Blog 186 April 27 2010

I dont know what the fuck to blog about :'(

Blog 185, April 19 2010 Life Ended Yesterday, ReStarts Tomorrow

The short term TV series LIFE ended yesterday... a big loss to the nature and animal loving world... BUT, now National Geographic is starting a new TV channel all about animals... because Animal Planet sucks balls.

Life was going to restart tomorrow... BUT, I dont smoke weed so I'm really not affected in any way WHAT-SO-EVER.

BUT!!!! Big and exciting things coming up. Big and yum exciting. Hott
Big thing! Is the movie Avatar is being released on DVD on Earth Day which is a whole new big thing on its own. Also big would be the new eco friendly sun-chip bag. AFTER WAITING for 5 months to finally be able to buy some sunchips that I can plant in my back yard, I can.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE how amazing it will be to be able to eat chips while doing yardwork, and then when I'm done eating just bury the bag of chips wherever I am working?! SO CONVENIENT!




And on the note of conveniency, the following is not convenient:
The letter " ". I have not used this letter at all in this ENTIRE BLOG! So what the hell is the point of having a letter " " when I wont even type it in the 500 plus words in this blog?!

WELLLLLLL??? No excuses huh?! You simply cannot find a reason to exist letter " " now can you!
BUT! There is a place where this letter is EXTREMELY relevant.
Its called the Museum of " " on the corner of DOESNT EXIST BECAUSE NOBODY USES IT



Lady Gaga is going to be on Fuse and she's going to be living and breathing and doing stuff and its gonna be great just like everything she does. OK I need to think of something exciting to do before you end this relationship with this blog...

Well I am going to get some random pictures of things and show them to you now.


Oh... I'm sorry... I should have warned you that they would be pictures of hot guys, amazing hair, and duct tape creations!


AH PIERRE FITCH IS SO FUCK-ME-NOW HOT

Next would be Ryan Phillippe! The man who hosted SNL this previous Saturday who is quiie sexilicious... but quite the bad actor.


OK, and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww: a list of pictures that have nothing to do with the ones before them!




AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Is a link to watch the funniest SNL skit ever just because they cant stop laughing and neither can I! Seriously! Every single time this skit is done nobody on the cast can keep a straight face the whole time.

This one isnt the funniest, but its still pretty good: http://www.hulu.com/watch/19280/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer-birthday-party

OK NOW THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST EVERRRRRRRRRR: http://www.hulu.com/watch/68225/saturday-night-live-debbie-downer
lmao

Blog 184, April 16 2010, Breaking of the Bullshit

WEYELLLL, right now I'm supposed to be at Breaking of the Silence for gay people and yada yada whatever.

So I'm pumped all day to go, but then I get to the library, and get a text from mom saying that I'm grounded and can't go because I lied to her about making up labs.

That bitch has not punished me for LITERALLY, 16 years.
So now she's just randomly and spuratically deciding to jump into punishment and I just said "Its not gonna work, every time you take things away from me I get worse"
And she was like, IF YOU LEAVE THE LIBRARY YOU'LL
And she didnt finish, she was just like "STAY AT THE LIBRARY AND THEN I'LL GET THERE AND WE WILL TALK"
I told her that I was gonna go home and shoot myself in the head because she was being so stupid.
She ignored that comment :P

Then she kept finding reasons to call me back scream then hang up so eventually I just texted her saying: "You are four kids ride home, if we don't go, they are stranded."
So now I'm just sitting here waiting for the bitch instead of going with my other friends and I'm definitely gonna be late enough that I'm gonna be fucking pissed. This car ride home is gonna be fun, I'm just going to ignore ever word that comes out of her mouth seeing as all she does is scream thinking that it will get her somewhere...
Yeah, not with me... haha

Blog 183, April 14 2010, WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

Holy shit people we have reached 200! This is psycho crazy. This is amazing!
200!
YES YES YES!
200 episodes of South Park and they still have managed not to get canceled for more then half a year!

In celebration of 200, I'm going to do a couple things.
(spelling?) Itenerary:
1. List of South Park quotes and events that make me. die. dead.
2. One song by each of my new favorite unsigned bands
3. Hopes for the future (not in the corny way, is the future-istic-lee way)

1:
Mr. Garrison in the South Park Movie: "I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." My retort: worms

Jewish Kid: "Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate."
Cartman: "Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp."
My retort: me and my friend Megan and two gay guys killed Hitler in a dream of mine... so Jewish kid, you are safe.

Chef: "You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks." My retort: I got nothing...


This episode had me rolling on the floor dying. I dont joke when I say that its the funniest episode South Park has ever had.


CHEECKEN AND COWWWWWWWWW


And now I move on to 2
2:

Sorry, I cant find any videos with better clarity then this one. Really good. They play at a coffee shop on Madison Ave every Monday. Amazing. All of their songs are meant to go with the dance move skanking. So much fun.


I FUCKING LOVE THIS GROUP, I'm not even kidding you. They are amazing and the guys are gorgeous. :D :D

Last but NOT least is Mother Mcrees, met them on the best day of my life so far. Some of their songs put you on a drug trip, you just want to fade out into the song. They'll be at Valentines on 4/20 so thats gonna be... um... suiting. Haha

So this is the band before they got their new lead vocalist. She's a girl, and absolutely an amazing singer.
Comment if you have any questions on any of these bands, I can give you the links to their FB's, MySpace's, or whatever else.



3: My plans for the future are to FUCKING CLIMB MUSTAFA ON FRIDAY! Oh yeah, Breaking of the Silence this weekend. SO PUMPED, I finally get to hang out with my friend who moved to Vermont for the first time in a long time. LONG time.


And that is my extremely long blog for the day. PEACE OUT

Blog 182, April 12 2010, FDR is Dead

This is my blog.

Blog 181, April 11 2010 Doors to Spring Break, Closed

Well now that Spring Break is coming to a close, the time for Epiphanies, Trees named Mustafa, and weight loss is here.
And Lady Gaga

Epiphanies- Stop waisting time with those who will not mature, and mature yourself.

Tree named Mustafa- Tree with its first branch about 15ft off the ground in my families woods. Only two people have made it into the Lion Club (people to climb up that tree) and that would be my best friend, and my sisters fionce. Today I touched the tree branch, but got scared and pussed out. F U stupid nerves of melted steel.

Weight loss- I dont know how to describe the fact that I'm losing weight... hmmmm... I'm losing weight.
Done!

Oh yeah! Lady Gaga- If I meet her my life will be complete.


Me just got a new jean jacket, 2 new pairs of shoes, 2 shirts, and a new attitude. I like this day (minus the million labs due at home)
OK! And now to follow along with the odd tradition that I am making for myself. I believe that the hour midnight, should be gotten rid of.
Yes, the hour midnight.

From 12-1am on Thursday nights is the best show to ever be created by anybody ever.

Well the little caption on the picture saying 10:30 lies. They moved it to midnight!
On school nights, lads like me are TIRED!
I love this show and BITCHY comedy central moved it ALLLLL because comments like this!
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man
with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, well be able to put
everyone with AIDS on the moon!"
And there are also things like her getting high and deciding to call her sober self telling her the secrets of an "evil" company.

!!!! OR!!!! Sarah Silverman decides to make the world like vans and advises all children to get into any strangers van just in case they may be fun. But then she starts to feel like a child molester because of the vans shape...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM, what to do now that I am insanelly bored...
List of possibilities:
Climb a Tree (nah... heartbroken from Mustafa)
Rip off Clothes and Eat Sushi (I have only had sushi once and I threw up on my dads bed... so no)
Make a Sign Advertising Fake Porn (Got me with that one)

Blog 180, March 30 2010, Sitting in Word Processing

I HAVE FOUND THE COOLEST PENS IN THE WORLD!


They spin as the pen is pushed into the paper. Unfortunately, I personally do not like objects that can just up and leave me...

Next is the frog pen:


Anyone else WANT that pen?

Ok, I got one more.
So just imagine... your on a picture perfect date with the person you are in love with and everything is going perfect when all of a sudden your significant other pronounces their true love to you, and gets down on a knee, to engage. They reach into their pocket and pull out

this.

And this leads me to my next topic! On top of the fact that we as humans must erase all traces of doors, we should also be getting rid of hands.
Thats right... HANDS, the evil little things that cause so much pain and misery.
Reasoning! When people have hands, they can simply ruin everything.
For example, if I were to go up and grab my friends ass in the hallway, her hands have the (accidental) ability to shoot back and tap me in the... ow.
Therefore, hands=bad

Blog 179, March 30 2010, I'd Like to Start This With... IN YO FACE

IN YO FACE!
Reasoning: best friend of mine forgot all of his passwords and we have been conspiring to figure out what they were but... I got my phone taken away so it became harder to talk to him and get him my predictions. WELL, I finally found a home phone that was in the closet and plugged it in at the only phone cord available... in my mothers room.
Which has a lock.
What assholes.
Fuck you Jim (stepdad that PMS's)

WELLLLLLL, they let me use the phone every once and a while so we would talk on the phone and try even harder to remember his password.
Now with spring break coming up it is our time to hang out and... remember passwords.

BUT, he lost his phone.
So I say IN YO FACE! mainly because that would lead me to my next topic:

Doors should be outlawed.
I hate doors.
Doors are bitches. Much like passwords.
Resoning: If doors were gone, people wouldnt walk through screen doors, or shatter the glass doors that they don't see.
If there were no doors, you could more easily and "accidentally" walk in on people having sex that you want to walk in on because they wouldn't be able to say "WHY DIDNT YOU KNOCK?! mmmmm, harder"
Also! If there werent doors, then nobody would try to turn the door handle but unfortunately and accidentally not turn it far enough and keep walking straight into that hard wooden door on their way out from gym. Just saying.
And that is why I decree... that we should all rip our doors off of the hinges, and instead, hang these things that tickle when they touch you.


And that is all for today, REMEMBER TO COMMENT IF YOU EXIST

Blog 178 March 27 2010, Weekend Over and You Bet Your Ass I Remembered

HEYO people of the internet who wisely waste their lives away for the benefit of wasting their lives on something that is worthy of life wasting!
I'm just here to blog about the everyday life of the completely retarded people who live in this world.
OK, so since I have been gone for SUCH a long time... I just wanted to give you a brief overview of every thing that has happened in the world ever since I stopped blogging:
NOTHING

Um... health care is still boring as shit... I personally dont care seeing as health care cant influence me when I die from doing a stupid life risking stunt.

Hmmmmm... I still have nada boyfriend but I do have a cute guy who likes me so I think I'm on my way

I have been oddly caring about my reputation a lot lately...

And I now have a ravenous blood-thirsty dog that ONLY attacks my best friend for some pathetic odd reason.

Me and that best friend broke my trampoline on Friday... weak

And I'm still, as always, posting from the library... where odd stuff seems to happen every single day... such as the girl who looks like a guy from the cavemen Geico commercial who continually is walking back and forth with more books in her hand then jesus had followers.
LOVE YOU JC
jk

Ok... so if there is anybody reading this out there... please... comment so I dont sound like I'm blogging to myself


Perhaps I am alone in finding something about this absolutely hysterical...




NOTHING is better then a life with Lady Gaga in it... she has so many unaired songs that I love to be secretely obsessed with... and I thought I should start sharing them :P

Blog 177, LONG Time No See

HEY! I promise that now I am back... for a while :D haha, I know that everytime I say I'm back I do about four blogs and then forget again, but I think that its finally about time I start blogging again.
Shits been CRAZY and so have I so I'm pretty sure this blog is gonna get pretty big... and a little insane.
Well weekends coming up and I am having a friend over to make baked onions tonight (just threw up in mouth) for a German project.
(Just got really dirty look from a librarian for throwing up in my mouth)
(And now I feel a little stupid because she is watching me type)
WELLLLLL, as always, I still do not have a home computer... but ANYWAYS, I will definitely start bloggin my terribly sad yet funny life stories and very odd thoughts on the world. So give me a hollar in the comment box if there is anything you want me to talk about on Monday, I'll try and get back into this as much as I can!

Blog 176, November 20 2009, Me Eye-dventures

Ok, so this is going to be a short yet random blog about my eye and all of the epic things that it has been through.
I'm going to start with the most recent, being licked.
Yes, my friend has always wanted to lick an eyeball and because I previously licked hers, we decided she could... um... return the favor? For lack of a better phrase. It tickled...
Next, I have gotten a paper cut on my eye. I dont know why, but a couple years ago I was trying to see how thick the paper was, and apparantyl it was thin enough to leave a nice slice on my pupil.
Finally, when I was 13, I was rolling around on a yoga ball talking to my friend Brittany on the phone (we're not friends anymore because she's a lying cheating bitchy hoe that needs to die :D). I was rolling around on it on my stomach facing the ground and I rolled over a can of Lysol facing directly towards my face. The ball rolled over the handle to spray and I sprayed it RIGHT into my face and eyes...

What resulted was the worst washing out of my eyes.
Ever

Blog 175, November 18 2009, Who is the Straightish Gay Blogger?

75 Questions You've Probably Never...

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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
White

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hmmm... unfortunately, yes

4.Do you plan outfits?
Like, a second before I put them on

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Good now that I know Brent Everett loves Glee

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
Some kids shirt... he's fat :D

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Aim

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dont remember :(

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yes

10. What are you craving right now?
Food... any fooooooood

11. Do you floss?
Not my teeth... oh, ew... lol

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
FarmVille

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
About 24 hours ago...

14. Are you emotional?
At times

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
HELLS YEAH

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
That I know of, yes

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick, me teeth hurt easily

18. Do you like your hair?
When its all soft and flippy

19. Do you like yourself?
Eh

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Hillary Duff after her concert. Best day of my tenth year, lol

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No, ew

22. What are you listening to right now?
Video Phone by Beyonce and Lady Gaga, its on Brent Everett's Blog

23. How many countries have you visited?
America

24. Are your parents strict?
Nope

25. Would you go sky diving?
YES

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yeah... if I brought a really hot gay guy date, and we wasnt there...

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No, I'm too hungry to throw any food away right now

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
My friends eyesssssssss

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes

30. Do you rent movies often?
YES

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
Some girl who should be in my grade, but isnt...

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes

33. Do you own a gun?
No

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Yes

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Me myself... mom

36. Brown or white eggs?
White

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Yup

38. Ever been on a train?
Yup

39. Ever been in love?
Nope, dont believe in it at my age

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yup

41. Are you too forgiving?
Probably

42. Do you use chap stick?
Occassionally

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Um... partying with me in financing then wrestling.

44. Can you use chop sticks?
Nope

45. Ever have cream puffs?
What?

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Unfortunately no

47. What was the last question you asked?
Why is this poll so long?

48. What was the last CD you bought?
My Chemical Romance, like, three years ago

49. Boys or girls?
Boys, all da way

50. What is your bus number for school?
52... or something between 100 and 0

51. Is your hair curly?
No, poofy

52. Last time you cried?
WHEN HE PUNCHED THE LIFEGUARD :'( WHYYYY?!?!

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Multiple multiple times...

54. Do looks matter?
If personality doesnt do it for me, maybe

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
From what?

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Jokingly

57. Favorite time of the year?
Snow time

58. Favorite color?
Green/Neon/Hot Pink

59. Are you sarcastic?
Not always

60. Do you have any tattoos?
I. wish. I. did.

61. The last person you held hands with?
My frienddddddd

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not lately

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Library, how lame. I think that I live here...

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Nope

65. Do you like your life right now?
I guess so?

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
Too often

67. What is your favorite animal?
Koala bears. They are really cute, but ferocious when angry.

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A DVD

69. Do you have good vision?
Yes

70. Can you hula hoop?
For less then a second

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yes

72. Do you have a job?
Blogging

73. Can you handle the truth?
Yup

74. What are you wearing?
Black shirt with skull and Jeans with yellow stitching

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Short story:

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Short story continuation: Yes. The first time, I was going to crawl through, but I couldnt reach so I threw a friend into the window and then poked her in the #^%&#@ until she went the whole way through. The second time I actually crawled through, except there was a popular road right in front of the window and I broke a lamp on the way in... oops. Worst part; it wasnt even my house... :/

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DONT FORGET! THE POLL ENDS FRIDAY! IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO VIEW THIS BLOG WITHOUT A PASSWORD, HURRY UP AND VOTE ON AS MANY COMPUTERS AS YOU CAN!!! Just so you know, all of the computers in the library are on one network... so that may not work :D

Blog 174, November 17 2009, A Place to Rest My Head...

DONT FORGET! SOOOO far, at this point, I am going to be making my blog passworded because of the poll, so come on! VOTE!

Oh my god... thank you so much One Republic for this song of complete genious. Besides the guy watching porn next to me in the library, this is the best thing that has happened all day, (also besides the really hot doctor stirring up my blood, literally ;))
Here is a BRAND new song by One Republic called "Say". It just came out yesterday!

Wow... the lead singers voice seriously brings chills to my ENTIRE body, in only a mild sexual manner.

Okay, random mild imagery for you mind coming up right now!
IMAGINE! You in a warm scarf, jacket, boots, gloves, and all that jazz. Its very lightly snowing out and there is already about a foot and a half of snow on the ground. You scoop your hand into the snow and toss a make-shift snoball at your friends. The snow is reflecting light all around you guys, and you toss snowballs at each other, laughing and having a shitload of fun.

I dont know why, but that has always been my absolute favorite image. I think that its just the thought of snow that brings the smiles to my face...

Ok, so as I was scanning through YouTube yesterday, I stumbled upon a classic song that had completely skimmed its way out of my mind, but its SUCH a good song. A little bit out there, but it used to be one of my favorites.

Ohhhhh yeah, sweet, sugar, candyman!
This is one of the songs that sounds really good when its played over itself four beats off. Yeah, it sounds really weird, but with the right timing, it sounds GREAT!

Blog 173, November 16 2009, Right at The Borderline is Where I'm Gonna Wait

I. saw. him. shirtless.
Seriously, is there anybody who needs to be in a porno more then him?!
He is so fucking delicious... and he goes by the name of SS#1
Yum.
Okay, so Meet me Halfway has been stuck in my head all freaking day, ever since first period this morning and I now have listened to it at least ten times today. It's so addicting, but I know I am going to get sick of it pretty soon and pretty fast... :P
I guess thats just what happens with music, people like it so much that they keep at it until they get bored with it.
Maybe that means we should just stop listening to these songs once we like them the most... then maybe we will continue liking them if we dont listen to them until we get bored...
BRILLIANT!
WILL DO! I will now stop doing things everytime I start to like them.
For example, blogging! I absolutely lo

Blog 172, November 15 2009, You Would Not Believe Your Eyes

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Blog 171, November 14 2009, Confused Yet?

Yes, I know that I skipped about 14 or so blogs, but I had to...
You see, previously I did blogs by day, so I could do five or six blogs on Day 1, and they wouldn't count. So now the actual blog number is finally up to date.
All I really have for today is just some more music videos. I feel like I have been doing that a lot lately, but I haven't been able to think of anything else cause I haven't gotten any feedback in my comment boxes yet.

Here's the new song this week, its pretty much my jam!


Here's my jam number two, and even though its pretty old, I LOVE IT!

Blog 154, November 13 2009, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, Yet Nothing Special -_-

GUESS what I am doing today! Nothing
SHE TAKE MY MONEY, WHEN I'M IN NEED, YEAH SHE'S A TRI-PLAN, FRIEND INDEED!
Any guesses, Gold Digger, but not the one by Kanye Dickhead, this is the one by Matthew Morrison, remember, the hot guy in the previous blog whom I found making out with some other delicious male.
Speaking of Matthew Morrison, Glee! I know, its a cliche topic on this blog, but for those of you who really like the show, I have posted the link to a playlist with EVERY single Glee song so far IN THE COMMENT BOX!
You got that?
IN COMMENT BOX!
The user is LeelooDoyle, who has been posting the songs days before the episodes even come out.
What a great YouTuber! If the link starts to flip out and kill babies, just look up his user name on youtube, he's pretty popular.

Ok, well I know that I said I would do stuff with beards on this blog, but I'm not really wanting to do that one... but I do have another segment that I want to do really quick, and that is some more equations...

Me + You = Equation Time!
Tenacious D - Jack Black + Bono + Ash Ketchum(from pokemon) + N'Sync - Justin Timberlake = A terrible musical artist that does weed with his pokemon that is attached to a bunch of strings like a puppet

Brent Everett - 10 inches = Still a hot guy

Thats all I got today... for equations...
My english teacher today sang a song from Little Shop of Horrors, and its been stuck in my head ever since then... damn
LITTLE SHOP! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!
In case you have never heard that song, shockingly, I have put it directly below the following word: PUSHIT! Fast forward to 1:28 for the actual song

I love that song... and the dresses that the girls are wearing in it
Speaking of dresses, there is this amazing thing called porn.
I was watching TV last night and at 11 there was "Real Sex: "Size Matters"" on, and I was like, YEAH! PORN! So I turned it on and started watching. There was this really hot guy being shown from behind who appeared to be getting head from another guy, they were both fully clothed.
WOAH! THEY HAD GAY PORN ON TV?!
Not quite!! Stay tuned!
And the camera angle changed and zoomed in on the guy who was getting the head's crotch... his "thang" looked really white, and just discolored. Then the thing fell to the ground and I almost screamed. Then they showed the two hot guys holding up a sign which read: "WE Love Our Strap-Ons"
And at a closer look, the two guys, were actually two lesbians with very sexy masculine bodies and flat chests. Oh yeah, and hot guy hair... hmmm, I should marry a lesbian like that...
I think I know someone who would fit that category!
Dont forget to check the comments for the youtube link, and also, give some comments so I know what the hell to talk about on Monday or any other day I can get on.

Blog 153, November 12 2009, Oh Snap... He's Back

Yeah.
It has been such a long time since I have blogged, but I figured; hey, why not, everybody else stopped, why not start again!? So that would be exactly what I am doing. I am restarting my blogging rampage and such and I really need to put some stuff up today, cause lifes been getting DAMNNN interesting lately.
First of all::::::: I saw 2012 on Tuesday night! Three days before it actually comes out in theaters! It was exhilaratang!!!! Also, lately, I have seen:
The Stepfather
Saw VI (O.O)
And a bunch of other stuff. Paranormal Activity, Fourth Kind, and more... I'll remember some later.

AHHHHHHHH!!!! LOOK AT IT DO IT NOW!!!!!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40649723.html?page=11
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG

So yeah, according to Twenty Twelve, there was a Mayan equation that predicted when the human race would fail. This inspired me to make a few of my own equations:
Crazy graphics and visual effects + An inspirational message - A good character storyline + Hot guys thrown in the background every so often - Completely unrealistic survivals = A three star movie. The number one thing about it was definitely the special effects. The scenes of earthquakes, fire, and destruction was well worth the FIVE years it took to make the movie. But the acting... eh

Equation number two:
Meet Me Halfway by the Black Eyed Peas + Bad Romance by Lady Gaga + Fireflies by Owl City + I Gotta Feelin by the Black Eyed Peas(yup, i'm still obsessed) = A damn good wave of music coming our way!

Equation number three:
Sexy substitutes in our school - Drama in our school - Drama at home + A beautiful farm on farmville + A T-Shirt event coming up = An exciting week due to the fact that certain people WONT be around tomorrow :D. Here are two of the songs I previously listed, both mildly new releases: There is more blog under the videos!





Ok, and final thing for me to talk about today:
Beards...
Uh oh, sensitive topic... NOOOOOO! Beard, I would say, are the hardest thing for a guy to pull off, other then being naked... and in my bed... with a... um...
nevermind... off topic. I don't know... all I can focus on is Matthew Morrison making out with that guy in that picture and ahhhhhhhhhh... I'll do beards in the next blog

Blog 152, September 16 2009, Girl+Road+Truck=My Flip

No summary required, it was officially my first real heartpounder of the year.
Somebody who I am not the best of friends with running into the road as a black truck drives at them over the speed limit...
Is it wrong that I want to kill that person now for scaring me so much?

Blog 151, September 14 2009, And Guess Who's on the Phone in the Library?!

What happens when a librarian talks on her phone in the library?
What happens when a Mac employee owns a PC?
What happens when a Wal Mart dude disapproves of child slavery?
What happens when I have sex with a really hot and delicous priest? I will leave it up to you to find that one out.