KNOW HOW LOOSE MY VAGINA IS GOING TO BE BECAUSE OF YOU?!
G: I get that a lot...
C: Your cheating on my
G: No, I was just kidding
C: I'm a bitch slap you. Thats what they all say you lying @#$%
G: I refuse to type that word
C: Words are just words to me
G: Well, your vagina is just daily for me. OH SNAP!
C: My vagina is insulted. I thought my vagina was special to you. Im gonna cry...
Wow you fail at typing. How. Thanks. I said wow, not how.
G: STOP SAYING WORDS BECAUSE I WILL TYPE EVERYTHING YOU SAY
C: Pink platypi sex with hmmmm, orange Maracca dildos.
G: CRAP! I FORGOT TO GIVE MANDY HER YELLOW BACK TODAY! IT STARTED vibrating during my jeopardy game in English today.
C: :O
End my lovely conversation with Chelsea.
Ok, so I have officially run out of things to talk about so I think that I am just going to talk about how my dick is going to fall off because of over use. SERIOUSLY! Pond View twice, Mobile, the YMCA, Inside school, The library. Ow and wow. And the Regal in EG. I forgot about that place.
Hmmm. Oh yeah, tell me if you like the new color scheme. I just found out that I can change it in like, a BILLION ways. Tell me if you have any ideas.
I just cracked my back. Speaking of crack. My dad asked me for four bags of dope in spanish. Speaking of Spanish. An Asian guy got in a fight with a corndog.
Speaking of spazzes, Jillian.
JUST KIDDING, I LOVE YOU!
If I were to say that joke to you in real life, it would be the kind of moment where I would say it, then hug them and fly away screaming some random stuff about Panda Bears and horny dead people. On drugs.
Ok, I am done for the day. Time to go act like I care about stuff :D
RABID CHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWA
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