Wednesday

Blog 180, March 30 2010, Sitting in Word Processing

I HAVE FOUND THE COOLEST PENS IN THE WORLD!


They spin as the pen is pushed into the paper. Unfortunately, I personally do not like objects that can just up and leave me...

Next is the frog pen:


Anyone else WANT that pen?

Ok, I got one more.
So just imagine... your on a picture perfect date with the person you are in love with and everything is going perfect when all of a sudden your significant other pronounces their true love to you, and gets down on a knee, to engage. They reach into their pocket and pull out

this.

And this leads me to my next topic! On top of the fact that we as humans must erase all traces of doors, we should also be getting rid of hands.
Thats right... HANDS, the evil little things that cause so much pain and misery.
Reasoning! When people have hands, they can simply ruin everything.
For example, if I were to go up and grab my friends ass in the hallway, her hands have the (accidental) ability to shoot back and tap me in the... ow.
Therefore, hands=bad

2 comments:

  1. HANDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

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  2. I used to have a pen similar to this one. But it didn't last long because I play with it most of the time and then it was broken.

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