OK, so I was in gym the day before our really long droning break, and I had the most disgusting daydream about me and my gym teachers student teacher. The guy is attractive, but he looks like and ape.
Halfway through my little dream, while doing leg presses by the way, I came to my senses about his monkey body and nearly up-chucked on the floor.
Unfortunately, it was nice and YUM in the beginning so I got to walk around with the embarrasing part of a guy sticking out in gym with loose shorts on. YAY
HEHE, you just read that terribly disgusting story.
TOPIC 1:
Guys/boners/make/our/lives/SUCK!
Welllll, yeah. Girls are actually kind of lucky. They have their periods once a month, guys get and extra bone in their body every hour in a half.
I would say, show the dudes sympathy and dont laugh at them when they get a boner, but even I laugh so I cant say it. It seriously sucks because the more we try and get it to go away, the harder it gets (pun intended).
Gah, if only getting a boner was like flexing your finger. You can do it whenever you want and nobody is going to point it out and post pictures of it on MySpace...
Friday
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u b insane!!!!!!! does he have black hair??? the guy with the beard that just left??? u b on CRACK!!!!! LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteShut up, I was in a moment of personal... horniness
ReplyDeletei have to agrre w/ you there, guys DO have it worse...at least we know when to expect our periods
ReplyDeleteYou mean Mr. Dubin? EW he DOES look like an ape....Anywho, I have a cute boy in my class so...............T_T it IS annoying.
ReplyDeleteHm...well, us females have to deal with the cramps and the unexpected and the hormones and we're the ones who have to have the kid and swell up for 9 months...
ReplyDeleteYou guys get the boners and the wet dreams and the place-its-painful-to-have-kicked...
I'd say we're equal.