Friday

Blog 143, August 28 2009, I'm Having Some Kidney Issues

I just recently had a conversation with a friend named Jillian. Here it is:
Jillian: I have a question...
6:19pmGeoffry yes?
6:19pmJillian Was it you with the small kidney stone or the peice of kidney that was hurting them?
6:20pmGeoffry yes
y?
6:20pmJillian No what on were you?
6:20pmGeoffry rephrase
6:20pmJillian Did you have a small kidney stone? or a small peice of kidney in your kidney?
6:21pmGeoffry i had a forming one that is now just stationary
Y?
6:22pmJillian Ok aight. Cause one of my friends is haveing stomach problems again. And I couldn't remember what one he was. Lol.
6:22pmGeoffry quick question: does anything you say even make sense to you?
6:22pmJillian Yeah.
That whole thing made sense to me.
6:23pmGeoffry do you have a small peice of brain ni your brain?
6:23pmJillian Lol. Yeah I knew what I was talking about. And if you were the one with the peice of kidney in your kidney it would make sense to you too.
6:24pmGeoffry WTF! I DO NOT HAVE KIDNEY IN MY KIDNEY
6:24pmJillian I know.
It all makes sense to me.
6:25pmGeoffry I WAS THE KIDNEY STONE person, but nobody has a kidney in their kidney...
6:25pmJillian "if you" was the main words
6:25pmGeoffry i was
lol
fail
6:25pmJillian Lol yeah. (name) does thats why he went to the hospital like 7 times last year. Lol.
6:25pmGeoffry Ok, fail
6:26pmJillian No.
6:26pmGeoffry nobody has kidney in their kidney
ITS IMPOSSIBLE YOU FREAK
6:26pmJillian He has a PIECE of kidney in his kidney.
6:26pmGeoffry Kidney stone?
6:26pmJillian No. Lol.
6:26pmGeoffry I HAVE A PEICE OF TOE IN MY TOE
6:26pmJillian Lol.
6:27pmGeoffry Its not funny
6:27pmJillian It all makes sense to me.
6:27pmGeoffry I DONT CARE
It makes no sense to any of the 5 people here
even the dog
6:28pmJillian I just didn't want to feel like a jerk for not remembering if it was you or him for both kidney problems.
I feel like I should rephase that.
6:28pmGeoffry yeah
how bout this whole conversatiojn
conversation?
6:29pmJillian It make sense. Okay. I ask you if it was you that had the kidney stone or if it was you that had the piece in your kidney.
6:29pmGeoffry THERE IS NO PEICES OF KIDNEY IN A KIDNEY
AND i HAD THE kidney stone
6:32pmGeoffry u be odd
6:33pmJillian ITS NOT A KIDNEY
6:33pmGeoffry thanks?
is it a mexican?


Hello, anybody? Make sense? no

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