I absolutely loved the dog one, but I thought that it was maybe a little bit too much to do to a dog. I dont know, maybe the dog... enjoys it...
OH! UPDATE! Mandy completely ignored me today. She says that I am acting immature and all that stuff. Great. I dont even know what to say. And to make all of it worse, I was walking into this hall and I freaking bumped into someone and I tapped them and said sorry then walked away.
I turned back around and saw that it was Mandy.
I said "Sorry" and she just ignored me and walked away.
Note to self: Hmmm... its ok, just think ahead to A-Prom where you will be able to meet a bunch of new people and possibly dance like a whore. Or most likely. Oh screw it, you will dance like a whore. El, oh, el.
Ok, now I yet again have no idea what to talk about so I will show you this picture of a really fat black guy sticking his tongue out at you.
Oh yeah, you know that you want to stick your tongue back out at him, but you cant, cause he is in the computer! HA! Torture!
Speaking of which, I am reading this book about the history of torture. And I know that it sounds wicked gross and disturbing that I am reading about it, but there is some really interesting stuff. Like the cave of roses! Oh em ef gee! (HEY THATS A NEW ONE!)
So the cave of roses is pretty much the simplest torture possible. You lock somebody in a cave with snakes and insects and vines, and let nature do the rest. Its crazy.
Hmmmm... do I have any other ideas... OH! GOT IT! Hot guy of the day. Sorry straight guys/lesbian girls.
Oh my god is he hot?!?! YES! I love the water effects and the obvious sexual shadowing effects. Damn its a good picture.
And that was your sexy guy of the day. Now, I guess I have to put a sexy girl of the day because girls are equally as sexy as guys, just in different ways.
The world hath not go wrong with her. Her jaw line is near perfection and her lips are just PERFECT! WOW she is gorgeous.
Ok, um... I have officialy run out of things to say and I am going to go for today. Peace
rats are still a much more effective torture method. just cahin someone down to the floor, take a pot with rats in it and place it upside down on their stomache, chain it to them.
ReplyDeletethe rats will arleady be freaking out
then put hot coals on/around the pot so it burns the person and the rats get heated up so they dig their way out through the persons skin/stomache
THAT was a Terry Goodkind reference! XD
ReplyDeleteStomach? Pssht, I'd put the pot against the person's temple so they have to eat through the person's brain and such. :3 Or their eyes.... yes, their eyes sounds good. :3
ReplyDeleteYou guys should all read this book that I got right now, it has that exact idea Shinich-Kun. It also says that sometime they would put rabid rats in the bin. YUM YUM
ReplyDeleteHave you met the black guy sticking his tongue out?
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