Monday

Blog 83, April 27 2009

Blabbery gibberish is now over. I found out that the cause of it just happens to be when I send a message that is more then 160 characters long from my phone, it completely transfers into whatever it is that you were reading.

BATTLE TIME!
Season finale of Heroes and Chuck vs. stepdads and sisters birthday dinner at restaurant

Heroes side: I have never missed a single episode of Heroes and I am a major fanatic.
Birthday: my sister would be disappointed in me

Resolution: I could take my sister to dinner tomorrow
Problem: She said no to dinner

Resolution: I will take her shopping
Problem: She just got her entire spring attire

Resolution: I will take her to the movies whenever she wants
Problem: None
Mothers problem: I am skipping out on my stepdads birthday which I should equally care about.


I dont know, I am going to go home and do my project and yeah such and such I dont know ok so yeah.
If that made sense to you, you need to stop being on Aim so often.
I... just got yelled at by my mom because my sister canceled out on the dinner too. Apparantly I was the only person keeping her going. IM SORRY! BUT NONE OF MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE THERE AND I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK.
My mother is now calling the school and demanding a copy of my report card. She is obsessed with the THOUGHT that I stole it. Why the hell would I steal my own reaper-port card. She be a psycho. Gah!

Wow, I g2g, ladybug me

Thursday

Blog 82, April 23 2009

Meanwhile
Ricky: Hey, Cassie, you want to go to the movies tonight?
Cassie: Um, yeah sure.
(Last time they went Ricky felt her up like crazy)
Geoff: But I just saw you at the movies with another girl...
Ricky: Oh, yeah, that was just a friend
Geoff: Well I guess you have some pretty GOOD friends...
(They were making out and feeling up)
Ricky: Whatever, so do you want to go?

WOW!

Joe: Hey Ricky, can I take a picture of you?
Ricky: Um... why?
Joe: Cause I am texting some girl and I need a picture of someone so she thinks i look good.
Ricky: Sure
Geoff: Um, why the fuck would you do that?
Joe: Cause I really just want to get some and she'll be begging for me after a while.
Geoff: Wow, seriously. And what if she doesnt want sex?
Joe: She either wants it or I dont talk to her. Fuck her dude.

I got my seat changed.
Maybe its just most guys but for gods sake, how disappointing is it to know that that is a true conversation between me and two guys I thought were friends.
I am a guy and my "destiny" isnt to disrespect and fuck every living thing with two legs.
God damn it.
Men

Tuesday

Blog 81, April 21 2009

Topic 1: MEN
WHY?! Why do the men of every single generation have to seemingly get hotter and hotter and just a little bit more desirable every single day of my waking life?!
I am honestly waiting to get punched in the face by a hot homophobe because I just cant stop flirting/checking out hot guys. AND IT IS SO OBVIOUS WHEN I CHECK OUT A GUY.
1. I blush
2. I stare at their eyes
3. I turn around when they walk past
4. I lose my convesation
5. I swoon
Now you know.
Part 2 of the topic men:
IS ANY GUY NOT DISRESPECTFUL?!
I am at times. Everyone of my guy friends has been too. But then again I guess everybody is a little disrespectful sometimes...
Well, here is the reason for me talking about this story.
Ricky: "He has a girlfriend! What the hell, that kid is such a nerd"
Joe: "I know, seriously, she must be damn ugly to date him"
Geoff: "Dude, Joe, shut up, he isnt a nerd and she's really attractive, he played football Ricky, he really isnt as weak as you think"
Ricky: "That kid couldnt tackle me if I was on crutches"
Joe: (whispered to me): "I got a date with Brittany tonight"
Geoff: "Where you goin?"
Joe: "I dont really know, but I dont care, I'm only in it for one thing, ya know?" (winks)
Geoff: "Thats disgusting."

AH! G2G, TBC