Oh, problems and occurences are going on everywhere.
Miss Daisy wants to kill her driver after he made a move on her in the backseat, YEAH! HE WAS NAKED!
The Joker has recently been arrested on four accounts of fraud, six accounts of manslaughter, and seven accounts of suicide.
My best friend has jumped off of the Empire State Building. But unfortunately for his self, he was struck by lightning and sent back up to the top. fail
In Superbad, the word "Fuck" is used 186 times. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK +179
One day, an innocent little goose was flying around in the sky when it saw a huge spinny attractive thingy. It was immediately... horny. It was so drawn towards the spinny thing that its friends saw the other spinny things. Each of them flew towards there own private spinny thingy. There were four spinny thingy's and a lot of geese. They died.
The Hudson River now contains approximately 76 airplanes, 2,096 dead bodies, and 1,000,000 dead fish. And a horse that likes to taunt Mexicans.
HELLEN KELLER!
Monday
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I wish that I were a pony flying around in a tight spacesuit with an endless supply of caramel apples.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ReplyDeleteUh, what?
ReplyDeleteEr...okay, then. :p