Ok, so this is going to be a short yet random blog about my eye and all of the epic things that it has been through.
I'm going to start with the most recent, being licked.
Yes, my friend has always wanted to lick an eyeball and because I previously licked hers, we decided she could... um... return the favor? For lack of a better phrase. It tickled...
Next, I have gotten a paper cut on my eye. I dont know why, but a couple years ago I was trying to see how thick the paper was, and apparantyl it was thin enough to leave a nice slice on my pupil.
Finally, when I was 13, I was rolling around on a yoga ball talking to my friend Brittany on the phone (we're not friends anymore because she's a lying cheating bitchy hoe that needs to die :D). I was rolling around on it on my stomach facing the ground and I rolled over a can of Lysol facing directly towards my face. The ball rolled over the handle to spray and I sprayed it RIGHT into my face and eyes...
What resulted was the worst washing out of my eyes.
Ever
Thursday
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woww if that happened to me i would die
ReplyDeleteand licking an eyeball.... weird but totally interesting
and c here I am thinking burning my eyelashes off 3 times was bad..........I c ur 16.... I look forward to hearing ur next eyeball trama blog ;)
ReplyDeleteI just noticed the "Straightish Gay" title...thats cute. You have a while before u really need to figure that out, u have a great sense of humor...keep it!! When u get to b my age if u don't have one, u'll wind up bentover in a crack house or sittin on death row... Take Care SweetPea an b careful funkin around in cyber space ;)
ReplyDeleteI've had something else..in my eye. It was very unwanted and the 'giver' recieved a massive SLAP!
ReplyDeleteahem.
Lmao... thanks for the comments, you guys are HYSTERICAL
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