Blog 139, August 17 2009, Um... Awkward...

Yeah, I have stumbled upon this video...
Well, how about this brings us to a topic, cause I would say that it does...
AWKWARD MOMENTS!
I love the College Humor show, but its so old I kind of wonder if they are even in college anymore... O.o
Oh yeah, so awkward moments, they truly fill the world with amazingness and craziness.
For example: Walking in on your parents watching porn.
Saying you just got your period as a crowded room goes quiet.
Insulting your mother by text and accidentally sending it to her (personal experience :()
Well, my solutions to awkward moments:
Randomly saying dramatically: "So there I was, naked in the amazon..."
I personally like to say "Did you know awkward moments are signs that everybody in the room is horny?"
Rip off all clothing and do the tango with a wall (only for advanced awkward moment breakers)

So yeah... I love Joan Rivers, she is so harsh and grating and old and ugly that you have no choice but to hate her, unless that is, that she saved you and your fourty two kittens from your burning down barn...
But she has never done that to me...
Therefore I love her.


And here is the video explosion of the week with commentary brought to you by my friends 42 kittens:

10 seconds: Lets start the pictures already...
15 seconds: Please
21 seconds: That cat has nice eyes ;)
24 seconds: Now that is one angry woody
28 seconds: I wish I were that bike...
32 seconds: Is that my kindergarten class?
36: Did I not just see that?
40: I guess more then the passengers were tipsy...
44: Endangered species, a sign, and a crotch shot... hmmm...
48: Did we all miss something?
52: But who is behind those men??? Me.
56: I think the guy on the right is laughing...
60: Does anybody ever wonder how stuff like that happens?
1:03- Does that make me not a man?
1:05- Ok, that plane is definitely out of place
1:09- I dont get it...
1:14- I should try that do...
1:17- We dont drink and cry because bottle caps will be shoved in our eyes... odd
1:21- WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM AND WHY DO THESE PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH?!
1:24- How about that shirt has two girls and is in Canada?
1:28- Wait... is his thigh bleeding?
And this is where I end and give up because it takes to much time and my fingers are exhausted.
Nevermind, no they arent...