Blog 74, April 3 2009

The parenthesis person is gone forever. And ever. For ever. Ok, on the right side, you should hopefully see a cat with its head inside a washing machine. If you dont see that, then you are blind and require a pregnancy test.
It is cute, AND AMAZING(!), but I kind of wonder if the cat CHOSE to go into the washer to check on his/her pants... or maybe the owner made it do that. Either way, its kind of weird if the owner did, you know. Just for a picture he put his cats head.... ohhhh... the cat doesnt have his head inside the machine...
There is a window between the cat and the washer ooooooopppssss. Um, yeah, my mistake.

OMG LOL,
GUESS WHAT!
I HAVE TO TELL!

I am going to Broadway this weekend with one of my friends and we are going to see Avenue Q and Hair.
Avenue Q: Puppets singing about weird stuff including the internet and racism.
Hair: Hippies living in the 70's going through life and love, naked in the end of the play. WOOT!
I am just excited because I have never actually been to Broadway so this tickles my tastebuds.

OMG LOL,
I HAVE WEIRD
HUGE TO TELL!

Ok, so last night I fell asleep watching Mamma Mia, but I paused it when I went to sleep. When I woke up, I un-paused it so I could listen to some of the songs. Well, it was in Spanish. I just dont understand why these things happen to me. MY MOVIE HAD A SPANISH VOICE OVER AND IT SET UP WHILE I WAS SLEEPING AND I AM CONFUSED AND

Omg, not lol,
I will now send,
Step-dad to hell.

Just kidding. He pulled a little prank on me by switching my sugar with salt so when I poured it into my coffee, I wouldnt get that sugary flavor I wanted. BUT! Luckily, I tasted the sugar before pouring it, so it didnt work! As a mild prank revenge... I poured the entire bag of salt into the coffee pot and mixed it in so my parents couldnt tell. I cant wait till I get home to see their reaction to their extra salty coffee.


WHY WAS MAMMA MIA IN ESPANOL?!
Wow, I cant believe I actually know that word.
Speaking of words...
Defenestration: To throw one out a window.

Yay! I skipped German today. Sorry world, but my stomach was bothering me so bad that if I went to class, I would stir up some bad commotion. So I just sat down in an un-known location, freaking gripping my stomach in pain.

(Blog 73, April 2 2009)

(BITCHES!)
(I promised that one day I would take over the blog world. Soon I shall invade all of the other blogs, no matter what! Even through comments. WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES!)
(Muahahahahaha)
(I have perfected the evil laugh but unfortunately you can hear me:()
(OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! I have an idea. I shall torture you by sending you to some internet side places in which you can dwelve in fun-ness with random Mexican whores and prostitutes who only cost 1 penny per thrust!)
(Here is my first place to go and enjoy: http://mofunzone.com)
(addictinggames.com)
(fmylife.com)
(straightishgaygod.blogspot.com)
(Where not to go ever ever: BOOOBBBSS!)
(Lol, I actually said something that struck a comedic sense into your body, like lightning striking the body of a 12 year old girl and sending so much energy into her body that she super-aged until she became thirteen and had her first period then sold her body for sex so she could buy that disco ball that she never really wanted...)
()

()
()
()
Fuck you.
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
You are a terrible blogger
(But my comments made random humanoids laugh as if they were high with a bunch of...)
Please, shut the hell up. You are worse then a ginger on cocaine mixed with steroids.
(:()
:( HA! My emoticons look sadder because they arent surrounded by ugly parenthesis.
( :( )
It still looks bad.
(FUCK YOU)
...
(What?)
;)
(...?)
Will you do it?
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
HA. Victory goes to the horny man in the left corner floating on a bed of nails with soap in his ear.
boo-yah.

Blog 72, April 1 2009

Holy freaking crap.
It is April Fools Day and I dont really have any desire to April Fools anyone or do anything April Foolish. I didnt do my homework last night...:(

BUT I DID GET AN ULTRASOUND! I got to miss all but two hours of school yesterday to get an ultrasound because they think I have appendicitis/kidney stone/bladder infection/(mental retardation). (APRIL FOOLS!)
:0
(Im back)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(And you are mentally retarded)
I will eat your face without any silverware.
(...)
OR A NAPKIN! NOT EVEN A PAPER TOWEL!
(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)
el oh el
(I shall computer your face away)
No
(Ha, i can type like I txt and it wnt bother me)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. sO...MiSpeLLeD O.o