Yeah, officially back to blogging.
And here is my daily planner, to possibly be changed in the future:
Go to library
Hour on computer (Blog, Facebook, Porn, Brent Everett, Sexiness, Orgasm)
Do homework at library (as much as I can)
My mom picks me up after work and gives me a BILLION dollars
(Wishing)
Go home and finish homework if needed
Watch HEROES
die
And that is my daily/life planner.
So yeah, I have now been told so many things by my teachers and I am all just like WHAT?! because I think that they are hiding secrets in my pants.
My teacher for Parenting walked up to me as I walked in (I have never talked to her previously) and says, "Geoff, I love your pants." I just stare at her blankly and say "Thanks?"
She then approaches me as I am walking out of the class and says "I am giving you a 100 on your assignment because of your pants."
I laughed and she laughed and I thanked her and she raped my face.
Not really.
Jillian is a lesbian on crack attempting to open a can of prune juice without a t-shirt on.
Topic 1: Workout
Yeah, I have fully decided that I am going to start losing weight whatever it takes. So along with my thousand other goals this year, I am going to start exercising when I am at home. I find that if I am at home doing my homework, watching TV, and exercising, it will perfectly distract me from any possible car crashes that may occur in my house hold.
Such as: menopause, mid-life crisis, divorce, hurricanes, flood damage, fires, and ninja invasions.
My first goal, starting small: LOSE 5 POUNDS
It doesnt really sound like anything, but I know that if I start with too big of a goal, and it isnt reached shortly, I will lose all hope. I need to be able to see the results in order to be happy, or else I normally just give up...
Ok, so thats my blog for the day!
I will sign back on tomorrow. Peace and love and no death and purple
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