Blog 154, November 13 2009, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, Yet Nothing Special -_-

GUESS what I am doing today! Nothing
SHE TAKE MY MONEY, WHEN I'M IN NEED, YEAH SHE'S A TRI-PLAN, FRIEND INDEED!
Any guesses, Gold Digger, but not the one by Kanye Dickhead, this is the one by Matthew Morrison, remember, the hot guy in the previous blog whom I found making out with some other delicious male.
Speaking of Matthew Morrison, Glee! I know, its a cliche topic on this blog, but for those of you who really like the show, I have posted the link to a playlist with EVERY single Glee song so far IN THE COMMENT BOX!
You got that?
IN COMMENT BOX!
The user is LeelooDoyle, who has been posting the songs days before the episodes even come out.
What a great YouTuber! If the link starts to flip out and kill babies, just look up his user name on youtube, he's pretty popular.

Ok, well I know that I said I would do stuff with beards on this blog, but I'm not really wanting to do that one... but I do have another segment that I want to do really quick, and that is some more equations...

Me + You = Equation Time!
Tenacious D - Jack Black + Bono + Ash Ketchum(from pokemon) + N'Sync - Justin Timberlake = A terrible musical artist that does weed with his pokemon that is attached to a bunch of strings like a puppet

Brent Everett - 10 inches = Still a hot guy

Thats all I got today... for equations...
My english teacher today sang a song from Little Shop of Horrors, and its been stuck in my head ever since then... damn
LITTLE SHOP! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!
In case you have never heard that song, shockingly, I have put it directly below the following word: PUSHIT! Fast forward to 1:28 for the actual song

I love that song... and the dresses that the girls are wearing in it
Speaking of dresses, there is this amazing thing called porn.
I was watching TV last night and at 11 there was "Real Sex: "Size Matters"" on, and I was like, YEAH! PORN! So I turned it on and started watching. There was this really hot guy being shown from behind who appeared to be getting head from another guy, they were both fully clothed.
WOAH! THEY HAD GAY PORN ON TV?!
Not quite!! Stay tuned!
And the camera angle changed and zoomed in on the guy who was getting the head's crotch... his "thang" looked really white, and just discolored. Then the thing fell to the ground and I almost screamed. Then they showed the two hot guys holding up a sign which read: "WE Love Our Strap-Ons"
And at a closer look, the two guys, were actually two lesbians with very sexy masculine bodies and flat chests. Oh yeah, and hot guy hair... hmmm, I should marry a lesbian like that...
I think I know someone who would fit that category!
Dont forget to check the comments for the youtube link, and also, give some comments so I know what the hell to talk about on Monday or any other day I can get on.