Blog 61, March 4 2009

These first couple paragraphs are boring, I have bolded everything that is more fun to read.

Damn, I am so close to 100 I can nearly taste it, even though I cant taste things on the computer... but I dont care, I will taste it anyway. And if I werent being sarcastic, it would taste sweet, and delicious. Yum-tastic.
So yeah, today was one hell of a day. People be all like: "Gar" and "Depresso" or a little bit of "Why the hell would you do that?!"
I dont really care, because it takes more then someone to unplug my computer to set me off on a pantless rant.

HABLAH.

I just dont care, my friends are each crazy in their own special ways, but whatever. Their shit is just to odd. Examples: "I AM GAY:(", "Somebody might look at me weird", or "Your so mean to me", ah, and of course "You have no idea what my life is like!", and my favorite "MY LIFE IS SO HARD"
Get the hell over it, not that many people actually care to hear anybody nag for more then 7 seconds. After that, it just gets pretty annoying and stupid.

Now, back on a lighter note, baby boomers. They are the answer. They shall bring us out of this "Economic Crisis". If America is going to crash, well then, no. The baby boomers are actually getting old now, (FINALLY) so therefore, they will require sex toys due to the fact that love no longer exists, so with the sex toys industry going up, STD rates will increase because the companies will be making more efficient and pleasurable sex toys. Then everybody will be focusing so much on their fake-gasms that they will become mindless robots. When they become those robots, they shall all be programmed by the American Government to go out and buy every single good on the market and in conclusion, America will be pulled out of its depression.

Ok, so now that you have that useful bit of life-important-information... I dont really know what to say, but I feel like typing anyways...

I learned something yesterday:
Throughout my entire life, whenever I watched prescription medicine commercials they would always say "Not for woman who are nursing or pregnant" and due to the fact that my mom is a nurse, I would always freak out if she bought prescription medicine. SOoo... yesterday she came home with some prescription hormones, and I said "MOM, you cant take those, the commercials said that they are not for nurses."

Then she told me that nursing was breast-feeding. Um, wow.
I have lived my life, dumb.
WOW

I got nothing else today, peaces and crackers crackuh