Topic 1: MEN
WHY?! Why do the men of every single generation have to seemingly get hotter and hotter and just a little bit more desirable every single day of my waking life?!
I am honestly waiting to get punched in the face by a hot homophobe because I just cant stop flirting/checking out hot guys. AND IT IS SO OBVIOUS WHEN I CHECK OUT A GUY.
1. I blush
2. I stare at their eyes
3. I turn around when they walk past
4. I lose my convesation
5. I swoon
Now you know.
Part 2 of the topic men:
IS ANY GUY NOT DISRESPECTFUL?!
I am at times. Everyone of my guy friends has been too. But then again I guess everybody is a little disrespectful sometimes...
Well, here is the reason for me talking about this story.
Ricky: "He has a girlfriend! What the hell, that kid is such a nerd"
Joe: "I know, seriously, she must be damn ugly to date him"
Geoff: "Dude, Joe, shut up, he isnt a nerd and she's really attractive, he played football Ricky, he really isnt as weak as you think"
Ricky: "That kid couldnt tackle me if I was on crutches"
Joe: (whispered to me): "I got a date with Brittany tonight"
Geoff: "Where you goin?"
Joe: "I dont really know, but I dont care, I'm only in it for one thing, ya know?" (winks)
Geoff: "Thats disgusting."
AH! G2G, TBC
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