Oh my goshness with candy. Fuck buddy? What the fuck. Somebody help me.
Friendship...Sex
Friendship=Sex?
Friendship+Sex?
Friendship+Sex=Fuckeduprelationship
Conclusion/Theorum: If and/or when friends become fuck buddies, in the end, the friendship will not work.
You now know my form of math. Goodness god gracious, ughster. Oh yeah! I am chillaxinationing with my sister for the night and a couple of her friends and I am excited as hell. WOOT! A lot of her friends are hot...
I saw A Haunting in Connecticut. It rocked. Unfortunately, I already saw it on TV. The movie was based on an episode of the show The Haunting so the entire thing was pretty much spoiled for me and my movie parnter. I want to see Crank: High Voltage. It looks amazing and the main actor is sooooo hot.
I love Ryan Renolds. Damn sexy beast tries to kill his family because of an Indian torturer inside of his body.
I wouldlike to be inside of his body :D
Saturday
Friday
Blog 79, April 17 2009
I BE SORRY. I havent actually gotten around to blogging in like forever, but its only because I have been biking my life away and hanging out with people... yeah. But the good news is I am back, I guess, for now, until I forget to blog again. Sorry.
Um... I really dont know what to talk about, WAIT YES I DO!
On Easter my stepdad got a card from his daughter Jenny. It said happy easter soon to be grandpa. He said "Aw, thank you" and then handed it off to my mom. (He did not understand that she was telling him she was pregnant). So when it was being passed to my mom, I saw the word grandpa and went: OH MY GOD! Then my mom saw it and screamed excitedly. Jim sat in his seat and said "What?" Awkward pause.
Everybody stares at him.
"OH! OH MY GOD! WOW!"
Moral of the story: always read cards before handing them off because it may be somebody telling you that you are carrying their child.
Daughter: "Dad, I love him, I just dont know if its going to work out..."
Father: "Honey, its ok, sometimes things just dont work."
Daughter: "But dad, I want what you and mom have..."
Father: "Herpes?"
CRACKATOWA!
Oh my good! Their is a new episode of Spongebob on tonight and guess who is going to be in it as a really buff, idiotic, surfer dude.
Are you guessing?
GUESS HARDER!
TURKEY!
Jonny Depp.
Its really random that he would be in Spongebob, but its totally happening.
Daughter: "Dad, have you ever cared for somebody enough that you would do anything for them? Even against your own free will?"
Father: "Of course honey."
Daughter: "Um...what did you do?"
Father: "I married your mother."
Um... I really dont know what to talk about, WAIT YES I DO!
On Easter my stepdad got a card from his daughter Jenny. It said happy easter soon to be grandpa. He said "Aw, thank you" and then handed it off to my mom. (He did not understand that she was telling him she was pregnant). So when it was being passed to my mom, I saw the word grandpa and went: OH MY GOD! Then my mom saw it and screamed excitedly. Jim sat in his seat and said "What?" Awkward pause.
Everybody stares at him.
"OH! OH MY GOD! WOW!"
Moral of the story: always read cards before handing them off because it may be somebody telling you that you are carrying their child.
Daughter: "Dad, I love him, I just dont know if its going to work out..."
Father: "Honey, its ok, sometimes things just dont work."
Daughter: "But dad, I want what you and mom have..."
Father: "Herpes?"
CRACKATOWA!
Oh my good! Their is a new episode of Spongebob on tonight and guess who is going to be in it as a really buff, idiotic, surfer dude.
Are you guessing?
GUESS HARDER!
TURKEY!
Jonny Depp.
Its really random that he would be in Spongebob, but its totally happening.
Daughter: "Dad, have you ever cared for somebody enough that you would do anything for them? Even against your own free will?"
Father: "Of course honey."
Daughter: "Um...what did you do?"
Father: "I married your mother."
Wednesday
Blog 78, April 8 2009 (2)
Wow, I am feeling a little bit better. I have been completely distracted by the computer and this game called snake in which I just scored 12,220. MY NORMAL SCORES ARE LIKE, 1000. And I got more then 16,000 dollars for it. O, I love MyYearBook!
Um, I dont really have any ideas for stuff to talk about or anything to actually do or show you so yeah I just dont know maybe I should tell you how to give birth:
1. Open legs
2. Bring in the pelican
3. Put fish in front of pregnant womans vagina
4. Pelican dives beak first
5. Move fish out of the way as fast as possible
6. Pelican pulls head out with baby in mouth
7. Throw the fish so the pelican drops the baby and chases after the fish
8. Throw baby so you wont have to worry about paying for it
One of those steps is highly not recommended by the doctor. And that would be step 7 because feeding the animals is a bad thing :D
Laugh out loud. Yeah. Um... I have officially run out of stuff.
OOOOOO! I GOT IT!
TOPIC 1: Adults who get drunk on almost daily and then tell their children not to drink or do drugs when they get older.
WHAT THE FUCK?! My parents: drink, tell me its ok to grow up and drink.
Some other parents: drink, tell their children not to
(In my opinion)Good parents: dont drink, trust their kids not to either.
Seriously, there are so many ways that you can waste your life away with a swig of alcohol. All it does is fuck up your brain and slowly decay your normal body functions. Also, WINE ISNT THAT MUCH BETTER! My parents drink wine because it is healthier then beer. NO! It has more benefits but all of the same set-backs. Gah, parents are just retarded hypocrits who think that they know all and play the role of god. Grrrrr.
Yeah, I am not going to grow up and be a drinker or a smoker, I can be exciting and have crazy nights and have fun in my life and not do damaging things to my body. Well...
lol.jk.
Never
Peace 4 now
Um, I dont really have any ideas for stuff to talk about or anything to actually do or show you so yeah I just dont know maybe I should tell you how to give birth:
1. Open legs
2. Bring in the pelican
3. Put fish in front of pregnant womans vagina
4. Pelican dives beak first
5. Move fish out of the way as fast as possible
6. Pelican pulls head out with baby in mouth
7. Throw the fish so the pelican drops the baby and chases after the fish
8. Throw baby so you wont have to worry about paying for it
One of those steps is highly not recommended by the doctor. And that would be step 7 because feeding the animals is a bad thing :D
Laugh out loud. Yeah. Um... I have officially run out of stuff.
OOOOOO! I GOT IT!
TOPIC 1: Adults who get drunk on almost daily and then tell their children not to drink or do drugs when they get older.
WHAT THE FUCK?! My parents: drink, tell me its ok to grow up and drink.
Some other parents: drink, tell their children not to
(In my opinion)Good parents: dont drink, trust their kids not to either.
Seriously, there are so many ways that you can waste your life away with a swig of alcohol. All it does is fuck up your brain and slowly decay your normal body functions. Also, WINE ISNT THAT MUCH BETTER! My parents drink wine because it is healthier then beer. NO! It has more benefits but all of the same set-backs. Gah, parents are just retarded hypocrits who think that they know all and play the role of god. Grrrrr.
Yeah, I am not going to grow up and be a drinker or a smoker, I can be exciting and have crazy nights and have fun in my life and not do damaging things to my body. Well...
lol.jk.
Never
Peace 4 now
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