(Muahahaha. I have taken Geoff and thrown him into a endless pit of naked men with six-pecs. Therefore he will be gone for the next couple centuries. That is right. He wont be back until tomorrow.)
Im not gone.
(STFU)
no
(GO AWAY! THIS IS MY BLOG NOW!)
Um, sorry, I am the straightish gay god...
(Actually, you are just a rusty fingernail)
You crumpled piece of paper
(spider monkey)
Water monkey
(fire monkey)
Ape
(HORNY KOALA BEAR!)
...
(Rhino rapist)
...
(Baby-maker)
You like girls.
(...)
And not computers. You like boobs.
(!)
HA!
(-swallows arsenic-)
YET AGAIN! BECAUSE OF JILLIAN I AM VICTORIOUS.
not really. she didnt do, like, anything...
Topic 1: SPARTA!
I personally wish that I lived in Sparta in the times of the war. 97% of all Spartans were gay. Oh yeah. Imagine. THOUSANDS OF MEN SWEATY FROM BATTLE WITH SIX PACKS ALL GAY. Oh yeah. Boo yah.
(Meghan get away from my bulge)
So back on topic. GAH! HALF NAKED MEN FIGHTING IN SPANDEX. GAY. Ha, fuck you all you gay stereotypes. I wish that there were an entirely gay army that was gay and wore nothing but spandex and oil.
Oh, that was only in the movie... well I would have brought the oil anyways :D
Um...
MEGHAN! HANDS!
Yeah, I currently have2396103957613495781623904872130948621390847632908562315098326498237498237409218365901287346598123472190834721903847129834621907321783659023651290834729187401928374092384712908563945634879561 babies.
FINALLY!
(IM BACK!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meghan, hands
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