(Blog 73, April 2 2009)

(BITCHES!)
(I promised that one day I would take over the blog world. Soon I shall invade all of the other blogs, no matter what! Even through comments. WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES!)
(Muahahahahaha)
(I have perfected the evil laugh but unfortunately you can hear me:()
(OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! I have an idea. I shall torture you by sending you to some internet side places in which you can dwelve in fun-ness with random Mexican whores and prostitutes who only cost 1 penny per thrust!)
(Here is my first place to go and enjoy: http://mofunzone.com)
(addictinggames.com)
(fmylife.com)
(straightishgaygod.blogspot.com)
(Where not to go ever ever: BOOOBBBSS!)
(Lol, I actually said something that struck a comedic sense into your body, like lightning striking the body of a 12 year old girl and sending so much energy into her body that she super-aged until she became thirteen and had her first period then sold her body for sex so she could buy that disco ball that she never really wanted...)
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Fuck you.
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
You are a terrible blogger
(But my comments made random humanoids laugh as if they were high with a bunch of...)
Please, shut the hell up. You are worse then a ginger on cocaine mixed with steroids.
(:()
:( HA! My emoticons look sadder because they arent surrounded by ugly parenthesis.
( :( )
It still looks bad.
(FUCK YOU)
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(What?)
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Will you do it?
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
HA. Victory goes to the horny man in the left corner floating on a bed of nails with soap in his ear.
boo-yah.