I BE SORRY. I havent actually gotten around to blogging in like forever, but its only because I have been biking my life away and hanging out with people... yeah. But the good news is I am back, I guess, for now, until I forget to blog again. Sorry.
Um... I really dont know what to talk about, WAIT YES I DO!
On Easter my stepdad got a card from his daughter Jenny. It said happy easter soon to be grandpa. He said "Aw, thank you" and then handed it off to my mom. (He did not understand that she was telling him she was pregnant). So when it was being passed to my mom, I saw the word grandpa and went: OH MY GOD! Then my mom saw it and screamed excitedly. Jim sat in his seat and said "What?" Awkward pause.
Everybody stares at him.
"OH! OH MY GOD! WOW!"
Moral of the story: always read cards before handing them off because it may be somebody telling you that you are carrying their child.
Daughter: "Dad, I love him, I just dont know if its going to work out..."
Father: "Honey, its ok, sometimes things just dont work."
Daughter: "But dad, I want what you and mom have..."
Father: "Herpes?"
CRACKATOWA!
Oh my good! Their is a new episode of Spongebob on tonight and guess who is going to be in it as a really buff, idiotic, surfer dude.
Are you guessing?
GUESS HARDER!
TURKEY!
Jonny Depp.
Its really random that he would be in Spongebob, but its totally happening.
Daughter: "Dad, have you ever cared for somebody enough that you would do anything for them? Even against your own free will?"
Father: "Of course honey."
Daughter: "Um...what did you do?"
Father: "I married your mother."
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