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Blog 64, March 17 2009

Lets do the time warp again.
I am going to take you on a trip through my birthday.

August 22, 1942: Brazil declares war on Germany, Japan and Italy
August 22, 1994: DNA testing links O. J. Simpson to murder of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman
August 22, 565AD:St. Columba reported seeing monster in Loch Ness

And that is a quick summary of my birthday. Quick summary of my life:
RANDOMATIC, SUPERSONIC, HYPNOTIC, FUNKY FRESH! WORK MY BODY, SO MELODIC!

And that is my life in one verse.

Oh, and for those of you who care, I played with a Ouija board a little while ago over at a friends house and it was amazing because apparantly, I am going to be pushed off a table and have a jelly bean thrown at me and my friend is going to be raped by William Shakespeare (who apparantly died by glue...).
I CANT WAIT FOR THAT STUFF TO COME TRUE!

Yeah... I am not a religous person... Me and the friend who is being followed by Shakespeare are wanting to use a wooden or a glass one to prove that all of it is bullshit.
I am an expiremental kind of guy ( ;) ), I dont believe anything unless it has been scientifically put to the test by non-believers. Example: Me and friend.
Oh yeah, and when we played, everybody was saying "I DIDNT MOVE IT!" >.< Please, like anybody there is that dumb. Everybody there moved it quite often becuase the Ouija board is a complete psychological thing and if you arent stable enough to handle it, and you get caught up in it, you are going to become a believer and until a stable inner core and belief is built up, the board just works off of your weakness.
The dumbest thing is that people acutally believe what the board said when all it is, is a manipulative game and there is no solid leader because everybody equally uses their fingertips to move the peice. If it were real spirits, the peice would move on its own and we wouldnt have to keep our hands on it while its moving.
De-bunk part 1 complete.

Um so yeah, I feel like doing a long blog and I dont know why and I am not even sure if I have enough time to just continue blabbing on so I am just going to continue blabbing on.

By the way, sorry about the last blog, just had a bad sunday night.

Oh so yeah. Here is the most disgusting thing in the world and ever since I found out about it, I have been rubbing my eyelashes in fear. On the edge of everybodies eyelashes, are little microscopic...SPIDERS. Yeah. Spiders. They sit on your eyelashes (millions of them) and eat all of the bacteria that should stay away from your eyes. So they protect you, but either way...ew...spiders on my eyes...not a thought that I like.

RANDOM FACT: The worlds talles lego tower is now 96.73 feet tall. It took four days to build and used more then 460,000 blocks...not something for me to buy.

Um... hmmm... something else to talk about... nope I got nothing at all in the world to talk about for the rest of the day except I have duct tape so nevermind I will be to excited to not talk so I guess I lied I am going to talk but not about anything except for the duct tape well nevermind again I just like talking so I guess I lied yet again and you should never believe anything I say ever again ever. yay.

JK

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