Have you ever seen something that was so
dumb?
That you just wanted to scream? I like the message coming from this video, and I support the cause and all, but I just couldnt seem to get over the fact that Perez Hilton is talking about something important, and the fact that he is mildy attractive now...
Uh oh, I'm turning gay...
So yeah, about the title:
I was swarmed with hugs before 2nd period and a teacher laughed at me and called me a pimp, and I then went on to a semenar about not doing drugs and being a good and positive role model for the freshmen.
BLECH!
And at the last part of it, the school president announced that our class theme was hippie, and said "And I have just been informed, that Mr. Sawchuck (beefy, overgrown, pumped on steroids, amazing principal) used to be a hippie in his old days. But they prefer the term flower children"
Nobody really laughed...
Until he started laughing.
I still thought he was gonna sneeze and blow us all away.
Hey Jill
Why?
I knew this was gonna...
(Pulls out phone and starts texting)
I hate this (typed on phone)
(Continues texting)
(Looks at me blankly)
:P (Said on phone)
(Attempts to lick my nose)
You smell good
(Puts forhead on my arm)
Why?
Why?
(Continues laughter)
I have nothing to say
Why do you always do this?
"Because I am bored and dont know what to blog about and nobody is giving me any comments"
I wanna touch your nose
MMMMM
Its nothing like that sound
Its mmmmm
MMMM
Freak
(Rests head in hand)
(Slaps leg)
I didnt slap my leg
(Retarded giggle)
That lady is getting mad at us (Typed on phone)
"What lady?"
The one next to us (Typed on phone)
"Oh, tell her I said hi"
No
(Shakes head in disapproval)
(Touches herself)
(Opens her legs to the world)
(Strip teases)
Topic one!
How long would it take to do a strip tease in Anarctica?
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to do a strip tease in anartica...hmmmmmm....just do it really fast and then throw ur clothes back on lol
ReplyDeleteExcuse me? Amazing principal? Ha. Nooooo. He's nice. Not so great at principal-ing.
ReplyDeleteI think he be a good principal, with a nice butt for an old guy...
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